coyotathon

kalyssto // 31 he-him(ish) shy-bi yote-guy // p/b by me :3 // i try to post my art and pics here sumtimes

[kalyssto]

warming spring evenings 🫶

[peachblossom-odyssey]

Rocky bringing Grace to Erid but in his haste to get them to start working on the food problem he forgets to describe what Grace ‘looks’ like, so the Eridian scientists and doctors eager to meet the alien open the door and what lurches out is a tall long horrifically thin shape with protruding teeth crowded around a wet orifice, long limbs that bend and sway oddly tipped with creepy long fingers made of dozens of little bones, organs on full display and a squishy loud body

Pov you’re an Eridian meeting an alien for the first time

[goodgirl-inc]

[goodgirl-inc]

nevermind post cancelled he's dead again

[zeitghost]

[osean-kitty]

Spent the ENTIRETY of 7 keeping that GODDAMN elevator fucking safe and it gets blown up a decade later.

[osean-kitty]

[wcdonaldo]

slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect

[bwugie]

💧crybaby dragon

[gr0mmet]

i googled “robot eat” and was not disappointed

[demilypyro]

surround yourself with many trans women

[balaclava-trismegistus]

[balaclava-trismegistus]

happy pride

[luluquiq]

I drew some flag deers for pride month ! 

Be proud of who you are !

you can use them if you credit me

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

it's important to yell "fuck you kill yourself" at the tv advertisements to counteract the mind control

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[longseasons]

does anyone like me and want to understand me

[lone-pylon]

Gave my Miis a proper hangout spot

[screenshotsofdespair]

[fieaux]

happeh pride