I'm bored but kinda happy

Don't mind me. I'm just recording life's encounters and finding a lot of cute things on the interwebs

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[theartofangirling]

I’ve been waiting a year to post this

[dilfphd]

TOMORROW IS THE 4-YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF HIM DOING IT TO US

National Holiday

[locate-lucky-luciano]

4 years and 364 days ago… It was done to us

[muskyelon]

6 slutty slutty years….

[no-this-is-jarod]

they got mad

[oh-archivist]

Green Day lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong wrote this about his father, who died of cancer on September 1st, 1982. At his father’s funeral, Billie cried, ran home and locked himself in his room. When his mother got home and knocked on the door to Billie’s room, Billie simply said, “Wake me up when September ends.”

So I’d be angry too if people kept this shit up every single year.

[skelebon3r-blog]

i am going to reblog this until i die

[sparrow-va]

…oh

[mintedwitcher]

Seriously its just not funny and I wish people would stop

[literallywhatthefuckispolenta]

I reblog this every fucking year. Leave them alone.

[geekandmisandry]

Every year.

[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

I have been waiting all year to post this.

[tumboner]

omg

[merspers]

This has been in my queue for months.

[mcgooglykins]

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

[thatsoundsprettynice]

YES

[xbstnmnr-deactivated20241116]

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

[memescog]

This put a smile in my face

[bajn]

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

[actualsupreme-deactivated201503]

this is your only day to reblog this for a year

[hostileworkenvironment]

i missed my chance last year so this has been in my queue for 364 days

[feministism]

[drankinwatahmelin]

4. If the car pulls up to you run in the opposite direction.

5. Walk with your keys in your hands and keep a key between each finger

6. If they put you in the trunk kick out the headlights

7. If you get lost find a woman with a child. Never ask a man for help (this one was drilled)

[bando--grand-scamyon]

That scream fire piece of advice is literally life saving

8. Watch your shadows and reflections, especially if someone is walking behind you. A split second notice is better than none and will help you.

[gaylittlepieceofsh1t]

Yes this last one really saves lives y'all I do it all the time

[uncleromeo]

girls have to learn to view the world like international intelligence agents just to be safe walking down the street. smh.

[twilightt-fantasy]

guys pls pls pls reblog and girls pls pls pls be safe out there. terrifying and so sad that we have to worry about this on a daily basis

[guiltyidealist]

(I’m an enby, but, frankly, this is helpful for anyone.)

[cryptidinks]

- always tell someone where youre at and an approx time when youll be back

[witcheshaven]

Add text replacement words in your phone if possible. Something short and memorable that you can send quickly to people in moments of emergencies.

E.g.

[whatchagonnadoabooouuutttit]

I f ing hate that we need to reblog this, people suck, but this will save lives.

DO NOT SCROLL PAST

[anonymousmothman]

Being female fucking sucks but yes this shit is important for everyone

[oaqland-deactivated20191127]

#OldTownRoad is now the only single to ever go Diamond while still #1 on the Billboard Hot 100. It's also the longest standing hip-hop single at #1 ever with 13 weeks at the spot; even surpassing Eminem's "Lose Yourself" 😯

[gluten-free-pussy]

[yencid]

[apatite2]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Rand Paul’s neighbor paid $580,000 to break 6 of his ribs over a gardening disput and it does not surprise me for a single solitary moment that having Rand Paul for a neighbor would be so infuriating that you end up shelling out half a million dollars for acts of grievous bodily harm

[indigokyra]

I love how you phrased it less as a consequence and more of an entrance fee

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the cost of breaking 6 of Rand Paul’s ribs & putting him in the hospital with pneumonia was $580k and if I had the money I would absolutely be willing to pay for that privilege 

[brattylikestoeat]

[gaphic]

a himbo must, MUST, be Kind, Beefy, and Stupid. 

only Kind and Beefy? thats just a hunk.

only Beefy and Stupid? thats just a jock. 

only Kind and Stupid? thats just a decent man! 

[agreyeyedgirl]

[blackqueerblog]

Rutger Bregman is the Dutch historian who became a global sensation after an appearance at this year’s Davos summit, where he accused attending billionaires of ignoring taxation. Now he has created another viral moment in an extremely uncomfortable interview with Fox News’s Tucker Carlson.

Bregman so riled Carson with his accusations of hypocrisy, critiques of Fox’s conservative agenda, and attacks on Donald Trump that the TV host called him a “moron” and angrily told him: “Go fuck yourself.”

Source

Lot more people around the world are going to watch this now than if it actually aired. Speaking truth to power is the best viral content!

[diaryofandnwoman]

[art-thropologist]

This is pure art.

[rookmove]

For those curious, this was taken at the Oceti Sakowin camp during the No DAPL protests in Cannon Ball, North Dakota. The photograph is titled “Defend the Sacred” by Ryan Vizzions. I did not find the name of the subject on horseback.

[ikkimikki]

Her name was  Marissa Blacklance. #Dakota38 rider, & front line water protector at Standing Rock. She was killed by a drunk driver in January of 2018.  Her mother is using this tragedy to make changes benefitting our community with the Yellow Scarf tribute. 

[ayellowbirds]

"So your planet, 'Dirt'—"

“‘Earth.’" 

“Right, Planet Dirt. It has two massive polar regions?“ 

“Uh-huh?“ 

”…named, ‘Bearlandia’ and ‘Nobearlandia’?“ 

“I think something went wrong with the translation software.”

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

SET COURSE FOR BEARLANDIA

[cryoverkiltmilk]

*slaps the upper part of the map* “Go HERE if you prefer bears.”

*slaps the lower part of the map* “Go HERE if you prefer NOT bears.”

[mapsontheweb]

Minimum Counties Required to Win Popular Vote vs to Win Electoral College