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If Jesus was born from a virgin birth, doesn’t that mean he has only an X chromosome. Wouldn’t that make him female?
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TRANS JESUS TRANS JESUS TRANS JESUS
I have taken 3 years of Theology, 1 of Apologetics, and 1 of Anatomy and Physiology and I’m honesty stumped by this one
Those species which are parthenogenic (i.e. self-fertilising, certain lizards, snakes, frogs and fish) the offspring is always genetically/physically female-typical. So yeah, if we were to take the nativity as a scientific story, a parthenogenic human pregnancy (still a scientific impossibility) would result in an AFAB child, and since that child has always been referred to as “he”, voila, trans jesus.
Actually, I think that depends on species? Like, New Mexico whiptail lizards are an entirely female all-parthenogensis all-the-time species, but Komodo dragon parthenogensis always results in males because their chromosome determination is different.
So clearly, to get to the bottom of this mystery, the first question we need to ask is what kind of reptile was Mary.
Tumblr, asking the real questions
Raptor Jesus born of a Raptor virgin.
Merry Christmas, y'all.
I love trans reptile Jesus.
Okay this bothered me. I'm not really that religious but I'm also not completely stupid. God had put sperm In her ovaries how the hell else would a girl get pregnant ?? SPERM.
If my daughter ever comes to me and asks me if I think she is pretty I will say NO You are so much more than pretty you are beautiful If my daughter ever comes to me with tears stains on her face telling me her heart’s been broken by the boy she thought was the one even though she may only be 14, or 16, or 21 I will not ask who it was I will simply hold her until the pain stops whether it be minutes or hours or even days and buy her some chocolate, of course If my daughter ever comes to me and shows me the scars on her wrists and her legs and her sides I will not look away horrified I will simply show her how a little bit of time and a little bit of cream can heal all wounds even those of the heart If my daughter ever comes to me and shows me her sharp hip bones jutting out and her soft ribcage peeking out I will not call her crazy or any awful name I will simply hold her soft enough that her bones may not break and walk her along the all too familiar path to recovery If my daughter ever comes to me bleeding and bruised because he didn’t know what no meant I will not make her feel dirty I will not make her feel worthless I will not ask why she didn’t stop him I will simply calm her victimized heart and show her the many ways to kill a man or a woman if they ever touch her without her consent again I will not judge her for the many nights she may fall asleep crying Instead I will prepare her a cup of tea, buy her some inspirational movies, write her some poems and give her some books Because I know broken souls cannot be fixed over-night I will let her buy dresses that make her feel beautiful and will not laugh at her if she chooses to wear them with tennis shoes I will let her stay home from school every once in a while even if I know she is faking it because I know we all need a break sometimes and I know that school isn’t the only place you can learn valuable life lessons If my daughter ever comes to me with a small child in her arms one whom was not exactly planned one whom has no father I will step in and be that father I will be her help But most importantly If my daughter EVER comes to me and confesses her mental illness I will not doubt her I will not mock her I will simply smile at her and assure her she is not alone and will get the means for help For I never want her to know what lonely tastes like
If I Ever Have A Daughter
I posted this a year ago but my blog got deleted so I’m reposting.
(via poemsfromthebookillneverpublish)
This is the type of mother I want to be.
Sometimes it’s not the most obvious.
I breath you in like smoke from a cigarett