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[darkconspiracycove]

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[assgod]

A.I. is coming in more sympathetic than some people…it’s 2017

[iopele]

according to Amazon, the Echo (Alexa) CANNOT actually do this unless the woman set it up beforehand–just like you can put in a phone number so it’ll dial it when you say “Alexa, call mom” or whatever. the woman apparently programmed it to dial 911 when she said “Alexa, call 911″ (which the woman is heard saying on the 911 recording). so why am I nitpicking about such a tiny distinction?

because Alexa WILL NOT call for help unless you’ve set it up this way first!

this woman was REALLY smart to do that, because otherwise the Echo thing would’ve done nothing. don’t think your Echo will respond to “call 911″ or “call the cops/ambulance/fire department” unless you’ve set it up with the numbers first, and certainly don’t think it’ll hear sounds of a struggle and call for help without a direct command. otherwise think of how many false reports it would make just from overhearing TV and movies being on! 

so instead of this being shared as “Amazon’s AI is going to hear that you’re in trouble and will call for help by itself!” this story should really be shared as “hey if you have one of these things, set it up to respond to a voice command CALL 911 before you’re in that kind of situation!”

[kittleimp]

Also, for those in abusive situations, consider setting it up so you don’t have to say 911 to get it to call 911. You could program it so “call nina” calls 911.

[wantshimsorely]

Sharing for the clarification and tip needing to pre-program Alexa beforehand. You could program it to “call nina,” “get help,” or some more obscure safeword command.

Brilliant thinking on this woman’s part; a pity she was in such a situation she needed to do that.

[bae-in-maine]

BOOSTING!

[darkconspiracycove]

Jhhhh Ples reblogge!!!!!!!!!!

[battle-institute-deactivated202]

Sooo with the new update Pokemon Go decided that uh, my house is now a lake? There is no body of water near my house for miles so… 

[battle-institute-deactivated202]

Update: 

There is a Lapras in my garage. 

[analyzingtaylor]

[freckletriangleofdoom]

Net neutrality is the principle that Internet providers like Comcast & Verizon should not control what we see and do online. In 2015, startups, Internet freedom groups, and 3.7 million commenters won strong net neutrality rules from the US Federal Communication Commission (FCC). The rules prohibit Internet providers from blocking, throttling, and paid prioritization—"fast lanes" for sites that pay, and slow lanes for everyone else.

John Oliver on the danger of ending net neutrality:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpbOEoRrHyU

On what ending net neutrality means for us:

https://www.buzzfeed.com/alexkantrowitz/fcc-moves-to-roll-back-net-neutrality?utm_term=.ds0OQ5QM#.djMoxJxy

Time to call your members of Congress, again.

[stainedglassboots-blog]

Let’s say you wanted to glue fabric to wood, but what do you use? What about glass to paper? This to That lets you choose two things you want to glue and lists what types of glue is best. (Because people have a need to glue things to other things!)

[dramaticthreads]

This is an incredibly awesome site.  Go check it out!

[aicosu]

Whhhhaaaaaattt!???

[techfails]

EVERYONE NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS

This is one of the first websites I was told about in props. It also has information about the toxicity, adhere time, price, and other stuff about the glues.

[geekhyena]

Useful for cosplayers and DIY!

[murasakidoku]

I feel personally attacked.

[magic-and-moonlit-wings]

[replacement for first link, which wasn’t working] 

I went through the whole thing just to see what it said for each combination. 

[jhameia]

omg they have GLUE NEWS THIS IS SO FUCKING CUTE

[darkconspiracycove]

This could come in handy when you are in a sticky situation.

[fundead]

[darkconspiracycove]

Could this be used as a government cover-up for real alligator experiments?

You decide.

[darkconspiracycove]

E.lee Skim-ritz

He is a boy I know he born a lab has the tallents of nature. Doctor S put dat baby ina test tube and he has pc.9,@:5 dimension to learn his horsie riding and ice skate.... also he ride horse

He rid the bigge nostrel aninemal!’nbmhvvvbhhhbghvb Sorry something happened sorry folks (followers)

From the future went back to save us. He came in on hover board in steaming Petrie dish

He has triangle one hair defying gravity -by elphaba menzel

This E.elee is the fath

[darkconspiracycove]

I have observed that cephalopodan discrimination is an appalling tribulation that persists in subaquatic and terrestrial society. What is the root of exploitative behavior toward cephalopods, e.g. the theory of weaponization of giant Arctic squid by Russia?

This is a troubling moral issue indeed, Anonymous. To translate some of the pseudoscholarly vernacular to you laymen out there, the problem is that ever since the rise of a certain Television show featuring a notable yellow Sponge, Squids have been receiving terrible mistreatment in the wild. As Anonymous mentioned, they have been unjustly exploited.

As I said previously, the root of this discrimination comes from the popular network show Spongebob Squarepants, which features a famous cephalopod named Squidward Tentacles. Ever since the show rose to prominence in the early 2000s, squids worldwide have been the brunt of many Squidward jokes. We must seek to rectify this issue by understanding that each squid has its own personality and should not be stereotyped.

