I'm a nice fucking person

I'm also a mess. And so is my blog. Please just call me Val (Or Valetine) because I can't handle my first name. I'm 27, finnish (INFP and all that shit). I'm an asexual piece of shit.  I'm crazy about many many things. I'm a mess and so is my blog. Cherik/Marvel/Fassavoy/YoI/Captive Prince/Star Wars/TWD and other stuff that makes me happy.

[cetitanhasmoved]

[ionchy]

[softfocusloudsongs]

Reblog if you're the naked neighbor.

[escuerzoresucitado]

overslept

[vonkarn]

man was really like

[lovedthestars-toofondly]

[footage of Victor Frankenstein sewing together female body parts to make a mate for the Creature while Lou Bega’s Mambo no.5 plays]

[namara-ashina]

@pkmndaisuki how could you leave this in the tags???

[melancholic]

ppl who watch bob l'eponge : did you know abt suicide de carlo tentacule

[discoursedrome]

so "incubus" means someone who lies on top of something, and "succubus" means someone who lies underneath something, and the former also turns up in the word "incubate", which means to lie on top of an egg. To ensure closure we could therefore posit an analogous term "succubate", which would be something like this:

he is succubating.

[shinybulbasaur]

was in the car with my friend when I saw the car we passed had the license plate "SADNESS" and I went oh wait we gotta slow down so I can get a pic, but every time we went slower the other car also slowed down. so I looked behind us to see what was going on and the passenger also had their phone up and wheezing the same way I was, and that's when I remembered my friend's license plate is "LOSSJPG"

[shinybulbasaur]

you think I would do that? just go on the internet and tell lies?

[heavensenthousepet]

[brucebocchi]

[mrsluellabateswashingtonjones]

Vending machine at the eeby deeby

[socialmaya]

[tangerinegrove]

[regrettablyjake]

Didn't notice the GLARINGLY OBVIOUS change, and was instead desperately looking for the "had to do it to em" guy

[theythemthighs]

[radiofreeslowzone]

god I dont wanna fuckin go on dates or try to sell myself or expose myself to an unending list of potential heartbreaks i just wanna skip to the part where someone is holding me and i am cozy. fuck this bro

[997]

[swiminjello]

ooo…. lady gagita

[iris-of-the-lambs]

Despite its name, the owlbear is in fact neither owl nor bear - it is a large species of rodent whose external incisors resemble a curved "beak." The enamel of these incisors is colored brown because of iron compounds. This hard substance wears down at a slower rate than the regular tooth, thus producing a sharp edge at the tooth tip.

It is thought that owlbears are evolved from smaller burrowing rodents who made use of their external teeth as digging implements. Their ancestors lacked external pinnae, but the modern owlbear's fur grows in an owl-like facial disk to direct sound -- a case of convergent evolution.

Or, what if dnd owlbears were just big mole rats.

[catchymemes]

[ramblingpilgrim]

Tony Hawk is probably the best evidence that people would never recognize Clark Kent as Superman in real life.

[depsidase]

[jvgsjeff]

[yahenni]

[doctor-wormm]

please reblog this i spent way too long on what was supposed to be a quick edit

[crazydolllady]

[simpsons-latino]

[say-prettyy-pleasee]

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

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