Dance On The Line With Me?

✨ Good Timezone ✨ you can call me Dare ✨ lv. 24 ✨ currently no thoughts, just Sleep Token ✨

[guiltfactory]

tumblr is about tricking smart and funny and talented people into following me

[tall]

[plaguery]

yaay i was tagged by @leprousknight to...

Create using this Picrew and enter your name into this generator for a quote.

they warned me about those stairs bro...

tagging @rabbitmotifs @morgue-ruins @garydose @theghoulofme @aloe-vera-ghost (sorry i cant remember who else has tagged me in things before... but everyone who wants to should do it anyway... at least i actually tagged people this time)

[aloe-vera-ghost]

Yay yay yay! Ty for the tag! The quote generator is being mean to me :((

tagging @aries-of-spades and @peregrine5!

[aries-of-spades]

Tag! Thank you!

Thst actually sounds like something I would say lmao

@theunderscorwolph @justpent @its-that-gay-fox

[justpent]

and somehow the quote fits the picture.

@endy-merimo @fandoms-bandoms-andmentalissues @lovelikeweaponskill and open

[lovelikeweaponskill]

@bisexualcactus @bone-evidence @canned-flowers @polteergeistt @imladris4848 @imaginatorofthings @devotionwithoutname

[imaginatorofthings]

Yeah, sounds about right <- my aroace self is going to give you a scroll of cons.

Tagging (with no pressure!): @isleofair, @elegysonnet, @mythrite, @hellequinistic, @kassischaos, @curseofjulia, @randomwriter23, @timefortomatojuice, @edward-fishhands, @monarch-ambrosia, @lost-on-the-highway, @mickiestardust, @ishouldsleepbut, @treasure-goblin, @madbard, @violethyacinth, @gabe-killed-me-with-ace-cream, and whoever else wants to!

[hellequinistic]

RLLY CUTE PICREW 🥹🥹 TY FOR THE TAG!!

checks out. open tags!! if u see this go for it

[galaxy-tacos]

Ykw absolutely real, also note to self colorful dreadlocks are HARD to make dwag

Guh for tags;

@mythrite @myth0mani-art @ghostlygothicgay @elkkiel @tonguetyd @canopies-of-gold-and-evergreen idk who else to tag go nuts lol

[canopies-of-gold-and-evergreen]

“Sidney, singing: ~Hush, little laptop, don’t you cry.~

Sidney: ~I'm gonna find you some more Wi-Fi.~

Sidney: ~And if that Wi-Fi doesn’t work…~

Sidney: ~I will destroy the fucking Earth.~”

⬆️ Accurate.

Thanks for the tag Taco!

@m0thmansdad @adenobabe @tonguetyd @lifemod17 @elkkiel

And anyone else who wants to.

[daredevils-advocate]

Biblically accurate quote btw

If you see this Tag, you're it!

[sleep-token]

open invite. can we make worms again

[tonguetyd]

Hell yeah we can

[daredevils-advocate]

Oh worm?

[pomidaea]

They would probably get along

[topgunvolleyballscene]

how often are you getting a headache

daily

weekly

monthly

couple times a year

yearly or less

Remaining time: 2 days 18 hours

[topgunvolleyballscene]

how often are you getting a tummy ache

daily

weekly

monthly

every couple months

yearly or less

Remaining time: 2 days 18 hours

[topgunvolleyballscene]

Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too

[boybeetles]

Between the stomach shit parasites, heat wave, and air quality issues I’m starting to think if there is a god she really hates the Midwest

[t00thpasteface]

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

[tsarina-anadyomene]

we should mandate industrial themed nonbinary names to balance out all of the people naming themselves after trees. throw Anvil into the mix

[riessene]

so many weapons look or perform lame in videogames or other fantasy visual media and then you see them in real life being wielded by trained people and you go ohhh that thing is scary as hell, this thing will maim me in one hit

[riessene]

the biggest example of that for me are whips

when you just imagine it it's like a leather rope, ropes can't hurt you. maybe you can use it to disarm someone by wrapping it around their weapon and pulling. toy weapon for dominatrixes and circus guys

then you see a video of someone using a whip and can feel its thirst to slice and burst your succulent flesh with gunshot loud crack

[riessene]

another one is warhammers. big ones that dwarves and or vikingesque heroes usually use look goofy and even light bc they wield them too easy. small more realistic ones look well.. small. surely a sword will do more dps

and then you see how easily these small hammers open up armour and skulls

[flyersyaoi]

god please take all of connor bedard’s suffering and give it to the florida panthers

[klara-does-blogging]

Extremely overdue, final round!

What is the gayest nhl team?

San Jose Sharks

Philadelphia Flyers

Voting ended on9h

Guys, we made it here, very delayed by playoffs and World Cup, but the time has come

Also I’m so extremely biased towards both these teams, I’m completely unable to vote

Round 1:

Metropolitan, Atlantic, Pacific, Central

Round 2:

Eastern, Western

[rosefinchie]

how it all feels lately

[dykeferatu]

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

[daredevils-advocate]

"Hey how's learning a new hobby going?"

About as well as expected

[yesornopolls]

math is blue.

Math is blue

Yes

No

Huh???

Voting ended onJul 11

[foone]

When you go to the doctor's office, if you're a woman, they should give you a gun to use on the doctor if they dismiss your problem. Same if you're fat. Fat women get two guns in case the doctor really deserves it