Killjoys Make Some Noise

Less angsty teenager then I was. Currently only emo on the inside. My name's lisa Panic disorder Plant mom 18 years old Queer oh so very queer Norse pagan From Jersey and damn proud of it. Gender? What gender?

[puzzled-artist]

HAPPY WIDE WITCH WEDNESDAY

[puzzled-artist]

So called free thinkers when its wide witch wednesday

[cinturon-cadena]

So called free thinkers when there's a hot fat woman

[teaboot]

I don't know why this keeps happening but I keep meeting toxic heterosexual couples who experiment with polyamory and are heavily into funko pops, board games, Disney princesses and Burlesque stripping and the man is always a withdrawn bearded dude and the woman is always a passive aggressive control freak with an Etsy shop that sells lawn gnomes styled after Dr Who characters and they don't really even seem to like each other but they're always exactly the same. this has happened four times

[sharkdogsomething-deactivated20]

@niceferatu

[dig-jules]

who’s got that one gif of Captain Kirk doing this I Need it

[fizzie]

This one?

[dig-jules]

ive been sitting and waiting for these gifs to align like the sailors once waited for the celestial bodies to reveal their path

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

Wait no longer, I have aligned them!

[no-escaping-pain]

[chzdavmpr]

Seeing a Bad Luck Brian meme from 2012 has such an odd feeling to it. It’s like seeing a tumbleweed in Russia. Like “yeah I guess this is where you’re originally from but I’ve been seeing you a lot in a different environment recently.”

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

chatgpt is the coward's way out. if you have a paper due in 40 minutes you should be chugging six energy drinks, blasting frantic circus music so loud you shatter an eardrum, and typing the most dogshit essay mankind has ever seen with your own carpel tunnel laden hands

[nosimpincurly]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[catherinebunnington]

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

[chaliceink]

Roll tide for Money cat

[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

[tumboner]

omg

[merspers]

This has been in my queue for months.

[mcgooglykins]

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

[mintykiwi]

[argumate]

this is the kind of prank we need more of.

[tsukishima-tadashi]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I saw the future. There were so few bees left that they cross-bred beekeepers with them so they could better connect with them.

I was taking a test to identify plants (I won because some dude thought pineapples were berries) and after that I met a beekeeper who worked inside of a giant glass beehive and had little antennas and a dope ass beard.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Everyone was commenting on this post, saying that pineapples ARE berries, and even I was like, huh, that’s not right, so I looked it up, and

[jollygreengiantdick]

[luischocolatier]

Bananas, tomatoes, watermelons, coffee, cocoa, pomegranates and pumpkins are also berries.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

W-what????????’

[captainlordauditor]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN POMEGRANATES ARE BERRIES????

[anotherhawk]

You know what isn’t a berry? Strawberries. Fuck fruit scientists.

[jame7t]

hey is everyone ignoring the part of the dream where bees and beekeepers fucked

[time-lady13]

[assignmentearth]

i move out on saturday & im meant to be packing, but instead i made these memes :3c text from here.

[idiot-elemental]

i laughed

[thesadchicken]

AND YEARS LATER HE HAD TO GO TO WORF’S BACHELOR PARTY

[fallontonight]

Robert Irwin made sure he got the perfect picture of his sister’s engagement by reenacting a faux proposal for the big surprise. 

[dudeinthestacks]

Just two girls buried in a grave six feet apart

[abitchistireddddd]

GAY

[yelena-belover]

Oh my god they were tombmates. 

[this-tragic-affair]

Charities/organisations to avoid:

PETA: They’d rather spend their money on publicity campaigns than on the animals in their care. PETA killed 73.8% of the animals in their care in 2015 (x)

FCKH8: Is a for-profit company that exploits oppressed groups for money. They’re also wildly uninformed, and spread misogyny, cissexism and bi/panphobia, as well as stealing their posts/designs (x)

Autism Speaks: They spend most of their money on researching a way to eliminate autism, heighten the stigma against autism and don’t have a single autistic person on their board (x)

Please support other, better charities, and feel free to add any others you can think of to this.

[tequila-tekaylah]

Susan G. Komen for the Cure: CEO makes insane amounts of money, they deny a lot of requests for wigs/help with treatment/etc., and have attempted to sue other charities that use the color pink as part of their anti-breast cancer campaign. ( x x x )

[reproductivejusticeandliberty]

The Salvation Army: They promote the hatred of LGBT+ people, work with fundamentalist Christian groups to support conservative politics and rip off and exploit workers. ( x x x )

[shitpost-senpai]

Wounded Warrior: They take money that should be spent on veterans and blow it on huge opulent parties for the company bigwigs. 26 million in 2014 alone wasted! ( x x x )

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

^ Important reminder to NOT waste any money donating to these groups

[ayellowbirds]

Reblogging because of the added info about Wounded Warrior.

[arch4ngel]

A good way to know if a nonprofit you’re donating to is allocating their money in the right way is to check out their Charity Navigator rating: http://www.charitynavigator.org

[darkbookworm13-deactivated20240]

Signal boosting, the bell ringers are out in force, and this info is too important.

[katybelle83]

RIP Aron Eisenberg!

Very saddened by the death of DS9’s Aron Eisenberg. May he Rest In Peace.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

not a dream, JoJo

when people say “Jojo”, I never know if they mean the vocalist of the century

the guy going on the bizarre adventure 

or the 5′9 15 year old who is always speaking in 1.5x speed caps lock

[fingerteeths]

HEY STAR TREK FAM

Aron Eisenberg (Nog from DS9) is currently in the hospital in critical condition. We aren't sure of details yet but PLEASE keep him in your thoughts, and pray or send good vibes. You can follow his podcast's facebook page, The 7th Rule, for updates.