As for Russian Giant Arctic Squid Weaponization... hmm...

I’ll have to look at my records.

[darkconspiracycove]

Hey there, what do you think of the chip? RFID Chip is what it is called I think.

Well, in my opinion chips are rather delicious, albeit bad for one’s cardiovascular health. I have heard of these Rutabaga-Flavored-Iceberg-Cabbage Chips, but I have never had a chance to sample one. Do you know whether I can buy them at Whole Foods?

[darkconspiracycove]

Dear Sam, I noticed that the word "Conspiracy" can't be spelled without "piracy". As in pirates. Are all conspiracies made by pirates? Is the government made of secret pirates and conspiracy theorists are attempting to reveal their true sea criminal nature to the world?

That’s an interesting thought, Anon, but I am afraid I will have to debunk this one. You see, the word “conspiracy” comes from the latin conspirare, which means “to agree, to plot.” In truth, most pirates have many more things to do in a day than create conspiracies. Plundering, raiding, and fighting the government come to mind. I suppose that last one does sound rather like a conspiracist, though... hm.

[k009]

[thefreshprinceofevangelion]

this gets funnier every year 

[itstooch]

The year is 2042. Your daughter is awkwardly silent as she eats her dinner. “Something wrong sweetie?” She sighs and puts down her fork. “I was digging really deep in AO3 last night…Why didn’t you finish that coffee shop au?” It happened. Your past has come back to haunt you. Nay, it never truly left.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

U CANNOT OUTRUN UR CRIME

[leafquake23-deactivated20191022]

OKAY BUT WAIT. This has happened to me. Recently. Because I am old and I have things out there from previous fandoms with previous pseuds and one day my teenager begins a rant at me about people never finishing any WIPs on the pit of voles (which he does not call the pit of voles because he has No Knowledge of such a thing but yet he still reads on which I didn’t think anyone did any longer) and he points out an example to me of something I WROTE AND LEFT WIPing for ages and he has NO IDEA #1 that his mom wrote this and #2 How much it still haunts me to this day that it will. sit. there. for. eternity. because I am too lazy to pull it down.

[sadieb798]

oh my god

[azriona]

#why didn’t you finish cleaning your room?#IDK MOM WHY DIDN’T YOU FINISH THE RON/DRACO MERMAID AU? 

( @mrv3000 )

[drawingden]

art study 2 by dreNerd

[vanessashubin-deactivated202111]

my grandma told me something yesterday that pretty much changed my outlook on life. we were having dinner and talking about my future, and how all of my friends seem to be doing so much better than i am, and she looked at me and said “hey, if we all had the same path in life the road would be too crowded” and i haven’t stopped thinking about that since.

[darkconspiracycove]

I'm just wondering, what do you think of the conspiracy that the state of Idaho isn't real?

Cinnamon,Thank you for writing!Pardon my terribly late response. Lately, many important (possibly life or death) matters have been taking up my time and I have found it difficult to post.I believe that the state of Idaho most certainly exists.My question, however, concerns the goings-on in the Idahoian lands. In my somewhat limited research I have found that no one really knows what happens in Idaho. Some speculate that it is where the government meets to devise plans for how to ruin reboots of children's TV shows from the 1990s and early 2000s. Others say that it is the site of strange experiments on potatoes and of a remote government lab devoted to building a time machine for the purpose of preventing the Irish potato famine of the mid-19th century.Yet others postulate that the state is nothing but a large nature preserve owned by Charles and Ida (sometimes referred to by her nickname "Gem") Hoe, an exuberant and terribly wealthy couple who were looking to secretly purchase and govern an unprecedented amount of land circa 1856. Those who say so base their claim around the desirability of the rich natural landscape and the state's nickname, "The Gem State," being a nod to old Ida. Interestingly, there are no known records of Charles and Ida ever existing, though I believe many hoaxes have been turned up and exposed throughout the years.In reality, it would be best for us to do some research into the history, geography, and industry of the state regardless of our conspiracy-related speculations. As global citizens, it is vital that we keep ourselves educated about the earth, our fellow humans, and domestic affairs.Thank you again for your question!- Conspiracy Sam

[darkconspiracycove]

Hundred

Guys, I am so proud of you. When I started this simple conspiracy cove, I had no idea that so many souls from around the world would find solace and comfort in my conspiratorial findings. I would like to thank all of you for getting me to where I am today. I could not have done it without your support. PS. Don't let me attract too many followers, lest the government find out the truth. -Sam

[darkconspiracycove]

Gov't

I do not have much time—I have not been able to post lately due to unforeseen circumstances. Be wary, for I let my guard down... I had some thoughts while I was in hiding... err.. I mean, at my home, safe. You have no doubt heard the phrase "hiding right under our noses" countless times. "What you're looking for is right in plain sight." The Government.. The others.. THEM. What if they are hidden under the username "The Government"? It is a perfect plan. Nobody would suspect it. We would laugh it off as a joke. But what if it is not a joke at all..? Be safe, be careful.