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tucker is my father, call me dumbass 🧿

[dannydemeato]

turned couchella into coachella 🛋️🌴

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fucking crying over the pic @dannydemeato posted on his insta story of us bc it looks like a bigfoot sighting 😭😭

[dannydemeato]

[wyrmoftheweb]

I'm about to wii sports resort to violence

[wyrmoftheweb]

I'm about to have a wii fit

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tshirt that says I SURVIVED. JUST IN GENERAL

[dannydemeato]

feeling sexy summery and silly - 📍 london

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imagine the power i could have if my one brain cell got put to good use

[dannydemeato]

the boys really were back in town when they wrote that song weren't they

[dannydemeato]

i want to be reincarnated as the finnish dude who did that shouting song for the eurovision

[tldrgender]

I fucked up so badly on this sudoku page no ones ever gonna wanna have sex with me

[dannydemeato]

happy birthday boyfriend i love you

thanks boyfriend i love you so much it pains me

[dannydemeato]

happy birthday (´｡• ᵕ •｡`)

thank u love u (∩ ` -´)⊃━━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ

[dannydemeato]

happy bday geek ass nerd 🖤

thank you pop music sensation conan grey 🩵

[aliensexfantasy]

happy 26th birthday ticker pullsbury !! @dannydemeato

i've never met anyone who cared for me in all the ways you do. you are the kindest, sweetest, most generous person i've ever met and to top it all off you're fucking hilarious too. almost feels rude to hoard all these great qualities when there are others in need, maybe that's your one flaw. i'll allow it.

i feel so incredibly lucky to know you, you've truly changed my life in all the best ways. thank you for welcoming me into your whore home and loving me with your whore heart. i love you more than words can say.

[dannydemeato]

happy birthday tucker as a gift you may have a three second kiss with christian french (there are rules he can fill u in)

what a beautiful gift @saladtingers pucker up

[dannydemeato]

never known romance like this 😍

[dannydemeato]

deciding to arise from the unconscious just in time for my birthday weekend im gonna be like one of the girlies from the 2000s teen movies celebrating for 4 days straight 🍸

[allsadnshit]

At my core I need to shut the hell up and read a short novel that changes me forever