Designated Cat Reblogger

lead developer of Beatblock. this is just where I reblog memes if you want to actually see what I'm up to or get in touch with me, go to my bluesky! https://bsky.app/profile/dps2004.bsky.social

[jimmyhoffathecat]

My box

[gorgynei]

average chapter of house of leaves

[toastsogwich]

[snekatiemainy]

My team of wet tissues. btw

[samthecookielord]

are people aware

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[janmisali]

pick whatever option the person you follow who reblogged this post appears to NOT want you to pick. if you're seeing the original post and not a reblog, pick at random. if it's unclear which option the person whose reblog you're seeing wants you to pick, pester them until they give you a straight answer then do whatever they don't say. reblog at your own risk.

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Remaining time: 5 days 22 hours

[iapislazuli]

had a dream the new online buzzword was "qualityslop". people would say things like "you're only enjoying it because it's good"

[squeakitties]

mario canyon break

[dundeey]

WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE

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[kuntsuragi]

this post is still good even without the glitch that’s how good this post is

[jacobtheloofah]

for those who forgot about the hellhole that was the 2015 tumblr glitch:

[gasgiant]

it’s been 10 years since WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

harry potter urls get blocked and people reblogging my shit with their harry potter ships in the tags get blocked and dumbasses who have shit bios like "marauders and drarry 4ever but I think jkr is a big meaner don't worry" you're getting blocked and I'm shoving you in a locker

[luetta]

abortion clicker early game : you click the belly 50 times in order to perform one abortion. this lets you buy a doctor who performs 0.1 abortions a second.

abortion clicker mid game: you own hundreds of clinics as well as think-tanks which dismantle sex ed courses as well as politicians which strengthen pro choice institutions

abortion clicker late game: the solar system’s resources have been stripped to build a dyson sphere which incubates trillions of humans for the sole purpose of performing abortions on them. once we achieve hyperspace travel, other stars will power superintelligent machines which will simulate octillions of abortion a second

[spel16]

[concord-and-cliches]

gay plans [x]

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

my mom warned me about these kinds of internet users

[rollerska8er]

still my favourite onion headline of all time

[mevil]

my beautiful wife that is scared of a closed window at night

[slitherpunk]

[depsidase]

[blueberry-lemon]

your average co-op puzzle platformer from 2015

[darkditzy]

happy pride month everybody