Danimal Lecter

Just me doing my own thing.

[fate-grand-master]

Karna, putting on his sexy red boots, red gloves, and red eyeliner: I apologize. I know I am not worthy of the Santa name. I am neither jolly nor plump enough to-

Fujimaru, sighing: Karna it’s fine if you want to be Santa. I’m just worried you might have the wrong idea about the holiday.

Karna: Is it not referred to as Boxing day?

Fujimaru: Well, it is but-

Karna: Does the song lyrics not instruct me to “deck the halls?”

Fujimaru: True, but-

Karna: Is it not one of Santa’s duties to punish the wicked?

Fujimaru: YES BUT-

Karna, standing up: Master, thank you for worrying about me. It is the greatest gift I could receive.

Karna, climbing up the chimney: I will make you proud.

Fujimaru: ….

Fujimaru: …What just happened?

[pabs-art]

Karna: Martha you're christian right. Do they call it boxing day because you-

Martha, who met Jesus and knows damn well his birthday isn't the 25th of December, but is also delighted to have people participate in the celebration in any way they can: Because you beat the shit out of people, yes. Now go spread the joy.

[genderoftheday]

[massivelimestonecube]

today’s the day

[twitblr]

They’re not the real victims (x)

[poorrichardjr]

No, but they wish to appear to be. That is why they are screaming that a leak is an insurrection. They know this is all they have been working toward for the last fifty years, and now that they are on the cusp of victory, they are pissed that a leak stole the thunder the immediate impact would have had. They have to try and deflect the fact that they are stealing a right from the people, and make it look like someone else committed a crime, not them.

[afriendlyblackhottie]

[orchidvioletindigo]

I would ask everyone in the notes making "Just get married" jokes to pay attention to the fact that the person who tweeted this has a wheelchair emoji in their name and remember the fact that people on social security disability payments lose all their benefits the instant they get married.

A rule like this will fully back disabled people on SSI into an ultimatum of stay single and get evicted or marry and become unable to pay the rent anyway.

[afriendlyblackhottie]

This is such a great point. We all need to be mindful of how a lot of these laws are used for ableism. There are so many things we do that we don’t know we’re doing that was put in place to actively harm the disabled community. Like the way a lot of jobs require you to be able to lift 50 pounds even though it has nothing to do with the job.

[imaginedsoldier]

[pangur-and-grim]

does anyone else think that Elden Ring is like the dark souls of video games?

[tami-taylors-hair]

Really? This broad can’t think of one time Jesus got in trouble with the law? Like, once? Where it maybe led to a pretty significant consequence? Not once? 

[dkpsyhog]

You know that “don’t fuck with fallout fans we don’t even know what our game’s about” post? Yeah that’s Christians basically

[skepticalfrog]

don’t even compare trans rights to abortion rights. You’re disgusting

1) all marginalised peoples fight for liberation is interconnected

2) esp on abortion and trans rights, where the issue is body autonomy vs. the christian patriarchal state

3) everyone should be able to get an abortion and a sex change without the state’s permission / criminalisation

4) a separation of womens rights and trans rights represents a fundamental misunderstanding in how the patriarchy as it exists punishes both cis women and people who deviate from mandated sex, sexuality and gender norms in similar and interconnected ways. and how our liberation is ultimately (joyfully and powerfully) connected to each other

Liberation won’t come from distancing yourself from or villainising other marginalised people

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[hustlerose]

Out of Touch Thursday

[dc-comics-or-bust]

Unironically the best part of The Batman was seeing him helping search and rescue at the end. So many Batman stories end with Bruce still as an outcast, perched on top of a gargoyle staring down at the destroyed city below him. That final detail of having him staying behind to help even after all the villains were taken care of was more of a contribution to the superhero film genre than anything else to come out of the past ten years.

[swagforbirds]

bro- what are you saying haha. i dont have a boss health bar bro stop playin man... come on dude... youre kinda getting on my nerves i dont have a fucking boss health bar.

Alright. Your insistence has gotten you this far

*Pulls out a giant sword*

But now, an end. Your final grave misfortune.

[unpretty]

the idea that bruce wayne’s ideal method of learning is to just find whoever is best at the thing and latch onto them for a while is so underutilized, though. i want to see more of, like. bruce wayne fucking off to join the rodeo, so he can learn the best ways to not fall off things and also hogtie other things. bruce wayne moving to hawaii to master surfing because the thought of not knowing how to surf in some kind of surfing emergency caused him a sudden panic. bruce wayne in the alps learning how to yodel. living with the amish to learn how to make a really good dresser. in the andes learning how to weave. going to florida to wrestle alligators and meth addicts and meth-addicted alligators. when will you ever need to know this, he remembers people asking, as he faces down killer croc with nothing but a net he had to make himself using a machete and a spare sheep.

[skepticalfrog]

seeing “balanced” takes on abortion makes me want to state for the record i love abortion. I love it. Unapologetically. I love all my friends who have had abortions and all the reasons they’ve had them. i love people who treat abortion flippantly I love people who have a lot of emotions about their abortion. I love people who will have only one abortion in their whole life and people who will have many. abortion is great, no caveats. Its not a moral quandary. if someone doesn’t want to be pregnant they should have safe access to rectifying the state of their own body

[thyrell]

man i don't wanna hear about harm reduction anymore. we cast our ballots and we voted our harm reduction candidates in and the harm increasing party is still getting their way. like i cannot stress enough this is all happening under the harm reduction guy. harm reduction was basically his main campaign promise but the harm is still very much going strong and not being reduced

[scootzzz]

[mysharona1987]