PirateGarden

Don't forget to eat your fruits, because fruits won't forget to eat you first.

[hellopuns]

The Monday Period: Part 1 of 6

Part 1: you are here

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

[casuallyodd]

[spaceistheplaceart]

look all im saying is that if we're putting simon in happier universes to save him from The Horrors... why not get a little crazy with it.

[spaceistheplaceart]

I wasnt gonna do any more of this but yalls comments were fun so... heres a lil more :)

[tamamoland-dark-queen-of-gehenna]

hitting the optimize button in the equip menu is an implicit agreement to put on whatever the fairy recommends

[no-pants-kayla]

"Nobody'll see it," she says, fully aware of the better stat breastplate with a boob window in the next dungeon.

[tamamolandael]

[tamamoland-with-a-gun]

I love you OP

[skaldish]

I think about this a lot.

[computationalcalculator]

may I add also “butt dial” vs “booty call” vs “bottom text”

[clitorius-maximus]

Hand job vs manual labor

[ohgreatblackbunny]

Tags deserved to be seen

[voidark]

the neopets team released special "styles" that make your pets different pride flag colors

and this has created the funniest neocash chat board ever

happy pride

[emmaklee]

Nishimoto Ryota

a piece of wood carved to fit perfectly into a zippered plastic bag

[girlsuggestion]

protect bisexual boys

[targaryenwig]

why is this on a blog literally called girlsuggestion

[froglawnmower]

we are suggesting this to girls

[targaryenwig]

who is we? who are you

[froglawnmower]

italian shadow government

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[zoesupreme]

well the thing is that's an extremely reasonable concern

[queer-as-city-folk]

Anti-city people are just plain fascinating to me

[gavamont]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

HUGE fan of trees growing in places they should not reasonably be able to

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

upside down 

sideways

out of a rock

upside down in a freakin LAKE 

 out of an Indiana courthouse

out of ANOTHER

GODDAMN

TREE

none of that is a reasonable expectation!!!

[flygutzz]

i like trees

[no-one-offical]

‎

[darkspaceboytoy]

Don’t even have a funny comment this one just resonated with me.

[civil-defense-system]

accidentally let slip "you will be buried in my pyramid when I die" to a coworker last week btw

[princessdraconic]

count your blessings; there are far more distressing fluids that could be pooling between your feet right now

[laterkiss]

happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈

[jackscarab]

[art-love-videogames]

There was a post literally talking about this and how tumblr was nuking trans account but right as I tested it, my app closed out. It was working perfectly fine earlier. Staff you are fucking wretched