Aristos Achaion

20-year-old Brit that has an unhealthy obsession with Earl Grey tea. Making a comeback soon.. He/Him

[heavens-to-murgatroid]

If you don’t have me on snapchat you are missing out on some gems.

[chick-fe-latio]

“Nigga she Polish.” I DIED

[dustypalm-deactivated20211205]

Oh my god😂

[goldnpoc]

DEAD

[69cyber]

Fucking love this

[heavens-to-murgatroid]

This really has 200k notes, that’s wild lol

[obriengifs]

You little shit!

[joane02]

i did this like 4 months ago and im just posting it in tumblr until now,

great

[pseudorific]

this is amazing

[harveylovesmike]

(insp)

[recovering-witch]

psa: you are allowed to eat even if nobody else in the room is eating. your hunger and cravings are both valid and you should listen to your body since it knows what’s best for you.

[humoristics]

The thing with statistics - via

[angremlin-deactivated20250312]

Numbers don’t lie but people can sure as fuck pick and choose the numbers they give you and phrase things to make them sound like they mean things they don’t

[agentumbls]

learn fucking stats or at least how they can hurt

[karethdreams]

As a wise man once said: There are lies, damned lies, and statistics.

[obriensource]

[xla-hainex]

a commission of Ron Weasley for Patricia. thank you again for commissioning me!

[ron-is-awesome-sauce]

[sassyintern]

[pineplapple]

Suddenly I feel like a Moon Pie

[pettydavis]

pda is only cute when gays do it

[mayanangel]

American baking shows: I’M NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS I’M JUST HERE TO CONQUER AND DESTROY

British baking shows:

[stupidnoobofficial]

PSA

theres a new product by verzion called “hum” that allows your parents to track your car and places you go, if your parents are controlling like mine please check under your steering wheel to make sure that they havent installed this

[selfcarereminders]

here is what it looks like installed:

you can read more about it here, and here- this excerpt sums up what information Hum will send: 

“a car’s owner will be able to get notified on their phone when the vehicle leaves a pre-determined area or drives faster than a set speed… [Hum] will enable location tracking and a driving log, which measures travel times, engine idle times, and average speeds.” 

[misangremellama]

People in abusive relationships, please check your cars.

[misangremellama]

DO NOT TRY TO UNPLUG IT BY YOURSELF!

[tassiekitty]

To add to this nightmare, I’ve just heard of a thing called ForceField where people get to monitor and block internet sites that you’re going on if they don’t approve.

It tells the user what sites/apps you’re going on, for how long you’re on them, and WHERE YOU ARE ON AN UPDATING MAP.

So you know if you’re in an abusive household and use sites like tumblr to escape and talk to friends, you could be cut off from that.

They say “it’s not spyware” but it sure sounds controlling and creepy to me.

[lazygeckoknightintraining]

signalboost

[harpuiaa]

God. Fuck. That’s scary.

[everywitchway-deactivated201905]

Life 360 is another tracker. My parents have used it on me, not allowing me to delete it from my phone, and sometimes even demanding selfies to prove I was where the map said. (As if I’d go anywhere without my phone)

[beerune]

SpectorPro is another one. Afaik it can’t track location, but it takes screenshots roughly every 20sec to allow the installer to watch a video of your computer activity. It also tracks all keystrokes, so passwords aren’t safe, and records any website you visit + the duration. It’s incredibly creepy and a huge violation of privacy, and was one of the cornerstones of my abuse as a kid.

[sugarseros-deactivated20221026]

even if you’re not in an abusive relationship/family, please spread this because you might have just saved someone’s life

[eilowyn1]

[cracked]

Why Everything You Know About Vikings Is A Lie

[werebearbearbar]

True story - There are historical accounts (well, there’s at least one historical account) in which English people whine about how the Norse men bathe so often they’re able to seduce the local women away from their husbands.

[systlin]

^^^ Yep. Turns out the women were way more into the hot well groomed muscular dudes who liked to smell nice.

[kasaron]

*Hot, well groomed men who liked to smell nice and knew their way around sharp objects.

[systlin]

“I just don’t know why you couldn’t marry a local boy sweetie.” 

“What can I say dad, Hjalmar bathes regularly, smells nice, has shoulders, can wield a sword and can wield his sword ifyaknowwhatImean, and when he comes back from raids likes to shower me in rare gifts from overseas. Look at this necklace! The amber beads came from the lands of the Rus! Also, he’s teaching me how to shoot a bow and use a spear because he thinks it might be nice if I could go on raids too someday.”

[justcatposts]

yawns are contagious

[hannahhillam]

I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭

[coffeeandstring]

I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.

[fatsexybitch]

…..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground?

[hollowedskin]

you just kind of… open ur arms and they sort themselves out. if you try and place them down they get mad and wiggle and make everything worse

[everydayconman]

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

[signlesstheredbloodedtroll]

Hi! Humans don’t have an eye shine, so that’s not a person!

[legitimatelala]

😨

[nyanbinyuri]