A THOUSAND PEOPLE FROM BIRTH TO DEATH

newton 23 they/them follows from cl0udbursting vera of chitaqua’s number one fan

[lazarrusrising]

I think early seasons Cas would be very annoyed by sexual attraction and later seasons Cas would indulge in it like a hot bath

[lazarrusrising]

@shallowseeker

Dean is concentrating on cleaning his guns with his little tongue poking out between his teeth while Cas is trying to talk strategy with him but he's getting increasingly stilted and tense, and then suddenly Cas is right in his face like "Stop. Doing. That. We need to focus on the mission." And Dean is like "???Gun maintenance??? Some of us don't have a fancy soul knife, dude. When's the last time you sharpened your blade, huh? Don't come for me just because you let your little weapon get rusty. Back off!" Not knowing that 'sharpening your blade' and 'weapon' are soldier angel euphemisms and he basically just called Cas worked up and small and Cas is literally shaking with barely repressed horny rage and then Dean smirks at him and is like "What? You don't know how? Need some help?" and a lightbulb pops above them and Dean is like "Dude??? Wtf?" but Cas is already whooshing away in a panic because holy shit he Should Not be losing composure like that, Dean's tongue is So Pink, there's something Wrong With Him.... What if Dean actually held his angel blade? No! Focus on the fucking mission...

[spaghettinatural]

early seasons cas uses a Big Hammer 🔨 to hit himself in the penis when it gets hard. this makes the erection go away and then he heals any damage

[fuckrozanov]

when pleakley first laid his pussy on you in tampa he was lost

[deanwinchesterapologist]

Hey can I ask like what's going on with supernatural. Like you guys keep posting like new stuff is happening but didn't that show end like five years ago

this time we're really gonna solve it

[explainslowly]

I had this convo with @autisticandroids the other day, how I think Dean has had "gay sex for the first time" like maybe ten times in his life because he keeps retconning the knowledge from his brain. Also because he is a little addicted to (pseudo)virginity roleplay.

I think autisticandroids suggested it's bc he always finds a reason it "doesn't count" - ie 'i was a demon' or 'it was only hands and mouths stuff'

Anyway when Dean and Cas finally fuck and Dean is like "I've never done this with a man before 🥺" and Cas is like :/ because he saw the vibe with Benny and also like. Crowley used to literally torment him with the play by plays of his demon Dean hookups. So he's skeptical. But Dean is like "nooo those didn't count, buddyyyyy" and Cas likes that because he likes when Dean is insane ❤️

[soldierboys]

THE BOYS 5.05 One-Shots

[fallenangelruby]

[magicath-420]

Hey Jack Kerouac, I’m a transexual from the future. Great job with On The Road. Due to no fault of your own, you’ve knocked down a pretty weird set of dominoes just now. Would you like to hear about all the new types of pornography you inadvertently caused.

[24x81]

dean winchester went to hell the same year shane hollander and ilya rozanov met. just think about that.

[pisshandkerchief]

you guys remember that supernatural episode where famine like the literal horseman of the apocalypse takes over a town and everyone is like dean why isn't this affecting you I thought you loved food and sex and then famine confronts him about it and is like yeah it's because you don't have any desires at all actually there's just a big empty black hole in there. yeah

[chuckwontheory]

Is there a reason berries are so juicy and sour and perfect

[eeveestoneson]

if shane hollander were a fruit 🫐

[chuckwontheory]

Okay

[explainslowly]

cumdump no loads refused (unless you are a DICK)

Come fuck my buddy Cas. He can take a lot. Be ready to bust (I WILL be checking) so my buddy Cas can take as much cum as possible. Water bottles and home made snacks provided. Sober only.

[explainslowly]

Important to note that when the guys imply Cas is Dean's boyfriend Dean gets pissy. No this is his *buddy*. Dean is organizing this for him because he's such a swell guy and a great friend.

