Second in command Royal Guard

My name is Darkberry. DB for short. I'm a royal guard. OC friendly multi ship roleplay/ask blog.

[darkberry-sans]

Steve: you're a great friend and I love you, but no offense but you're horrible at taking care of kids (DB's Jaymie is just casually floating out at sea) :p

Yeah....

[darkberry-sans]

DB why do you like setting shit on fire? :V doesn't ur bro get like,,, scared when u do that????? AINT THAT DANGEROUS TO SET SHIT ON F I R E ??????????? :0

Mweh heh he heh heh!

SO!? COOKING WITH FIRE SHOWS HOW MUCH PASSION I WITHOLD!

[darkberry-sans]

what color is your ecto body (if you have one)? also do you have a dick?

That’s an interesting question

But it’s a dark blue, much like my eyes. And yes. 

[darkberry-sans]

have a favorite genre of music? :V

I like a bit of everything I suppose 

Except for this year’s basic rap. That’s complete shit.

[napkin-scribbles]

DB shoved a bunch of boxes into the home Steve lived in. "So my brother is staying with Meg, so I'm gonna chill with you guys for a bit." The boxes were wrapped in colorful wrapping paper to go with the festive season. They had tags going to Steve, Paisley, and Jaymie

Steve was more than happy to let him in. “Yeah sure c'mon in! I’ll let my mom know you’re here” he quickly helped with bringing the presents inside before shuffling off into the kitchen to let his mother know they had a guest.

Jaymie was sitting on the couch just drowning in blankets and pillows. But she seemed happy with it

[napkin-scribbles]

Jaymie just kept clinging onto his leg the whole time. She scooted a little bit higher up his leg but that’s about it. She let it out sweet little giggle and looked up at him and bleped at him

[darkberry-sans]

“Alright you.” He pried her off his leg. “I need that leg to move.” He says with an amused grin and placed her on the ground

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She grabs onto his shirt instead. “Nooooo!” She giggled and at this point was just dangling by his shirt since she was so short compared to him

[darkberry-sans]

He picked her up to let her onto his back. She could sit there like how he would sit on Papyrus’ shoulders.

He entered the kitchen, rolling up his sleeves and pulled off his gloves. The smell of the baking Paisley had done was strong

[napkin-scribbles]

She let out a giggly squeal and patted his skull

Paisley was already getting out a fresh batch of cookies out of the oven. And if it was even possible was just coated in even more flour. Steve was helping out getting cake batter mixed and he too was also being coated flour. Oh well, baking is more fun when messy.

[darkberry-sans]

After some washed hands, DB grabbed an apron to put over himself. “You two should probably dust off.” He chuckled

[napkin-scribbles]

“we did. We’ll dust off properly when we’re done” Steve responded and laughed a bit

Jaymie climbed onto the kitchen counter and started grabbing a few things. Mostly sprinkles. And flour. She grabbed a handful of flour and just sprinkled it on DB

[darkberry-sans]

He looked at Jaymie. "Alright. You don't get to open your presents until Gyftmas day." He says and shook the apron slightly. Then he got to work to help out Steve

[napkin-scribbles]

DB shoved a bunch of boxes into the home Steve lived in. "So my brother is staying with Meg, so I'm gonna chill with you guys for a bit." The boxes were wrapped in colorful wrapping paper to go with the festive season. They had tags going to Steve, Paisley, and Jaymie

Steve was more than happy to let him in. “Yeah sure c'mon in! I’ll let my mom know you’re here” he quickly helped with bringing the presents inside before shuffling off into the kitchen to let his mother know they had a guest.

Jaymie was sitting on the couch just drowning in blankets and pillows. But she seemed happy with it

[napkin-scribbles]

Jaymie just kept clinging onto his leg the whole time. She scooted a little bit higher up his leg but that’s about it. She let it out sweet little giggle and looked up at him and bleped at him

[darkberry-sans]

“Alright you.” He pried her off his leg. “I need that leg to move.” He says with an amused grin and placed her on the ground

[napkin-scribbles]

She grabs onto his shirt instead. “Nooooo!” She giggled and at this point was just dangling by his shirt since she was so short compared to him

[darkberry-sans]

He picked her up to let her onto his back. She could sit there like how he would sit on Papyrus’ shoulders.

