the allmighty danbearpig

Welcome. Pull up a chair and kick off your pants. What would you like to drink? We only serve water, sorry. Gonna be using this Tumblr as a personal journal of sorts. Things I feel and such... but mostly reblogs. Also lots of orcs, like really gay orcs. You'll prolly see some of my sketches from time to time. Don't be afraid to say hello.

[dannipanni]

Test test

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

you are going to feel so much love and devotion it’s going to scare you. you aren’t used to being the object of so much tenderness; and maybe you don’t even think you deserve it. but you do. you know you do. embrace it with open arms and let it wash over you.

[did-you-know]

On the Pottermore website, J.K. Rowling explains how wizards poop. There’s an excerpt about the Chamber of Secrets that says wizards didn’t need toilets because they ‘simply relieved themselves where they stood, and vanished the evidence.’ Source Source 2

[w-r-o-u-g-h-t]

i fucking hate jk rowling so much because years and years after this franchise has ended she is still continuing trying to make it bad to the point where she said that every character in harry potter canonically shits themselves and then casts a shit vanishing spell 

[zahnegott]

fuck this is b a d

[postingmachine9000]

This reminds me of the hufflepuff group masturbation tweets

[gun-toting-greyshades-deactivat]

The what?

[postingmachine9000]

[drinkpisspissblood]

[stinkibabi]

Just imagine you’re taking a test for potions with Snape and the guy sitting next to you just fucking shits himself the nastiest, slimiest shit of his life out of stress. And you literally have to sit there with a straight face while fuckin Todd JingleJangles cleans himself up in the dead quiet room with some stupid ass line like “vanish me poopum” and you just gotta live with the knowledge that some kid just shit himself beside you during a fucking test.

[urulokid]

how do you delete someone elses post

[autoharpo-deactivated20221011]

I am in tears

[notlostonanadventure]

Joe what the fuck did you make me read

[hurleyquinnzel]

This gotta be fake

[hurleyquinnzel]

They literally have bathrooms in Hogwarts like theyre pretty important to the plot too did jk just forget about that? The bathroom where myrtle lives (she literally dives into a toilet)? The prefects bathroom? How can she claim there’s no bathrooms??? this post gave me mesothelioma and I feel entitled to compensation

[shithwa]

pocket_monsters

bonus:

[alksdjaslkfdalsk]

wild.

[mindartdraws]

tfw ur kitten evolves into a furry bara

[teathattast]

the holy grail

[processintegrated]

wrong

im sure i am missing some but we’re getting there

[processintegrated]

[weirdmageddon]

[copper-head-illustrations]

Day 27: CAT

I forgot to upload this yesterday! 🐱🐱🐱🐱

[rykerst]

colored quickie

[nyuudles-deactivated20200417]

Punk Orcs!

[meninfantasyart]

Studies (Zangief) by Eslam AboShady

[estoysola]

[homofied]

[captaingerbear-deactivated20181]

It’s time! Submissions can be made through direct notes to me here, or through one of the other channels laid out in the rules!

[dannipanni]

ITS HERE!!!

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

Me

[the-pundertaker-deactivated2020]

[catchymemes]

[isei-silva]

Slapped some flat colors

[mlekonya]

oblivious