Also. Deanvoice. I'm not gay, man >:(

[explainslowly]

Things Dean is doing at the Cas cumdump event:

*distributing water, Gatorade and home made taquitos (shout out to @autisticandroids for this suggestion) (yes he made vegetarian ones as well)

*fluffing up the pillow under Cas' ass and checking on him

*telling guys to go wash their hands the second they step foot in the motel room

*hovering behind whoever is fucking Cas currently and telling him to keep it moving if he takes too long to cum

*holding Cas' hand when Cas makes the 🥺 face at him

*reorganizing the queue to achieve optimal volume of orgasms/cum per hour

*telling guys to get the fuck out when they get too friendly with Cas

Anyway. When he runs the orgy like the navy ❤️

[explainslowly]

Need to add that some of the guys are extremely attracted to Dean's and his mean dog ways and want really bad for him to yell at them sexually and order them around. Unfortunately Dean only renders these services in the context of the Cas orgy and if you piss him off too bad he WILL ban you (and he remembers faces really well).

[sirpompet]

AITA (46) for hating my boyfriends (4 trillion) son (2) after he killed my mom (29) and locking him in a box and trying to shoot him?

were getting a divorce i think

[king-lena]

so much of supernatural is three guys saying each other’s names with varying levels of intensity

[eileenleahy-deactivated20241003]

do you guys wanna see my collection

[eileenleahy-deactivated20241003]

of course you do

[bedlund]

​you’ll never get away from the sound of the tv show that hates you

[autisticandroids]

belated fic rec list, part three: *french mistake robert singer voice* season six

so! this is for day 1 of @spnficrecfest (you will notice that that was yesterday two days ago. uh huh). and i am compensating by creating FIVE SEPARATE ERA-SPECIFIC LISTS. this one is for season six fics, and a few from season seven. the season seven ones primarily deal with the aftermath of season six, is my justification. mainly destiel, with some other pairings or gen as well.

other lists: endverse // seasons four and five // season nine // dabb era

my fave s6 fics, in increasing order of length

he who has ears by catty_the_spy, .5k

godstiel finds a priestess. gen.

holy is the sound by anti_ela, 1k

daphne allen, after. daphne/emmanuel.

i can't remember to forget about the face of you by geckoholic, 1k

lisa in the aftermath of the mindwipe. deanlisa.

to be whole / to be holy by raelilac, 1k

meg character study during caged heat. she remembers her past. megstiel.

this is not a blessing by kijikun, 1k

studies on dean during the time of godstiel. destiel, mpreg.

through a mirror, dimly by electricskeptic, 1k, chose not to warn

gen. dean and meg in caged heat. thoughts about hell. where did that other dog come from. who is he.

deluge by electricskeptic, 1k

cas/rachel during the civil war. rachel explores free will.

walking on a string by swordfishtrombones, 2k

cas unwisely abandons the battlefield to be with dean for a day. he's losing anyway. destiel.

to lie with the devil by lowkey_existential_despair, 3k

crowley reflects on cas throughout their arrangement. crowstiel.

former things by aerilex, 3k

a cozy little destiel reconciliation, post-godstiel.

subvert by kayzo, 3k

a little study on godstiel. gen.

fractured link by trell, 5k

deancasmeg in the era of honey cas.

lifelines by thraced, 6k

the angel civil war, seen through the telephone. deancaslisa

a gift for the fallen by electricskeptic, 7k

dean and cas repairing their relationship during the angel civil war. destiel.

forks in the road by thraced, 7k, violence and mcd warnings

cas and dean walk through a nightmare together while cas is losing a war. destiel.

don't hang your head for me by sorrel, 8k

the braeden household between seasons five and six, narrated by lisa. gen.

all things by seraphwings, 8k

cas gets his own misery callously explained to him post-godstiel. destiel.

the starving faithfuls by planetarypluto, 9k

dean and godstiel meet in a church. destiel.

pretty big fish (orphaned fic), 11k

an unusually peaceful godstiel interlude. destiel.

if you ever get close to a human and human behavior (be ready to get confused) by bree_black, 25k

an extraordinarily charming aftermath of swan song, featuring human cas, ghost sam, and both of them orbiting around dean. destiel.

leaves of grass by trieduntrue, 43k, chose not to warn

a unique account of what it is like to be godstiel. destiel.

this nervous condition (anonymous fic), 44k, chose not to warn and dubcon

a bleak godstiel mpreg.

[sicksicksixx]

samantha in the back fighting for her life while homotron 3000 goes for a thigh grab

[bisexualdeanwinchester]

I can't believe this was only posted on the 3rd of August 2025. "samantha in the back fighting for her life while homotron 3000 goes for a thigh grab" feels like a phrase I've been living with for years

[autisticandroids]

knuckle tats that say LAWRENCE KANSAS 22 YEARS AGO

[bongscholar420]