hm.

im dumb and gay and like dark academia eridan|21|they/them

[orteil42]

would you date a hater

god. in a heartbeat

[saltedume]

[coldestcaress]

Fuckin Phantom of the Dive Bar here

[thempyrealexicon]

*pointing to your political protégé* you know that thing would eat you if you died, right?

[beatricebidelaire]

thinking about jacques and quigley again and jacques searching frantically for the baudelaires researching information of their whereabouts worried about their safety so focused that quigley was basically left to his own devices for the most part …….. but also in a somewhat vfd apprenticeship style way even if not an official one, giving him fragments of information…….. and then jacques went to the village of fowl devotees and was killed by e&o ……. and quigley was on his own again

[beybuniki]

samwena,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[thelambliesdown1974]

everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am

[fairycosmos]

not only is it not friday it’s not even thursday. or wednesday

[dog-teeth]

yall ever just yearn? ever get filled with the most profound sense of longing for something you cant understand? yall ever crave? ever have an unexplainable ache?

[sweatermuppet]

[sitting completely still in my own bed] this world is gutting me like a fish

[phantomrose96]

Making this post in the year 2025: it will never not be funny to me how the Supernatural season 5 dynamic will be like Sam and Dean hit some impasse in their stupid quest-of-the-week and they go "shit we're stuck. Maybe Cas can help. Cas!"

And Cas will fall down from the rafters hitting every support beam on the way down and slam into the floor bleeding from all his eyes and missing most of his feathers like "Sorry for the delay. I'm being brutally and violently hunted for sport by every single angel of the Lord due to I betrayed all of them (my own family) in order to side with you two."

And Sam and Dean will be like "That's great or sorry that happened. Can you use your powers to transport us to the fuck-shit dimension? We need to go there for some reason." And Cas will say "Technically I can try but it will likely kill me." and Sam and Dean will be like "Sweet awesome you're the best Cas great."

And then Cas does it and it turns him into the angel version of roadkill and Sam and Dean are like "Yikes. Anyway" and shove his unconscious body into a motel room and forget about him because they've got stuff to do in the fuck-shit dimension.

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

THE RIME OF THE ANCIENT MARINER 2 ANNOUNCED

THE ALBATROSS IS BACK………. AND HES FUCKING PISSED

[apollos-boyfriend]

children are so fucking funny man. i just overheard a kid go “i just learned a new way to pinch, wanna see it? it hurts a lot more!” followed by a loud, notably pained scream

[countrygypsywt]

[hungwy]

guess my favorite rene descartes quote

[frqp-deactivated20200918]

who give a shit.

[hungwy]

[ratbastarddotfuck]

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

[digitalsymbiote]

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

[memorycycle]

their scared cus they never saw a sandwich that big. but the dad has to look brave for his son