our reality of a thing is our perception of it

things that catch my eye, imagination. A bent woman that is hyper-sexual. My posts will be an eclectic mix of images and words that arouse, interest, amaze, and make me go huh ~ basically anything that creates a spark or lets me explore and discover myself. Some will be sexual (probably most ::grins::) but also look for just other. I hope you enjoy and contribute if you are so moved.

[meiselr]

Pantheon Aesthetics

Greek - Egyptian - Roman - Norse

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SWEET POTATO BUNS (GRAIN FREE/NUT FREE)

Author: Jennifer Robins

INGREDIENTS

1/4 cup palm shortening melted

1 teaspoon baking soda

1 cup mashed sweet potato

1/2 cup arrowroot flour

1/4 cup flaxseed meal (I grind my own)

1/2 teaspoon sea salt

2 eggs

INSTRUCTIONS

Preheat oven to 350

Combine all ingredients in blender, I use the Nutribullet

Let batter sit for a few minutes to thicken

Spoon batter onto a parchment lined baking sheet, you can decide how big you want your buns

They can be shaped differently for other purposes. Round or oblong.

Bake for 20 minutes for smaller buns, 25 minutes for bigger ones

Remove from oven and cool slightly

Notes:

You can use coconut oil.

You can shape them in circles for hamburger buns and large and small “hoagie” rolls.

They freeze perfectly! I just place them between parchment paper in an air tight container. Pull out to thaw the night before.

https://predominantlypaleo.com/sweet-potato-buns-grain-freenut-free/

[hex-len]

[adampizurny]

afterbirth

[masterxdan-deactivated20201025]

[liquidsnvke]

GHOST OF TSUSHIMA

[puttingthevigilinvigilantism]

When You Try to Fight Omens With Technology

[humanoidhistory]

TV spot for Alien (1979)

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This just happened to my mother. She called me freaking out because my son called her asking for bail money. Said he was in a accident (rear ended a car) and when they did a Breathalyzer he came up as some % and was being charged with a DUI and in jail. G was panicked and asked her not to call his father because he didn't want him to know....So she called me.

I called R. G was not in jail. R had just left home and saw him there. I called and talked to G. Had him call my mother to put her mind at ease.

PLEASE be aware that this is actually happening. Make sure to check sources and check with the person that is supposedly in trouble before sending anything. Make sure your friends and family know, especially the elderly or those more easily duped.

The number she was called from is 8-092-039-6443 Which in my panic I thought she has messed up giving to me. It was the Dominican Republic.

They called on my mother's land line. Knew her relationship to G, his father's name. They had their facts down and did their due diligence.

This is not a GOTCHA. This literally just happened about 10 minutes ago.

[darknrandomthoughts]

Brutal Beauty

desire hooded eyes tracking stalking predator

held immobile with anticipation and silken bounds

leather kissing flesh

in many forms and guises

sensual to stern to beyond forceful

love bruises left behind

blushing red to purple black

striped and marked

Passenger’s particular type of

tender loving care

rolling to peaking pain

crashing into waves of pleasure

undone by sensation

hard intense full

encompassing

tear tracked cheeks and muffled screams

writhing in the dance of pain and pleasure

[bloodytales]

I want more women to feel empowered to do this.

Scars from breast cancer can be both hard to hide and embarrassing for some women. I wish they weren’t, because scars mean you’re a fighter and a bad ass.

Women have told me after their mastectomy they felt self conscious about someone seeing their chest. My grandmother wore her false breast (she had only one boob removed) around even the house for a long time. (Of course, now when we were taking about the procedure she asked “want to see my boob?” And had to go fetch it from the other room. It was an interesting conversation to say the least.)

Anyway, breast reconstruction can be expensive, and some women either don’t want it or can’t have it done for various reasons.

