we're not kids anymore.
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@dann-isbatman
Level 1: Asylums are scary because there's crazy people there.
Level 2: We shouldn't treat mental health facilities as objects of horror because it stigmatises mental illness.
Level 3: Asylums are scary because there's psychiatrists there.
Level 4: Asylum's are scary because they're dehumanizing cages that deny people any autonomy even over their own mind and their potential for neglect and other abuses is limitless.
dick coming home to the manor instead of his apartment early in the morning after a month long mission in outer space. he showers before putting on clothes he left in his room the last time he stayed there. he stares at his childhood bed in the room he grew up in. he sees the old posters on the wall, the figures he left behind when he moved out. he stares and stares and stares before deciding he doesn’t want to be there.
he walks out of his room, walks a couple of doors down, before entering a room just as familiar as his own. he doesn’t knock, he’s never needed to, and looks at bruce’s sleeping form on his bed. he doesn’t hesitate, doesn’t think twice, before crawling under the covers and wrapping his body against bruce’s warm one. he shoves his face into bruce’s neck, smelling the lotion and hair products that he’s used for years. a familiar smell, a smell that makes him drowsy, a smell that makes him feel safe.
he feels bruce shift a little before arms wrap around dick’s body, pulling him closer. sleep begins to call him and right before he answers it, he feels a kiss be pressed to his hair.
dick smiles; because it really doesn’t matter how old he is. he’ll always be bruce’s first baby, and he’ll always be welcomed into his father’s arms.
don't cry because it's over. attack. attack everything around you. do spin attacks
ough my son…
sienna by the marias + batman: legends of the dark knight #120 / legends of the dc universe #10 / batgirl (2000) #19 / birds of prey: batgirl/catwoman / birds of prey (1999) #21 / batman: gotham knights #2 / batgirl (2011) #24 / convergence batgirl #2 / batgirl (2000) #49 / batgirl (2000) #52 / dc 1st: batgirl/joker
imagine how much i could accomplish if i did not have to sleep everyday
Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment King situation.
Hmm depression
Jon: Dami, don't take this the wrong way, but you gotta calm the F train down. You're gonna ace this test
Damian: You think that because you love me, but love has made you dumb
Jon: I disagree if anything it has made me smarter. Like last week when I boiled that egg.
Damian: That egg was big, I was really proud of you
*bored at a gala*
Tim: what do you think was the most insane shit you used to do at the league?
Damian: …like for training or for fun?
Tim: you were allowed fun?
Damian: *shrug* we made up games.
Tim: ok, so what was the most unhinged game?
Damian: hmm… real life operation was pretty wild.
Tim:
Tim: fucking what.
-in the car ride home-
Jason, slightly drunk: well ya’see we figured out that i’d always come back- m’fuckin immortal or whatever the fuck,
Damian: and even if he wasn’t, we usually played it right next to the lazarus pit as a backup, so we could always tip him in if there was an emergency.
Jason: -yeah! so i used to just- used to just eat shit. and then after like an hour to let whatever i ate travel through my body a bit, they’d all cut me open and see who could get it all out with tweezers.
Damian: it was hard, because he kept somehow swallowing constantly-activated taser probes, so we actually would get buzzed if we fucked up.
Jason: *smug* i was a fuckin’ genius at comin up with educational games for you kids.
Damian: it did teach us a lot about anatomy.
Tim:
Bruce, frantically undoing his window: i’m going to throw up-
So has anyone else noticed how Bat-like Jon's new costume is?
Superman Unlimited #11-12
Like the color scheme is all Super-family but that logo is very bat like...
But What If…?
While it seems to be leaning more strongly to the idea of this Jon being an Earth 3 variant, if this little Jon is still the real deal after all of this, it would mean that the older Jon was the fake? What do I mean? I saw a post referring to the clothes Jon wore while he was inside the volcano versus when Tomorrow Man got him out.
I began thinking, “What about the clothes Jon had when he left with his grandpa? What about the clothes he had when he was taken by Ultraman?” I had to go soul searching for Michael Bendis’ storyline of Jon being aged up and it turned out he had multiple issues explaining in greater detail of what had happened to Jon when he was taken. It surprisingly explains what had happened to Jor-El and everything that has happened to Jon throughout the years Jon was gone. I honestly don’t know why Tom Taylor retconned it, because it was a great storyline. I can only think he didn’t do his homework and because the volcano part was the one brought up the most, as it was the most traumatizing thing for Jon, Tom Taylor used it constantly in Superman: Son of Kal El. I take back Tom Taylor not being responsible for the aged-up Jon being terrible. It was still a terrible idea on Bendis’ part, but the story of Jon’s lost years was covered and did not need to be messed with. In fact, had Tom Taylor not retconned Jon’s years being gone, older Jon could’ve still been fixable and Dan Slott returning back to Michael Bendis’ work was the best decision. But, enough about that, let’s go over why either little Jon has to be another variant of Jon or the older Jon is the fake.