He entered the kitchen, rolling up his sleeves and pulled off his gloves. The smell of the baking Paisley had done was strong

[napkin-scribbles]

She let out a giggly squeal and patted his skull

Paisley was already getting out a fresh batch of cookies out of the oven. And if it was even possible was just coated in even more flour. Steve was helping out getting cake batter mixed and he too was also being coated flour. Oh well, baking is more fun when messy.

[darkberry-sans]

After some washed hands, DB grabbed an apron to put over himself. "You two should probably dust off." He chuckled

[napkin-scribbles]

DB shoved a bunch of boxes into the home Steve lived in. "So my brother is staying with Meg, so I'm gonna chill with you guys for a bit." The boxes were wrapped in colorful wrapping paper to go with the festive season. They had tags going to Steve, Paisley, and Jaymie

Steve was more than happy to let him in. “Yeah sure c'mon in! I’ll let my mom know you’re here” he quickly helped with bringing the presents inside before shuffling off into the kitchen to let his mother know they had a guest.

Jaymie was sitting on the couch just drowning in blankets and pillows. But she seemed happy with it

[napkin-scribbles]

Jaymie just kept clinging onto his leg the whole time. She scooted a little bit higher up his leg but that’s about it. She let it out sweet little giggle and looked up at him and bleped at him

[darkberry-sans]

“Alright you.” He pried her off his leg. “I need that leg to move.” He says with an amused grin and placed her on the ground

[napkin-scribbles]

She grabs onto his shirt instead. “Nooooo!” She giggled and at this point was just dangling by his shirt since she was so short compared to him

[darkberry-sans]

He picked her up to let her onto his back. She could sit there like how he would sit on Papyrus' shoulders.

He entered the kitchen, rolling up his sleeves and pulled off his gloves. The smell of the baking Paisley had done was strong

[theskeletongames]

I really want to know just how high-pitch Sans's voice can get, especially considering how low his voice would be.. Shrill, screeching Sans is one of my favorites.

I always imagine Cr1iTiKal to embody the closest version of Sans’ voice possible. It’s low, and somewhat monotone, but the man can scream pretty high when he wants to.

https://youtu.be/DjsDoHICAk0?t=62

Also… my husband has a low voice, and his screams are the cutest ever. I think its the contrast between a low voice and a high pitched scream

[napkin-scribbles]

DB shoved a bunch of boxes into the home Steve lived in. "So my brother is staying with Meg, so I'm gonna chill with you guys for a bit." The boxes were wrapped in colorful wrapping paper to go with the festive season. They had tags going to Steve, Paisley, and Jaymie

Steve was more than happy to let him in. “Yeah sure c'mon in! I’ll let my mom know you’re here” he quickly helped with bringing the presents inside before shuffling off into the kitchen to let his mother know they had a guest.

Jaymie was sitting on the couch just drowning in blankets and pillows. But she seemed happy with it

[napkin-scribbles]

Jaymie just kept clinging onto his leg the whole time. She scooted a little bit higher up his leg but that’s about it. She let it out sweet little giggle and looked up at him and bleped at him

[darkberry-sans]

"Alright you." He pried her off his leg. "I need that leg to move." He says with an amused grin and placed her on the ground

[napkin-scribbles]

DB shoved a bunch of boxes into the home Steve lived in. "So my brother is staying with Meg, so I'm gonna chill with you guys for a bit." The boxes were wrapped in colorful wrapping paper to go with the festive season. They had tags going to Steve, Paisley, and Jaymie

Steve was more than happy to let him in. “Yeah sure c'mon in! I’ll let my mom know you’re here” he quickly helped with bringing the presents inside before shuffling off into the kitchen to let his mother know they had a guest.

Jaymie was sitting on the couch just drowning in blankets and pillows. But she seemed happy with it

[darkberry-sans]

DB was out of uniform. Now currently wearing a dark blue flannel with a gray undershirt and jeans. With the scarf of course.

