Just kill em with your awesome

dani, formless blob. Yesterday's history, tomorrow's a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.

[userlesbian]

phil squats

[lovelydeps]

merry Christmas and happy holiday everyone

[pseudophan]

"post-hard launch wdapteo will be cuter than ever" "they're gonna leave in pet names this time" "actually literally nothing will be different at all lol" "what if they say i love you" see personally i just don't think dan and phil's text conversations are all that couple-y to begin with i think they're too busy saying absolute nonsense to be cute. however i do think they might go out of their way to find at least just One convo that's not necessarily super crazy but juuust enough that it would never have happened pre-hard launch, just because they get a kick out of it. i'm also expecting them to mention that one of the exchanges was had while laying next to each other in bed. otherwise business as usual i reckon

[dansasterology]

oh look at me i’m phil lester i used to be the blueprint emo boy in my 20s i have random things inspired by me during that time like this cute little emo axolotl and now i’m a hot blond babe with a juicy fat ass that knocks things over when i walk my skin is clear i have doll lips the nose of a god and i’ve been dating the guy who also used to be the blueprint emo boy for sixteen years he’s tall and beautiful with his luscious sexy curly mullet has big doe eyes 6’3 handsomeness oh and btw he started to go to the gym to be able to pick me up and now he manhandles me and squats while carrying me and he also lovingly makes me coffee every morning so i can wake up and immediately drink it :D bro fuck you and your fuckass boyfriend

[foxykindofstand]

why is nobody discussing louise clocking phil in the comments this is awesome

[shed-some-light]

yeah no i can't hang out today. yeah it's british youtubers again. yeah it'll be all day.

[white-boy-of-the-year]

WBOTY 2025 FINAL ROUND!!!!!

Jonathan Bailey vs Dan & Phil

Jonathan Bailey

Dan & Phil

Voting ended onDec 29, 2025

As always, our inbox is open for propaganda!

[dontholdontothevirus]

my new image

[white-boy-of-the-year]

WBOTY 2025 Round 2: Poll 3

Dan Howell vs Phil Lester

Dan Howell

Phil Lester

Voting ended onDec 15, 2025

As always, our inbox is open for propaganda!

[diphowell]

dan being very funny with the qualifiers

[starsworth]

idc what anybody says the most untouchable inarguable mlm ship of all time will always be those 2 tiny men jedediah and octavius from night of the living museum

[hollivens]

can i get uhhh 9 phiws

[trainstationhello]

and they’ve had 15 more christmases together since <3

[sogekii-heii]

might've gone a bit overboard with this but felt inspired after seeing the phantasy calendar - reference

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[ectoimp]

[cameoappearance]

A small price to pay for mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika

[diva-thatsscience]

"if you want 12 fantastic beautiful images of phil and i am also there" my man has had to wait 16 years to be able to talk up his gorgeous boyfriend and it shows.

[chompingonuggets]

Sweet dreams