Hell doesn't want me back.

.

[unclefather]

[darkasylan]

The only thing that signifies becoming an adult is realizing that most of the time, you are 100% wrong about everything.

[paxamericana]

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

[socialistexan]

Calvin and Hobbes still relevant 25 years later.

[heylookaufo]

@darkasylan

[darkasylan]

And that right there is what the wall talks all about.

[crucialsongs]

Visit Original Link

“Well, you can’t get what you want,

But you can get me”

[darkasylan]

@missserketisatramp

[universefrog]

mage of doom

[darkasylan]

@missserketisatramp

[buzzfeed]

McDonald's Is Giving Away Free Fries For The Rest Of 2018 And I'm Salivating

FREE. FRIES. FREE MCDONALD'S FRIES.

Basically, if you download the app and use a coupon, you can get a free medium fries once every Friday, as long as you buy at least $1 worth of other stuff.

[everyoneisrat]

IIRC, their drinks are $1, so that’s a drink and fries for $1. They also have a dollar menu. I’m sure this will help out a lot of folks.

[darkasylan]

@missserketisatramp I'm going to die of a heart attack before this year is over.

[podencos]

[sophisticatedmeme]

lil nose ring? Yikes lol

[darkasylan]

Lil grape lollipop vape juice. Huh...

[darkasylan]

I once accidentally hit someone in the vagina whilst playing air hockey.

[chasekip]

love is real yall

[darkasylan]

@sonansu

[darkasylan]

Hey guys, I can't have sex.

Dolly Parton stole my dick in the middle of the night. I don't know where it went, or where she went for that matter.

[ryanphantom]

this clip gives off an extremely strong gay aura

[thespringhasawoken]

this gets gayer every time i watch it

[everythinghiveswap]

Hiveswap Friendsim on Steam

You just crash-landed on Alternia, and you’re DESPERATE for friendship! Anyone will do...wait, who are those two trolls approaching you? A darkly comedic episodic visual novel set in the Homestuck/Hiveswap universe.

Hiveswap Friendsim Volume One will be released on April 13 for Windows and Mac!

Note: unlike Hiveswap act 1, this game is rated M.

April 5, 2018

[darkasylan]

Me: I don't hold grudges

Me: fuck ashely from the fourth grade

LIZZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[potionem]

DoomSlayer about to blow an imp’s arm right the fuck off.

[sgt-shivers]

The weapon of Final Doomer Plus: Ancient Aliens Set

[elvenbacon]

[remember-columbine-deactivated2]

D O O M