So, to put it specifically, Jon was not taken into the volcano until he was at least 12-13 years old according to Bendis’ timeline. This is why little Jon is more broken than the older Jon, assuming Dan Slott did do his homework, spoke to Michael Bendis and read through all his issues of Jon’s lost years to understand the damage made. When older Jon was taken to the volcano, he was treated as a POW. Their one conversation was very seldom. As far as I know, according to Jon’s Lost Years, Ultraman didn’t torture Jon except only left him in the volcano to die or until he knew what to do with him. That’s what he said.
Also, before being taken into the volcano, Jon spent a couple of years with his grandpa on his adventures. He went to different parts of outer space and was saving other worlds. He also got some education and even faced Lobo at one point. Jon mentions how much time had passed before he was taken, which reads around 2-3 years. So, Jon would’ve been 12-13 by the time he was taken prisoner and would’ve been wearing these clothes. He also had years of experience with fighting through his adventures, so it wasn’t like Ultraman was taking some kid he found lying around into a volcano. Again, Jon was treated as a POW.
Now, let’s go into Jon’s encounter and how he was imprison. As it turns out, it wasn’t seven or six years. At most, maybe a few years or less. This is why Jon never showed any effects of losing childhood or being as traumatized as we see in little Jon.
First, he did fight off Ultraman. In fact, he fought off the Crime Syndicate and lost because it was one against multiple super powered villains. This why it was the most traumatizing parts of Jon’s life. It was the first time he ever lost this catastrophically and it was partly because he mistaken Ultraman for his dad before losing his powers from the lack of yellow sun. Ultraman placed Jon into a volcano because he didn’t know what to do with him and expected him to die anyway. That was one other thing, in the lost years, Jon was on a time limit because eventually, the volcano would burn him to ash. So no, it’s impossible for Jon to have been stuck there for 6-7 years and why Tom Taylor thought that was a good idea to add that is beyond me.
Jon would later escape and from there went incognito, realizing that he was powerless. This is when he’d meet his mom from this Earth, who was Superwoman and would eventually be saved by his grandfather. His grandfather gives him a new costume, then… I think the rest of these comic pages will explain it better than I could. But… yeah.
What does this have to do with Dan Slott’s Superman Unlimited? If little Jon is another variant of Jon, it would match up because there’s no way he could be the older Jon’s past self. The ages do not match up with the timeline. This Jon looks way too young. However, if the older Jon is the fake, then that would mean that all the lost years were all made up. It would mean that over time Older Jon completely forgot about the stories of his adventures with his grandpa. Michael Bendis’ work would be dismantled so would all the retconning from Tom Taylor’s Superman: Son of Kal El.
If it turns out that the little Jon is the real Jon of this timeline and the older Jon was a fake. That would mean that the older Jon was either a cyborg or a clone. I’d go for the clone route. He was likely given fake memories that began fading over time as they’re not real memories. It would also mean that little Jon would have to be given a new story of his lost years. How did he get into the volcano in the first place? What happened after he took off with his grandpa? Dan Slott seemed to have read Bendis’ work to the point he got the clothes right in the flashback. Does this mean he’ll bring back the actual correct lost years that were lost?
There’s still too much to decide if this little Jon is the real deal or a fake. Even with the kryotonite resistant factor, that could still be chalked up to little Jon becoming resistant to kryptonite thanks to Ultraman’s torture. However, if this is the case, then that would mean that the older Jon was the fake. Ultraman did seem to be acting too nice to Jon, even if he was only 12-13 years old. I think it’s intentional to set this story up this way for the mystery factor and maybe see what the fans want. It’s already clear that Jon’s lost years don’t match up with little Jon’s, so the question of why Tomorrow Man didn’t catch it is mysterious in itself. Is little Jon another Jonathan Kent variant or is the older Jon the real fake?
if anything batman is ROBIN'S assistant
manages robin's schedule ✅️
drives robin to work and back every night ✅️
takes all phone calls made to their mutual workplace ✅️
dating life depends on robin's whims ✅️
work hours depend on robin's schedule (bedtime) ✅️
carries robin's stuff in his own purse (belt) ✅️
organizes pay for robin's staff (butler) ✅️
sounds like an assistant to me
I'm a proud Damijon shipper but also a huge jayjon fan. And some people in these fandoms can't seem to grasp that. Like I've been reading comics since I was a kid, I remember when supersons came out, I know those boys better than most of you!
If you can't get on board with Damijon because of the age difference and the (small) questionable side of the comunity I completely understand. If you just prefer Jayjon I get it! But some of y'all act like we're all just creeps and it feels like y'all spend most of your time hating on us then supporting your (canon) ship.
And to all my damijon shippers literally leave jayjon shippers alone! Jay existing isn't a slight against your ship. Jayjon in comics isn't a slight against your ship. Jayjon fans existing aren't slight against your ship!! I'm so sorry our otp isn't canon this literally isn't there fault.
But that's just my opinion
mandatory jaybin death day anual post
