Darkside's Fandom Corner

a woman, supposedly

[pokemonarchive]

Ledian (2024) - Stellar Crown Illustrator: HYOGONOSUKE

[kominfyrirkattarnef]

Have you guys noticed how much the internet/technology just does not listen to you anymore? I click “don’t show this artist” on Spotify and I get recommended a music video by them on the front page. I click “skip this update” on a pop up every time I open a file organization app and it’s right back there every time. I click unsubscribe on a newsletter and it keeps showing up in my inbox!! I click “delete my account” and the next time I open the website they suggest I “reactivate”.

[kerosene-in-a-blender]

The funniest bit of information we got this episode is the fact that Occtis "Died a virgin, catastrophically fumbled Dr. Amry Talter" Tachonis somehow doesn't have the worst game in his family. That honour goes to his brother Ethrand, the mere idea of whom causes women to flee in the opposite direction.

[uranuses]

People who never played Tomodachi Life (3DS) and complain about Living the Dream's proposal minigame being "stressful" don't know what real stress is

[mondaycrewan]

love the Murray as Queen of Timmony sentiment, but this woman could not be pried out of the Penteveral by a dozen hot men with crowbars. I present to you instead: royal mistress Murray.

She and Gus go bar-hoping and hook up whenever he's in Dol-Makjar, and for a couple weeks when the Penteveral's on break, Murray gets a very nice room and run of the wine cellar at the castle in Timmon's Rock.

[ablueper]

Future Murray Mag'nesson

[darkomblazer]

The best part is she is next to "I'll never play a bard" Halandil Fang

[madonnamadeofasphalt]

Schemers' Table at 100% power:

Schemers' Table at 99% power:

[brendafromaccounting]

Secret extra battlefield!?

[bastardash]

You drink poison almost die, a potion appears on your chest, your sword and shield somehow come to you, you're dying, your druid finally snaps out of it and removes the poison, you get rocked by would be assassins as a magical shield envelops you, suddenly a woman with the biggest rack you've ever seen appears out of nowhere and stabs one of the assassins in front of you.

Happened to my best friend King Gus.

[bettedavises]

If he doesn't fall in love, Brennan is wrong.

[satyrradio-deactivated20250513]

why does no one ever talk about the fact that ron desantis was highkey crushing on godot. like even his wife was like "yea he loves dudes in masks" and nobody in the fandom ever talks about it

[satyrradio-deactivated20250513]

DELITE DELITE RON DELITE FROM THE HIT GAME ACE ATTORNEY: TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS. FLORIDA GOVERNOR RON DESANTIS DOES NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON GODOT

[kk-mozart]

I apologize

[ieatratsyummy]

They could never make me hate you, complex female character whose reaction to trauma was not pretty and digestible like how people think it should be.

[petvampire]

I feel like this is the episode where the thaisha tachonis insult counter goes up a LOT

and like, it’s understandable, considering where they are and what house tachonis was doing here, but… GIRL.

thaisha has literal negative tact. how she’s walking the world doing druid shit, I have no idea. 🤣

[darksidescorner]

[applepoppy5]

Unfounded theory: Armas (or whatever Wick's love interest's name) is paint lady and she wants to see him so he knows whatever happened to her

[lesbianshepard]

Current twitter drama is Europeans confidently declaring that they don't need to drive or use overpriced public transport to get to the MetLife stadium for the World Cup; they will simply walk down the highway to get there. Girl it's New Jersey. They're gonna splatter you for fun.

[lesbianshepard]

If you manage to get on the turnpike before the cops stop you, a soccer mom is gonna do the Jersey slide in a RAV4 and turn your entire group into a wet speedbump

[bunjywunjy]

this? you want to walk down this????

please say sike

[bunjywunjy]

IT'S NOT A FUCKING STREET ITS AN 8-LANE SUPERHIGHWAY THAT GOES OVER A SWAMP

[hapalopus]

footpath

[bunjywunjy]

that is grass. just like ur ass, if you try to walk this thing

[phantomomo]

Image me gently taking your hand as I tell you the following:

This is ABSOLUTELY a perfectly fine footpath.

In fact, with how much space I’m seeing here, it is entirely plausible, that the European hordes will just create a temporary little Wanderweg right next to the highway. With that much space they might not even have to interfere with traffic.

But also have you seen the space between your highways? I‘d say the gaps each easily fit another whole stream of European walking hordes. Or maybe even two going opposite directions :D

[bunjywunjy]

tightly grips your hand with both of my sweaty hands.

the grass is not a permanent feature. there just happens to be a chunk of it there. the side of the road can vary from grass to swampwater ditches to steep embankments to absolutely nothing within a very short distance.

they will call in every highway enforcer in the state and mass incarcerate the lot of you before they allow you to Darwin Award yourselves across 6 lanes of traffic into an international incident or, (their real concern) impede the progress of the single most important north-south interstate corridor in america, ball kicky game be damned.

(I'm starting to believe that a fair number of you in the notes have We're Better Than Stupid Americans embedded so deeply into your cultural identity that you will Just Not Listen to anything we say to you about the material circumstances about the place we live in, rather than taking us at our word that there is a reason that most Americans travel the way we do and it's a good reason.)

[would-you-survive-in-australia]

These users would not survive in Australia.

[itsmarsiart]

a shadia sketch for your consideration

[moveslikekeithrichards]

there is no greater joy on this earth than Making Lists, Categorizing, & Sorting

[flying-lemons]

oh do I have the game for you

[dancing-crow]

I could . not. put. this down for 48 hours - stayed up too late, had weird dreams about it, woke up early, and played it while I was supposed to be doing other things. the last several dozen items took a lot of googling, which I do not even begrudge it.

and then. My partner started it. And the SAME THING happened to him.

surprisingly compelling. start when you have free time. like, yanno, a snow day.

[foone]

oh my god, if you are the kind of person who gets sucked into logic puzzles, do not click that link if you have to do anything/go to sleep in the next couple hours

[improbabledreams900]

I was disappointed there weren't more levels, so I made them! The creator's code was under CC Share Alike, so I moved a copy to my website, rustled up 40 new categories, and added buttons so you can generate smaller puzzles!

Check it out! More levels!