cherchez la femme

aries - he/him - trans - 23 (cover img by tamajoshi)

[yuriartillery]

[on the verge of defeat and delirious with lust] i could be a wound in your heart that will never heal

[cetitan]

Can someone show me butt mogged these zoomers today

[wokeuplaughing]

[cetitan]

It takes the wind out opf me every time why did you do that. And they are smiling

[junkworldusa]

[milksockets]

truly the only way to get through to audio terrorists

[dps2004]

[calocera]

my pet mold spore

[positiveattitudehunting]

[yasminewestbank]

i love fish biology youtube

[saintjosie]

when i came out as trans i had an old friend from my church days message me to congratulate me and ask me for my name and pronouns. and i was shocked tbh cause he was such a head-deep-up-the-church’s ass kind of guy so i was super wary.

and after digging a little deeper i found out that he was very supportive of transness, saying that trans men are men and trans women are women

BUT

he also believed in the church’s gender roles meaning that trans women had to marry men and be submissive wives and trans men had to marry women and be strong christian husbands.

which is like ????

the weirdest and most surreal form of trans inclusive misogyny i’ve ever seen.

[vmudream]

SEGA's AM2 offices during the making of Shenmue circa 1999.

[greelin]

what the fuck did you expect me to feel when you gripped the back of my head like that and sank your fangs into my neck? Indifference? Disgust? NOT sheer adoration? be serious.

[greelin]

vampire bites are not just about The Bite. it is also about The Grip. can anyone hear me

[karnalesbian]

she commit acts of intercourse on my erogeneous zones until i achieve sexual climax

[egirlbutternubs]

No she doesnt. You made this up for notes.

[karnalesbian]

[wizardarchetypes]

The production value here is off the charts but this is also literally just what it feels like to play Uno.

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[wizardarchetypes]

What’s really killing me is the storyline here. One of the friends is delighted to absolutely eviscerate him, whereas the other one looks pained. And there is a subtle overlay of Thanos’ line, “I’m sorry, Little One.”

While one member of the game revels in the destruction of his opponent, the other regrets it.  But only for a moment. Just as quickly, he begins to smile. Was the regret mocking? Or did his mask slip…. What is their history? What are their bonds? And why is one of them so gleeful to sever them? What brought them to this moment…

[everythingfox]

“Chipmunk tasting almonds for the first time”

(via)

[yourlocalnerd07]

[horrorofthebeast]

[geneticdriftwood]

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “the slaughter of the suitors” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit. 

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw that beggar hiding our weapons

My buddy Antinous pacing: Penelope is lying to us

[animentality]

[trenchgun]

john karkat is entering kindergarten this fall

[aph-lithuania]

john karkat is entering high school this fall