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da real goats page don’t play 🐐

[darealgoatspage]

I haven’t gotten high in like a month, I can’t relapse, and all I want is cup noodles I’m gonna kms fuck everyone

[darealgoatspage]

Can I have one family event without my sister ruining everything it’s literally the first day here and I’m already seconds away from crying

[darealgoatspage]

Saying women deserve respect because they give life still reduces them down to the fact that they have to have children to be given respect. Women should be treated equally as men because they’re human, not because she can reproduce.

[darealgoatspage]

slowly realizing in a sense it’s my fault you’re unhappy

[darealgoatspage]

I can’t tell if she’s drunk or just being a bitch

[aransmind]

go emo boys 🗣️‼️

[darealgoatspage]

Face down ass up

[darealgoatspage]

I hate when I stumble upon a little fanfic and it’s always a female reader 🫩 what happened to gojo x male reader like is this ancient text

[purple-1-0-1]

Do you do jumping jacks on endermen trade

do i LOOK LIKE i do jumping jacks on the endermen trade…

[darealgoatspage]

Now yk damn well you do

[purple-1-0-1]

why did you tag it lgbtq dl trade ?

[darealgoatspage]

Endermen trade

[purple-1-0-1]

Do you do jumping jacks on endermen trade

do i LOOK LIKE i do jumping jacks on the endermen trade…

[darealgoatspage]

Now yk damn well you do

[darealgoatspage]

I only like being sad because it’s genuinely my prime why tf do I look good rn

[darealgoatspage]

sometimes I wonder if I’m better off dead then I remember I’m da goat so I gotta stay 😹

[darealgoatspage]

I be forgetting my likes are public..

[darealgoatspage]

gulp. reveals my embarrassing and pathetic blog to you. okay…wa🍅🍅it what are you 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅hey stop 🍅throwing tomatoes 🍅🍅🍅hey it’s not that bad🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

jumps and attacks you

[darealgoatspage]

bro doesn’t even have cashapp bro uses MY cashapp

boi get ur funk butt out yes I do 🙄🙄

[darealgoatspage]

aw guys I have two followers thank you to my loyal goatlings

[darealgoatspage]

I hate having to greet family members why do I HAVE to hug them 🫩

[darealgoatspage]

I need 20 grand ASAP no questions who’s gonna cashapp me