Your local Aries.

IM BACK BITCHES. Twitter: puppetglitched.

[fnsilvicot]

SSO and SSL Sabines (and Katjas)

[pocketss]

happy old gnoll

[thatsbelievable]

[angelnumber27]

The people in 1897 were mentally in 2030

[babblingbranches]

It's still kinda wild how Phineas and Ferb managed to completely hijack an idiom. Now whenever someone hears a sentence leading with "If I had a nickel for everytime [...]", odds are their brain auto fills with "I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice," rather than "I'd be rich," or "I could [action that requires purchasing something requiring an obscene amount of money]". Y'know, what the idiom originally was

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

remember when harambe died

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

insightful

[redsolis]

advice pt 2

[callofdudes]

Proud contributor of Gaz Nation 🫡

[frogchiro]

ghost bulking 🤤🤤🤤

This sounds like a job for us @justadeadreaper!

GHOST BULKING!! He's a huge man, let's start with that; he eats a lot anyway because he needs that to sustain himself but it only got better (and more) after he met you and you started cooking for your man! Making him fat, full of nutrients, protein and carbs meals that Si devours within minutes, he's honestly like a well without an end but it only makes you have a giddy smile because how could you not give him more? It's a pleasure to watch him devour and clean his plate before hugging you close to him, his stubbled face pressing against your soft tummy, giving it a gentle bite and nuzzle <33

You absolutely adore it when Simon bulks!! He becomes somehow even bigger, more cuddly due to that extra fat, Si becomes a literal human furnace! There's nothing better than cuddling up with the large male under your warm, fluffy blankets while it's freezing outside, not to mention that his libido seems to be through the roof...

It seems these days that the only things you guys are doing is cooking, eating, sleeping and fucking :(( Simon is relentless with his advances, those extra nutrients seemed to give him more strength making him act like a beast in heat. His soft, hairy tummy is pressed against your own, his tree trunk-like arms caging your head as he keeps up a relentless pace, his strong, broad hips smacking against your wet, sore cunt as you scream, moan and whine your pretty little head off while Si is growling and snarling like a beast, getting louder the closer he is before finally pressing his fat, swollen tip against your deepest, most intimate space, letting out a triumphant roar and releasing all that pent up cum in thick, potent spurts as he continues to moan and wince slightly at the feeling of his full balls twitching, the sore, full feeling in them finally gone.

Yes, you love when your Si is bulking <33

[tacticalanklebiter3000]

love the idea of Simon who just smooshes his face against you instead of kissing you softly.

pushes his nose into your cheek like a full face kiss. pushes his face into your neck, your chest, your tummy

does he know how to kiss you properly? absolutely

but it's way more fun to bury his face into any soft bit of skin you have.

doesn't kiss your thighs, puts his whole face on them instead. very dog brained

[outofcontextgarf]

[demonprincex]

the original dni

[sll26-deactivated20220619]

FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸.

[belsmultifandommess]

 Love Between Fairy And Devil 苍兰诀  |  supporting characters lineup

[geosaurusrex-deactivated2015070]

I bought this last night. This is a total game changer. Internet fame, here I come.

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[xxspronkus420xx]

Holy shit what. This is like if someone in ancient sumeria had a camera

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

[lost-my-soup]

@amtrak-official

[queer-as-city-folk]

This is so me, I really really want good cities and high speed frequent transit

[willowrosenbergwinchester]

[doubleantlerwilfred]

also i may or may not have dismembered him with it. there was lava, he was yelling, i cried. it was a bad few days.

[bastardcompany]

KYLE "GAZ" GARRICK Call of Duty: Modern Warfare III (2023)

[stormiwaves]

[flagellant]

kill the shift manager in your brain

[flagellant]

you are not wasting time you are vibing. you are not being unproductive you are literally chilling. make a grill cheese with cheddar cheese and slather a piece of the bread with some honey and maybe you'll relax

[moringmark]