eunoia

[who-let-the-gods-outt-deactivat]

call my girl the bit the way im committed to her

[seashellronan]

i can be obsessed with romance and also be totally fine on my own it’s called having depth and dimension and being in denial

[thecatsmustbecrazy]

special delivery

[fgrobichiko]

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

[transhuman-y-deactivated2020092]

wow you gotta lot of other people’s papers cited in this bibliography huh. they’re not gonna fuck you you know

[doeberman-moveddd-deactivated20]

moment of silence for everyone who's just like their dad but a girl

[gloomology-deactivated20240730]

[weedass]

woke up and turned over and there was a roach next to me.... wtf did we do last night....?

[mr-freezo-42069-inactive]

how dare you make me read this

[timbradford]

another meme i won’t finish: male characters (3/20) - nick miller (new girl)

I was born on a cold, lonely street on the South Side of Chicago. As rumor has it, and there’s no proof of this, obviously, but I delivered myself.

[33v0]

[youcantmakeme]

A family trait

[nickyflowers]

i know deep in my heart i would've been a terrible court jester. do you know what that's like? knowing your japes just won't cut it? of course you don't. with such handsome robes, it's clear your liege is pleased with your antics and accords you a salary commensurate with your whimsy. i hate you

[booasaur]

Saturday Night Live - 46x17

[strawberryy-pop]

[howelljenkins]

people freaking out about the suez canal well what if the guy just wanted to chill. what about that. what if he just wanted to chill in his boat and he liked that position especially. what if that’s his version of self care. ruminate on that.

[howelljenkins]

[doggosource]

[creepish]

me picking a scenario to fall asleep to: there’s nothing good on

[dankmemeuniversity]