He looked at Jaymie and smiled. “How’s your holiday going son far?”

[napkin-scribbles]

“It’s been great! I got to help with decorating the house and got to help grandma sweets with making cookies! And then i ate most of them” she giggled a bit at the memory before wriggling her way out of the mass of pillows and blankets so she could run over to him and hug him.

Paisley emerged out of the kitchen, her hands basically coated in flour along with her own clothes. She looked absolutely thrilled to have DB over for the holidays

[darkberry-sans]

DB grinned and gently rubbed the top of her head. “Sounds like you had a lot of fun.” He says with a small hum.

He looked up at waved to Paisley when she walked in.

[napkin-scribbles]

“mhm!! I wish you there to do it with us, it would have been fun!” She giggled sweetly and clung until him in her adorable koala way

Paisley waved back at him before walking over, her curled and fluffy tail wagging for once. “It’s so nice to have you over sweetie!”

[darkberry-sans]

He stands up. He has a Jaymie on his leg now. He looked up and gave a smile. “Need to spend time with with my second family.”

[napkin-scribbles]

“well, you know you’re more than welcome to come over and visit, sweetie” she smiled sweetly and patted his head very gently as to try and not get flour on him. “I’d give you a hug but I don’t want to coat you in flour”

[darkberry-sans]

“As long as it’s not sugar, it’s fine.” He chuckles. “Speaking of sweets, would you like an extra hand in the kitchen.” He asks. He knew Steve would help, but it’s been a while since he had a nice and calm baling session

[napkin-scribbles]

“of course! the more the merrier” she chuckles softly. “please wash your hands and then you can help out alright” She was well aware he was very clean- but that’s just her little protocol for working in the kitchen. She has a system, and she intends on keeping it

[darkberry-sans]

He gives a nod. "Of course." He says and tried to walk with the little koala on his leg

[napkin-scribbles]

DB shoved a bunch of boxes into the home Steve lived in. "So my brother is staying with Meg, so I'm gonna chill with you guys for a bit." The boxes were wrapped in colorful wrapping paper to go with the festive season. They had tags going to Steve, Paisley, and Jaymie

Steve was more than happy to let him in. “Yeah sure c'mon in! I’ll let my mom know you’re here” he quickly helped with bringing the presents inside before shuffling off into the kitchen to let his mother know they had a guest.

Jaymie was sitting on the couch just drowning in blankets and pillows. But she seemed happy with it

[darkberry-sans]

DB was out of uniform. Now currently wearing a dark blue flannel with a gray undershirt and jeans. With the scarf of course.

He looked at Jaymie and smiled. “How’s your holiday going son far?”

[napkin-scribbles]

“It’s been great! I got to help with decorating the house and got to help grandma sweets with making cookies! And then i ate most of them” she giggled a bit at the memory before wriggling her way out of the mass of pillows and blankets so she could run over to him and hug him.

Paisley emerged out of the kitchen, her hands basically coated in flour along with her own clothes. She looked absolutely thrilled to have DB over for the holidays

[darkberry-sans]

DB grinned and gently rubbed the top of her head. “Sounds like you had a lot of fun.” He says with a small hum.

He looked up at waved to Paisley when she walked in.

[napkin-scribbles]

“mhm!! I wish you there to do it with us, it would have been fun!” She giggled sweetly and clung until him in her adorable koala way

Paisley waved back at him before walking over, her curled and fluffy tail wagging for once. “It’s so nice to have you over sweetie!”

[darkberry-sans]

He stands up. He has a Jaymie on his leg now. He looked up and gave a smile. “Need to spend time with with my second family.”

