the gay cousin

supercorp is endgame | they/them

[danvers-luthxr]

wouldn't it be neat if men were not allowed/involved in telling stories about women

[ryebreadgf]

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[thefuzzydave]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[stupidbeecandle]

I lived and worked in a lighthouse at a previous job.  There was a thick line painted in a circle around the shack where the fog signal was kept.  The line represented how close you could get to the fog signal without experiencing physical harm in the form of eardrums shattering or worse.

Even in the house it was LOUD.  Probably the loudest thing I have ever experienced but at a normal, predictable interval.  You would begin to time your sentences with little pauses with the rest of the lighthouse crew so you would talk like this while making your………..HORN…………. tea and then carry on talking because you knew when it would go off.  It rattled the walls and the dishes in our cabinet.

At least one girl had died there. They kept photos of her everywhere “in honor of her sacrifice” because she had decided to take the winter watch alone and died in a storm where bounders the size of mini vans had been lifted out of the ocean and left scattered across the island, to say nothing of the ice chunks.  People weren’t allowed to be alone on the watch after that.

One day a dead moose washed up on shore and it took my entire crew all day but we managed to rig up a line to hang it up to dry because we thought having a moose skeleton in the house would really spice the living room up a bit.  It did.  Weird shit happens when six of you are left alone, like ALONE ALONE, no cell reception, no wifi, just a radio to contact the real world and not a lot of reason to do that.  People don’t go on lighthouse jobs if they want to stay connected, I’ve found.

That said Id do it all again, I really do treasure those days

[glowingghosty]

[mcnerds]

you know you could’ve just said “no they don’t have wifi” and that would’ve answered the question

[stupidbeecandle]

But then you wouldnt have known about the moose

[socialmaya]

Occasionally forget people genuinely think capitalism is thousands of years old

[sylestial]

One time I was talking about Robin Hood with some coworkers and one guy was like “he was bad because the people he helped learned to expect handouts” and I wanted to be like… okay can you explain how that flawed capitalist propaganda applies to feudalism

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

reminder that capitalism was literally invented in the 16th century

[tayefeth]

That’s an exaggeration. What was invented in the 16th century was mercantilism. Capitalism really dates for the beginning of the nineteenth century, with the rise of industry and cash crops over artisans and merchants. Vulture capitalism, with the notion that companies have no duties other than generating profit, is even younger.

[antique-scarecrow]

Capitalism is only 200 years old and I have to say, they have not been an impressive 200 years

[downtroddendeity]

I think a lot of this comes from the fact that most people don’t know the formal definition of capitalism. We all know the word, we’ve all seen the jokes, but very few people bother to actually define it unless they’re talking about political theory and philosophy, so it’s easy to end up with the impression that Capitalism = Money Can Be Exchanged For Goods And Services.

Capitalism is the economic system where most of the means of production (i.e. everything people need to have to make the stuff that everyone wants) are owned by private individuals or corporations, who then hire people to provide the labor necessary to produce things, with the intent of selling the output at a profit. It’s the difference between “you’re a carpenter and you make a chair and you sell it” and “you’re Richard Q. Richington who owns a chair factory, and you pay people to sell the chairs you paid other people to make and then all the excess money goes back to you.” There have been Richard Q. Richingtons on and off throughout history, but that being the norm for every single industry is a pretty recent development.

[densoro]

it’s so endlessly frustrating too because capitalism apologists will go ‘commerce has happened throughout human history so capitalism is logically and morally inevitable and gets all the credit for humanity’s advances,’ but then don’t want to take responsibility for slavery

[kara-luthors]

[mickxtii]

bread abs could also be applied to one kryptonian beefcake. lena: those abs. kara: yes. fueled by bread! it's advanced science, lena, don't question it.

oh wow... sports (but its supercorp

[narraboths]

“I just don’t want one mistake to ruin our friendship,” Supergirl says. She’s looking at Lena with the same wide-eyed earnestness as she ever does, even when she’s kneeling between her legs and Lena still has a hand tangled in Supergirl’s locks and a leg hooked over her shoulder and Supergirl’s chin is still shiny–wet with her. “That’s all.”

[missluthorwillseeyounow]

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[chickpeamcb]

he is there inside your mind, is the thing

[chickpeamcb]

I don’t usually throw people’s tags into the spotlight but you… you understand me

[cephalophor]

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

[nakedinasnowsuit]

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

[thewitchway]

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God:  Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper? 

[careful-crow]

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

[adventuretfox]

He killed his yonger brother in cold blood because he was jealous of him. There is in no way anything funny about this. No hesitation just poped a rock over his turned head, droped his body over the edged and tried to lie to god about what he did. FUCK YALL CRAZIES!!!

[funkyness]

oh are those the receipts, Cain is problematic now?

[bprinny]

Cainceled 

[spinosacha]

This is Doris Pollas, the cofounder of the organisation now known as lgbt+ Denmark which by being founded in 1948 is one of the oldest if not the oldest queer organisation in the world.

Doris lived in a farm in Jutland as a child. She was always butch and figured out she was a lesbian in her teens. When she heard about a club in copenhagen where boys kissed boys and girls kissed girls she went just some months after and it was through that club she started a paper connecting queer people all up to seventies and co founded lgbt+ Denmark.

She is now 97 year and wishes for every queer person to have an as loving and accepting family as she did.

I don’t see a lot of older gays from my country, so learning about Doris, a masc lesbian, was really nice.

[piipstachio]

TUMBLR PLEASE I WAS TRYING TO SHOW THIS

[nerdreamer]

[bigmammallama5]

did you know someone has custom molded “surprised patrick” into an oversized dildo because i do and i dont know what to do with this information

[coffeeshib]

so basically this is supercorp. lenas posting the tiktok obvs

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMRecMSE7/

if kara dressed like this, every morning she'd have a hard time getting to work cause what is lena supposed to do? not be handsy when her beefcake wife looks like that? 🖐️😔

[littlestpersimmon]

sea salt and mangoes

[littlestpersimmon]

I drew this as a love letter from a mixed kid to my IloIlo heritage- Asin Tibuok is an almost extinct heritage food of the Ilonggo people. Asin Tibuok is salt that is produced by soaking coconut husks in pits near the shore. It’s extremely difficult to make It takes a week to fill just one coconut husk, and therefore, this salt very rare. In the Philippines, Mangoes are often eaten with salt, and it’s considered a staple Merienda, or an afternoon snack.

Hope this fact encourages people to help us preserve our culture

[ovur]

Shut up bitch

[relelvance]

Please done use that word, it's misogynistic

[ovur]

Sorry....... cunt

[relelvance]

[femaleheroes]

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