Pineapples

I wanna bake, sleep and do some yoga. I have done nothing!!!

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[h2ocolors-blog]

Eva Funderburgh

love her work

[s-olipsism]

she still makes these and they’ve only grown more wonderful over the years. The wood-fired surfaces really give them life.

love these lil guys

[tothechaos]

any tips for developing discipline? ive been going through life on a lackadaisical hedonist build but ive got a bunch of mysterious problems that i may or may not be at fault for

[memories-of-ancients]

Drinking horn with gilded copper mounts, Europe, 15th century

from The Hunt Museum, Limerick

[tarvek-sturmvoraus]

[localxenospores]

i was compelled

[beastoftheblackhole]

I was also compelled

[playwrongs]

Okay, this is pretty incredible. A 3D artist, consulting scholars and archaeologists, worked for a year and a half in Blender to create a reconstruction of pre-Columbian Tenochtitlán, complete with the surrounding landscape. It’s staggeringly beautiful, and—at least to me—gives a wonderful impression of the city as a place where people worked and lived and worshiped

[gallusrostromegalus]

HOLY SHIT CLICK THROUGH THIS IS INCREDIBLE

[fuckyeahlabynight]

[charlesoberonn]

Still feels weird that the same band made "You're Gonna Go Far, Kid" and "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"

[charlesoberonn]

It's like if Smash Mouth and Fall Out Boy were one band.

[zennistrad]

The Offspring are honestly a contender for the funniest punk band ever, made even funnier by the fact that Dexter Holland is pushing 60 now and has a PhD in virology.

[zennistrad]

Like imagine being on an academic committee and reviewing a dissertation on HIV protein-encoding genomes and it's from a guy with frosted tips whose greatest legacy is the Crazy Taxi soundtrack.

That's the Offspring.

[witdiseased]

The hook from "Come Out And Play" was created because Dexter Holland was doing lab work and did, in fact, have to keep certain petri dishes separated while disinfecting them. So he kept saying "gotta keep 'em separated" to himself while working, and it stuck in his head so badly that it made it into the song.

[skeleton-richard]

[charlesoberonn]

A role model for all of us indecisive people who want to do and try anything and everything.

[qqchurch]

[rambrandt-the-painter]

*hitting ttrpg fan with a stick* not everything fantasy is about D&D!

[rambrandt-the-painter]

*hitting vtm fan with a stick* I have nothing against you, but I kind of assume you're into this!

[touchn2btouched]

Safe deposit lockers manufactured during 1840. One of the engineering marvel of our ancestors. Great !

[thatsthat24]

Mission Impossible 🕶️

[theauspolchronicles]

DUTTON LOST HIS SEAT!!!!!

PETER DUTTON IS NO LONGER A MEMBER OF PARLIAMENT!!!

LABOR WILL FORM GOVERNMENT BUT DUTTON WON'T EVEN BE IN OPPOSITION BECAUSE HE'S BEEN DEFEATED BY ALI FRANCE!!! LABOR WON DICKSON!!!!

[sniffanimal]

[awakefor48hours]

Since the news is still fresh

How did you find out Trump got (not fatally) shot?

The news

The SPN meme

A mutual/someone I follow posted about it

Twitter

(I hope not) this poll

Somewhere else

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[beardedmrbean]

Nothing like a trip to the uncanny valley to boost your mood

[thefloatingstone]

[lydiabrbpooping]

this is the best tik tok ive ever seen i love her so much

[dsmsix]

she said nosey little fuckers arent you? get monkeyed

[barbiemovieofficial]

Manic pixie grandma

[cidthecoatrack-blog]

Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.