But you know what, chest tattoos are easily accessible. There are even tattoo shops that give discounts to women covering up breast cancer scars. And women who no longer have a nipple? You can get a bad ass tattoo

Check out

P.ink

P.ink [www.p-ink.org] provides tattoo ideas, inspirations and artist info to mastectomy patients.

Their site starts like this:

They host pink day:

Check out some of the work on their site:

You can donate to the organization, or if you know a tattoo artist you can let them know they accept volunteers to be a part of their community of artists.

Here is another badass lady and her bad ass tattoo (found on pinterest)

[bloodytales]

I am sharing this again because @staff might decide this is “adult content”.

These are cancer survivors reclaiming their bodies.

Banning all “female presenting” nipples ignores a commuity of women who are total bad asses who said “fuck you” to their cancer scars and turned them into art.

Not every image of a female nipple should be sexualized. This is not porn, this is courage and strength.

Are the new regulations going to delete this post. Does a post supporting a cancer survivors violate Tumblr’s community guidelines?

If it does, maybe the guidelines are wrong, and not the post.

[bloodytales]

Hey @staff, per your guidelines this isn’t explicit content.

Yet this post was flagged. Maybe figure out an appeal process.

[bloodytales]

I asked for a review and they responded:

So women reclaiming their bodies after breast cancer is “sensitive content” and should be hidden from minors.

Tumblr has some messed up morals.

[cricketcat9]

Spreading the word! Messed up morals is putting it nicely. Gonna find more nipples to post. 

[justbernard]

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Nope. Don't regret those either since I learned from them.

[amargedom]

““You attract the right things when you have a sense of who you are.””

— Amy Poehler (via naturaekos)

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Artist is @zombiebooty1 on twitter

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[darknrandomthoughts]

The adventure of my ass

So I went to the ER yesterday because I lost a plug up my ass. Went 5 towns over because I live in a small rural community and my job is extremely public and for the city. After I freaked out for 15 minutes I dressed my plugged ass and off I went.

The hilarity commenced as soon as I started talking to the intake person when she wasn’t sure what to put down as the reason for my visit and I suggested foreign object anal retrieval…. she choose to leave it blank.

I had to get an xray and my pants needed to be off so the tech gave me a sheet for “modesty sake” (his words) and I’m like dude I have a frikken plug stuck in my ass, I have no modesty left to speak of.

When that was done a nurse came in (she is a Saint) and talked the doctor into letting her try to retrieve it first so I wouldn’t have to go through a consult. I was cracking jokes and she said “Don’t worry about it. We’ve all be here”. And I looked at her 🤨 and said “Oooooh reeallly?” which got her to laughing.

Thank all that is good she got it out. Afterward I offered to be her lesbian lover if she went that way. The other nurse said I was welcome back any time for whatever reason….. But hopefully not for this. And to get a wider flanged plug. These two nurses are getting a huge ginormous treat basket from me.

So all in all not a bad experience beside my initial minor (apocalyptic) freak out and I stupidly decided to see if I could fish it out with a pair of needle nosed pliers (no worries I came to my senses before I did anything dumb).

I broke 3 cherries 🍒 (losing a toy in me, hospital treatment for said lost toy, and anal fisting 🤣)

Best $200 I ever spent.

I am now sitting at home with my extremely happy unplugged ass.

Morals of the story…. Always keep your sense of humour because it makes everything so much easier, and get your ass to the hospital and let them do what they do if you run into issues, and be honest. Trust me they know it didn’t accidently happen because you “fell weird”.

*Oh and to top it all off, as I was sitting and being seen, I was wishing I had showered this morning and moisturized, and had on cute panties instead of my period underware because apparently having a plug in my ass sideways was incidental compared to those things 🤦‍♀️. I guess I do have my girl moments.

Plus while I was waiting to be seen (in a way I never thought I would be) I decided the fucking thing was jinxed and shopped for new. Yep as I was sitting there with a cock shaped butt plug stuck sideways in my ass, waiting to see if it could be removed I shopped for better quality ones that have a much larger flange.