Running Doom on a toaster @darcion - Tumblr Blog

ever since they banned ninja swords in london now phone snatchers have to simply use their ninjutsu to aid in phone snatching, which has ironically made the problem much worse as you're often targeted by lads using shadow clones or they straight up just rasengan you like fuck off

yuumei-art

Celestial Oak I painted this over a month ago and totally forgot to post it lol

I love the idea of each acorn containing it's very own universe 🌌 I've also been designing some acorn lanterns, photos coming soon!

walmartnoodle

Wdym you hate Stratt? Without her you don’t get a story

catsandwich-deactivated20240213

This is a literal sexual harassment training video we had to complete

quendergeer

i assumed this was porn

nananna065

I’ll resurrect you at the cost of my entire future but maybe that’s casual

archerdepartures116

One man army

sweetmapple

Certified Arthur Lester moment

captainjonnitkessler

I'm gonna need people who eat meat to stop coping and just say that you like eating meat and you're not going to stop because you don't want to. It's literally fine and it's way less embarrassing than the hoops some of you are trying to jump through to act like eating meat is the moral high ground

captainjonnitkessler

"Ummm actually it's racist to say people shouldn't eat meat because some indigenous cultures rely heavily on hunting" almost every culture on Earth relies heavily on hunting or livestock rearing. Basically every American holiday revolves around what type of meat you're eating. My high school had to schedule around the start of hunting season because so many people took off for it. Stop acting like indigenous people are uniquely connected to eating meat so you can play the racism card.

Also, "but that's my culture" is never an excuse to do something harmful! If you want to argue that eating meat isn't harmful, then argue that instead of trying to hide behind a veneer of social justice.

"What so you think humans are unique moral agents who are exempt from the natural food chain? Do you think it's evil for a lion to eat a rabbit?" uhhhhhhhhh do you NOT think humans are moral agents? Is "would a lion do this" a standard of behavior we're willing to accept in literally any other circumstance?

I agree that humane hunting and livestock rearing practices are not evil acts! But a) you need to fucking argue that point instead of acting like only a crazed evangelist vegan would expect someone to care whether or not their actions are harmful, and b) 99% of the people making this argument are NOT practicing humane hunting or farming, they're just saying "oh yeah? well what about humane practices?" and then buying their meat from factory farms that torture animals to death while destroying the environment.

Which - again, so am I! But at least I'm not acting like people are oppressing me for acknowledging the basic reality of the situation.

#that one post going around that's like “uhm actually vegetarian food items have explotitative labour practice so it's just as bad”#“if we look at the most humanely produced locally sourced meat and the cheap exploitative labour chains half a world away the meat's better”#don't look up mental health outcomes for slaughterhouse workers. also don't fact check me on the carbon production thing #[even locally sourced meat has a far higher carbon/water footprint than vegetables even if you include air miles]#[just admit you have no moral high ground and move on]

no-sharks-on-the-sun

fandomunsexyman

Fandomites will be like "the omegaverse is often used for complex explorations of gender and parenthood" and the complex explorations in question is often extreme fantasy misogyny through the compelling lens of "what if men were harmed by the patriarchy the exact same way women are and also every misogynistic ideal is somewhat true in this universe"

martial-art-world

toesucker416

SIGNAL!!! BOOST!!! I don't care if this doesn't fit your blog's aesthetic, reblog EVERY TIME!!!

toesucker416

I know things are scary because they're going to strike us down with their powerful kicks, but here's what YOU (yes, YOU READING THIS RIGHT NOW) can do

1. nothing

2. we're so fucked

martial-art-world

WE'WE ALLLG ONNA DIE

#scp

prokopetz

Organising my recently downloaded indie tabletop RPG manuals/playtests/etc. is always fun because it's like:

10 000 SWORDS AGAINST HEAVEN

FULL-METAL SPIRITS GODSMASH

THIS MACHINE HAS MEAT IN IT

THE THUNDER IN OUR HEARTS

SCHISM: THE NEW FLESH

Wet Grandpa

prokopetz

THE DEVIL CITY AND ITS SEVENTY-SEVEN VICIOUS PRINCES

FOR SMALL CREATURES SUCH AS WE

SPAWN OF THE HUNGERING ONE

THE THUNDER PERFECT MIND

A MOST BLOODY DEVOTION

Don't Kinkshame God

androdragynous

there is a screen reader / magnification program that is the only one the low vision clinic knows of with these features and it is $650 Canadian Dollars behind specific approved vendors that require you to be geographically close to them and get government approval of a degree that I am only just now reaching after being visually impaired for going on seven years. I feel normal about this

androdragynous

if you can code a program that does any or all of the following:

Magnifies a display beyond standard options with keyboard / mouse movement inputs or voice commands,

Can read text on the screen,

Has different color filter options for text / background distinction,

Can change and magnify the cursor beyond standard amounts,

Works on Windows or more than just Windows,

Has a keyboard echo (says the character you've pressed on the keyboard out loud)

... there is a genuine, GENUINE need for you to code this and put it at a more accessible price point than $650 Canadian Dollars which I also just learned is a SUBSCRIPTION FEE AND NOT EVEN PERPETUAL. if you are reading this and able to code I am begging you. would genuinely change lives

eva-strapp

It’s crazy that Ryland Grace, upon hearing that the science leads for Project Hail Mary were killed, told Stratt and the rest of the team to call in a random back up for the mission. Mind you the next person most qualified to go, was a chemist with a bachelor’s degree in Paraguay working at a brewery! With no experience whatsoever in anything remotely related to astrophage, let alone microbiology!! He was the only person on the planet with the skills to go and if he didn’t go, all he would have bought himself is an extra 20 years on earth max!!

Stratt had the absolute most valid reaction calling his shit out. She honestly held back when she confronted him and would have been hundred percent justified if she spoke harsher. He really thought they were going to delay the project to train an unqualified person for a task they didn’t remotely have the skill set for?? And he thought Stratt would be down for that???? Is he out of his fucking mind?????? Eva Stratt’s crash out is composed and elegant, I’m sure anyone else would have lost their minds during that conversation

itsgotgills

It’s impossible to convince everyone to retroactively use the tag system properly but as a fix-it I’m going to start tagging all my non-crossover Iron Lung posts with #just blood if anyone wants to join me?

(no hate to hail mary but the shipping has eaten the smaller fandom alive & it’s legitimately impossible to search for anything else atp)

itsgotgills