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Caelus | He/him | ♒︎ sun, ♍︎ moon, ♌︎ rising

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Also go follow my art blog @space--project

Stop mandated shunning

rabioheab-deactivated20200416

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

#oc: phobos #oc: deimos

pussyronin-deactivated20260120

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

chortlebot

before someone screenshots this and posts it elsewhere this is me

#wtf #i'm guessing MAYBE some people do this because of how much fat fetish art there is?????#kinda like how there's people with podophobia because of how much foot fetish stuff there is #still not a good reason to trigger tag fat people though there is no excuse for that #understandable if you don't wanna see fetish content since that's explicitly sexual. not everyone wants to be exposed to sexual content #but you don't need to censor normal ass fat people and characters for just existing #if you can't see a fat person without being reminded of fat fetishes and getting upset then idk man you need help. talk to a therapist #literally everyone and everything is gonna be a fetish to someone so you need to cope and realize something isn't inherently sexual #just because there's communities who get off to it

mmy friends i want my friends

#im fuckign dying #caelus speaks

noneeeee of my friends wanna talk to me. What is wrong with me what am i doing wrong im going insane trying to figure it out

#caelus speaks

relicsofadeletedworld

#space #aesthetic

anarqueeen

My gf loves playing with my dick in bed because it's "like a little fidget toy"

anarqueeen

Normal sized fidget toy

#oc: vega #oc: thuban #minors dni

theterribletenno

I'm not going to fuck my computer

#oc: mov #oc: teide

thevampirecrow

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

#oc: trinculo #he would say this #minors dni

maxxie-or-smth

HOP OFF MY DICKKKK!!! wait get back on i miss you

#oc: messier #minors dni

Whyyyy is it when one of my friends has to take a hiatus, literally ALL of my other friends have to also. They're not even connected with each other or know each other at all, it just feels like shitty luck on my part

#caelus speaks