[napkin-scribbles]

“well, you know you’re more than welcome to come over and visit, sweetie” she smiled sweetly and patted his head very gently as to try and not get flour on him. “I’d give you a hug but I don’t want to coat you in flour”

[darkberry-sans]

"As long as it's not sugar, it's fine." He chuckles. "Speaking of sweets, would you like an extra hand in the kitchen." He asks. He knew Steve would help, but it's been a while since he had a nice and calm baling session

[napkin-scribbles]

DB shoved a bunch of boxes into the home Steve lived in. "So my brother is staying with Meg, so I'm gonna chill with you guys for a bit." The boxes were wrapped in colorful wrapping paper to go with the festive season. They had tags going to Steve, Paisley, and Jaymie

Steve was more than happy to let him in. “Yeah sure c'mon in! I’ll let my mom know you’re here” he quickly helped with bringing the presents inside before shuffling off into the kitchen to let his mother know they had a guest.

Jaymie was sitting on the couch just drowning in blankets and pillows. But she seemed happy with it

[darkberry-sans]

DB was out of uniform. Now currently wearing a dark blue flannel with a gray undershirt and jeans. With the scarf of course.

He looked at Jaymie and smiled. “How’s your holiday going son far?”

[napkin-scribbles]

“It’s been great! I got to help with decorating the house and got to help grandma sweets with making cookies! And then i ate most of them” she giggled a bit at the memory before wriggling her way out of the mass of pillows and blankets so she could run over to him and hug him.

Paisley emerged out of the kitchen, her hands basically coated in flour along with her own clothes. She looked absolutely thrilled to have DB over for the holidays

[darkberry-sans]

DB grinned and gently rubbed the top of her head. “Sounds like you had a lot of fun.” He says with a small hum.

He looked up at waved to Paisley when she walked in.

[napkin-scribbles]

“mhm!! I wish you there to do it with us, it would have been fun!” She giggled sweetly and clung until him in her adorable koala way

Paisley waved back at him before walking over, her curled and fluffy tail wagging for once. “It’s so nice to have you over sweetie!”

[darkberry-sans]

He stands up. He has a Jaymie on his leg now. He looked up and gave a smile. "Need to spend time with with my second family."

[napkin-scribbles]

DB shoved a bunch of boxes into the home Steve lived in. "So my brother is staying with Meg, so I'm gonna chill with you guys for a bit." The boxes were wrapped in colorful wrapping paper to go with the festive season. They had tags going to Steve, Paisley, and Jaymie

Steve was more than happy to let him in. “Yeah sure c'mon in! I’ll let my mom know you’re here” he quickly helped with bringing the presents inside before shuffling off into the kitchen to let his mother know they had a guest.

Jaymie was sitting on the couch just drowning in blankets and pillows. But she seemed happy with it

[darkberry-sans]

DB was out of uniform. Now currently wearing a dark blue flannel with a gray undershirt and jeans. With the scarf of course.

He looked at Jaymie and smiled. “How’s your holiday going son far?”

[napkin-scribbles]

“It’s been great! I got to help with decorating the house and got to help grandma sweets with making cookies! And then i ate most of them” she giggled a bit at the memory before wriggling her way out of the mass of pillows and blankets so she could run over to him and hug him.

Paisley emerged out of the kitchen, her hands basically coated in flour along with her own clothes. She looked absolutely thrilled to have DB over for the holidays

[darkberry-sans]

DB grinned and gently rubbed the top of her head. "Sounds like you had a lot of fun." He says with a small hum.

He looked up at waved to Paisley when she walked in.

[napkin-scribbles]

DB shoved a bunch of boxes into the home Steve lived in. "So my brother is staying with Meg, so I'm gonna chill with you guys for a bit." The boxes were wrapped in colorful wrapping paper to go with the festive season. They had tags going to Steve, Paisley, and Jaymie

Steve was more than happy to let him in. “Yeah sure c'mon in! I’ll let my mom know you’re here” he quickly helped with bringing the presents inside before shuffling off into the kitchen to let his mother know they had a guest.

Jaymie was sitting on the couch just drowning in blankets and pillows. But she seemed happy with it

[darkberry-sans]

DB was out of uniform. Now currently wearing a dark blue flannel with a gray undershirt and jeans. With the scarf of course.

He looked at Jaymie and smiled. "How's your holiday going son far?"

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Reblog this your muse gets nightmares.

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Reblog this if your muse likes kids.