me, finally getting a chance to say something I’ve thought about for twelve days straight: oh, hey, that reminds me, funny thing, this just came to mind but
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me, finally getting a chance to say something I’ve thought about for twelve days straight: oh, hey, that reminds me, funny thing, this just came to mind but
What I love about Loki is that I’ve been lucky enough to step into an archetype.
Ya ever think how Thor is *1500* years old and all this shit happened in like 6 years
This has just been the wildest shitty summer for him huh
“I actually thought I was falling for someone who cared about me”
— (via diepressedprincess)
reblog if ur kinda cold and pretty tired
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
Remember that time Brendon Urie received a roaring standing ovation from the audience after his phenomenal performance of “Death of a Bachelor” and then Jimmy Fallon bowed down to him? Yeah me too.
i like to pretend i’m a heartless apathetic b*tch but in reality i’m a baby who cares a fucking lot and emotionally invests myself in everything and is hurt 98.3% of the time
A while back I heard my friend (male) insult another dude by saying, “You look like the kind of guy who wouldn’t go to Wal-Mart to buy his girlfriend a box of tampons” and I still think about that crowning insult sometimes
My dad once called another guy “someone who thinks loading the dishwasher once in a while makes him less of a man”
I like your dad already
one time my dad’s boss was giving him shit for always leaving work early so he could get home and help my mom with me when i was a newborn and his boss said “i’ve never changed a diaper in my life” really proudly and my dad responded “i’d be ashamed to ever admit i was that worthless of a husband”
This is by far my most popular post.
LOOK WHAT I DID FOR YOU TODAY
kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper”
no you cant. you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper. i didnt even read the sparknotes and i barely skimmed the wikipedia and you gave me an A. you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies
fake conversations in your head of you venting to someone
working through trauma by yelling at no one while driving alone
validating yourself by imagining situations where bad things happen to people and you save them
please love me in the most soft and loyal way. I’m so tired.
i’m single and ignoring people like i’m taken.
kinda sensitive, kinda heartless
me: please don't panic and overanalyze things again
brain: how bout i do a n y w a y
Don’t post your negativity on a positive post.
Electrons
I should kick your ass.