Lotte’s Dumpster

the voicemobile industry paid big money to supplant the voice train

how american think import tariffs work: since foreign plushie now more expensive we'll have a cottage plushie producing economy at home

how import tariffs actually work: the kid in bangladesh still makes 1 dollar per hour sewing your mass produced plushie, however you'll pay 24 dollars for it instead of 20 dollars. also your local yarn will cost 18 dollars instead of 10.

how the economy would work if the cottage core industry appeared: we found a new source of slave labour called "prisoners". they are sewing our All American™ plushies for 1 dollar per hour.

one thing that will also happen is this:

instead of making plushies in china and paying the worker $3/hr, it will be moved over to bangladesh where they can be paid $1/hr instead. price will still increase

sacred-portal

#matrix #matrix chat #security #end-to-end encryption

this isn't funny or cute. american outlets would only do this before they catch fire

The Desktop and Web versions of the popular Matrix client Element, as well as its fork Schildichat, support link previews. These can also be

End to end encryption in chat protocols is a complex topics with lots of pitfalls. One such pitfall is failing to verify that a ciphertext i

#matrix #matrix-chat #encryption #end to end encryption

carnelianfoxx

Why is it pictures like this never trend?

carnelianfoxx

promise not to tell him he is square to his face ok?

why is your power outlet burnt up

wolfertinger666

PSA

wolfertinger666

I think animal girls need snouts to be happy and healthy!!!!

give her four legs too

crxmes

@crxmes

cenabisbene

@foone what did you do this time

#why not both #never gonna give you up but rick astley’s shirt has been edited to a trans pride flag #rb #q

If this was me, they'd all be showing Never Gonna Give You Up or a trans flag

rogersandclarke

if i was a mail carrier i would say “mmmm no packages please! :)” and dump all of them in the river whenever id get them. and id enjoy it!

#ups grindset

virtualgirladvance

How did you get your gender?

Factory default

Bought it

Pirated it

Wrote my own

Copied a friend's

Malware

Data corruption

Uninstalled (it was bloat)

System update

Work/Government issued

Dynamically assigned on boot

Found it on a random disk

Voting ended onApr 11, 2024

virtualgirladvance

Really happy to see no one is buying their gender

#if you bought your gender you may be entitled to financial compensation #rb #q

a3poify

Easter egg for office workers: if you go onto Excel and press ctrl+right, then ctrl+down, you will reach cell XFD1048576. If you put a dot in there, then ctrl+A and fill every cell in black, you can then print 34 million black pages from your office printer and get fired

beepathan

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

keepcalmandcarriefischer

Hey guys! Check out this block of pure sodium that I got!

Why does OS kernels usually only have ciscalls and no transcalls?

Transphobia, that's why!

That said, Linux is open source. Give me an afternoon and I'll make the first OS with transcalls

how about catcalls?

most linux distros do ship gnu tools

achesspiece

for everyone asking for what article this is i actually went back and found it again and you'll never guess who it's about

asteroidtroglodyte

ugh i found out i was following them. please check it out.

Much is made of the fact that Alberta has a dedicated animal-killing task force dedicated to keeping Alberta rat-free, but that's actually true of all of Canada's provinces, just with different animals.

For example, Ontario is free of hedgehogs, Manitoba has no ducks, and British Columbia mercilessly slaughters any horses that try to enter the province.

And Quebec has a task force slaughtering any Engl*sh that try to cross the border

secret tip for if you want to visit quebec without speaking french: just say sacre bleu over and over again until they explode

#works every time

Terrible keyboard suggestion: keyboard of the periodic table of elements

Oh yeah! I think I thought about this once? Like, you can only type elemental symbols?

But the trick was that I didn't have an easy way to make new keycaps for it. I could custom order them but that'd make the keyboard cost like 120$ and I can't afford that for a joke.

Maybe I'll find some blank keycaps and just print little labels for them. It'll feel like shit and won't last, but it'd work for the video.

No you need to find one of each periodic table elements and make a keycap out of it