Idfk

Reality is a lie. Have a nice day/night.

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

[leupagus]

oh my god IT’S TRUE

[audible-smiles]

[wizardlyghost]

also much as i hate to mention the solo movie when chewie introduced han to the wookie they found in the mines his first reaction was to pat hans head like you would when you meet a new dog

[tiwaztyrsfist]

To further the analogy of Han is the Dog, According to various canon sources, a Standard Human in the Star Wars universe has a life expectancy of roughly 100-120 years. A Wookie has a life expectancy of around 400 years. So, caring for Han for Han’s whole life is a commitment of less than a quarter of Chewie’s life. It’s like having a dog that lives to 20-22. A long term companion, but one you know you’re probably going to outlive.

[charlesoberonn]

When they kill your dog

[sinistercinnamon]

oh my god

[juuls]

well then

[septicake]

[abalidoth]

Fun probability fact: If you press the button 100 times, there's roughly a 1/e chance you'll become a girl!

Fun gender fact: If you press the button 100 times, you were almost certainly a girl to begin with.

[espanolbot2]

Netflix Deletes New Password Sharing Rules, Claims They Were Posted in Erro

Netflix has removed recently updated password sharing rules from its website, claiming that they are not applicable to the United States as of now.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I’m assuming someone pointed out to them that far from getting them new subscribers, this would actually lead to even existing subscribers just pirating their content because they don’t feel like having some asshole dictate what they have to do to watch content they’ve paid for

[pansy2025]

men will literally attack other men just so they can get thrown around

[caats]

Cats are liquid ♡

[siahfiles]

trying to present simple concepts that work best with a casual/unplanned atmosphere in a polished illustration

[kleefkruid]

Giving this website full of autistics obsessed with ranking and categorising stuff a poll option is like giving rats one of those buttons that makes cocaine

[block]

reblog if you need a hug

[northerlygale-deactivated202307]

Reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a much needed hug

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

The British Museum staff are on strike. IT’S TIME.

QUICK EVERY COUNTRY ON EARTH, RUN IN AND GET YOUR SHIT BACK

[metamorphesque]

—  Franz Kafka, The Metamorphosis

[postoctobrist]

Did anyone else get cracked under the influence of powerful psychedelics? I fell into an infinite black sea and heard a voice say "you are a woman" and I "woke up" and wept with relief. It was all very sudden.

lol this mf got transed by the infinite black sea

[soracities]

Alain de Botton, Essays in Love [transcript in ALT]

[shitpostinguniverse]

[foxes-in-love]

[heresylog]

*accidentally converts all the men and women I date*

[atleastitsnotasbestos]

to mp3???

[heresylog]

You know your boyfriend? When I took him out of the file, I accidentally zipped it. Yeah, no. The file’s corrupted and he can’t be extracted.

[everythingfox]