Daniel

He/It | 22 | Eats crayons

[dogpuppy]

[madcaker]

[dramatic-dolphin]

since there is such an "english speakers who don't even try to pronounce a foreign mame correctly" epidemic, native english speakers often try to overcorrect and end up thinking they have a moral imperative to pronounce every foreign name correctly at all times. so i'm gonna hold your hand and look into your eyss as i say this: you can't. you can't pronounce every sound in a language you don't speak. and that's fine. it happens to the rest of us too. we won't be mad so long as you try your best.

[apricops]

“I did some research to pronounce this name correctly” = 👍 great! even if the pronunciation was still off (and learning to pronounce a foreign language correctly takes a lot of practice) people generally appreciate it when someone goes the extra mile for accuracy, and honestly, languages are cool

“I’m probably not saying that correctly”/“sorry for my pronunciation” = 👍 understandable! foreign languages often have sounds that aren’t used in English and learning to correctly pronounce unfamiliar phonemes is genuinely difficult even with help

“lol I’m not even gonna TRY to pronounce that 😂” = 👎 THIS is the problem, if treats languages other than English like they are inherently ‘weird’ or ‘overly complicated’ just because you aren’t familiar with them

“One thousand apologies for my butchering of this beautiful effervescent tongue, I will now flagellate myself as punishment for my crimes” = 👎 chill

[shidlad]

I think the Changeling should be allowed to have Heelys

[wimblethimble]

strawpage requests :]

[kowafi]

dr coolattas :o)

[endlesssspirals]

Strawpage request doodles!

[quality-ghost]

[big-bad-r0n]

BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BE

XDDD

[heister-shmeister]

friend karot toldd me post this

[cloveringcalber]

Christopher

And Xar doodls

(also love the fact he has horns)

[two-dolla-bills]

Do you guys remember that one post from like wayyyyyy back in 2020 that went something like "Between among us, hlvrai, and 17776, cons are gonna look like a child's idea of a NASA meeting,"? Well, between the among us animated series, hl2vrai, and project hail mary, I think cons are gonna look like a child's idea of a NASA meeting

EDIT: I FOUND THE POST

[vegetasvegina]

legend says he’s still there

[sofiescarchy]

Whoever guesses where this Baaulp quote comes from gets a lollipop

[cherryzlem]

Let him into your home

[irraddiated]

this is my office.....and my laboratory..

[thoughtfulrobot]

I'm a little surprised I haven't seen anyone shipping Christopher with Dr. Coomer. One loves to beat people up and the other loves to get beat up– it's like they were made for each other

Yeah, Chris hates scientists, but I think Coomer would easily win his respect. It could be an enemies to lovers thing. Truly the crackship of all time. I say we call them Beatbox because, well, the whole boxing + beating thing

[year2000electronics]

the propaganda has been getting weird lately