*pinches your cheeks* Should be illegal to be dis cute.
Khadgar blushes and tries not to giggle. “I’m not cute, my dear. I’m old! Too old to be cute!”
“Den clearly ya not looked in a mirror lately.”

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*pinches your cheeks* Should be illegal to be dis cute.
Khadgar blushes and tries not to giggle. “I’m not cute, my dear. I’m old! Too old to be cute!”
“Den clearly ya not looked in a mirror lately.”
Spirit Woods, Nagrand, AU Draenor
Draggka would like you to know that she’s 100% certain that if Khadgar had a Loa patron, his would have been Shadra before she was killed.
She’s only saying that because he’s a kinky little shit, but I do agree with her.
Our patron Loa is Jani. Because the Loa of clutter and chaos is too good not to love.
…. Though @medivhthecorrupted may disagree with me.
I’d be wigglin’ my eyebrows if I had any.
“Disagree? Give me a skewer and a bonfire and I’ll make some roasted saurid on a stick! Make me run around as a saurid, stealing hats and biting asses will you…!”
So wowpedia has this on Jani: “Jani is a saurid loa known as the Patron of Scavengers, the Lord of Thieves, the God of Garbage, Master of Minions, the Keeper of Secrets,[1] the loa of discarded things.”
“Gonk’s teeth, I completely forgot ‘bout Jani! Yeah, he be perfect fer ya normally, de amount of shiny tings ya be havin’ us collectin’.”
“Ya still be Shadra in da bedroom though.”
“Perhaps… Though if Shadra was behind all the nests in the Servant’s Quarters in Karazhan, I wouldn’t be patronizing that Loa any time soon.” Khadgar shudders. “Giant spiders are just… not my thing.”
He pauses. “Then again… considering what my familiar was….”
“WHY YA FORGETTIN ‘BOUT JANI, RICHMON?”
Draggka is contrite. "I be sorry, Jani. It not my intention. I not found any shinies for ya in a long while. I be free to steal some hat for ya though."
She gives the Archmage a Look. "'Spiders not be my ting', says da man who makes ropes outta thin air." She arches an eyebrow. "Not to mention ya be a...what's da word? 'Eavesdropper'? Dat. Ya be dat too."
Draggka would like you to know that she’s 100% certain that if Khadgar had a Loa patron, his would have been Shadra before she was killed.
She’s only saying that because he’s a kinky little shit, but I do agree with her.
Our patron Loa is Jani. Because the Loa of clutter and chaos is too good not to love.
…. Though @medivhthecorrupted may disagree with me.
I’d be wigglin’ my eyebrows if I had any.
“Disagree? Give me a skewer and a bonfire and I’ll make some roasted saurid on a stick! Make me run around as a saurid, stealing hats and biting asses will you…!”
So wowpedia has this on Jani: “Jani is a saurid loa known as the Patron of Scavengers, the Lord of Thieves, the God of Garbage, Master of Minions, the Keeper of Secrets,[1] the loa of discarded things.”
"Gonk's teeth, I completely forgot 'bout Jani! Yeah, he be perfect fer ya normally, de amount of shiny tings ya be havin' us collectin'."
"Ya still be Shadra in da bedroom though."
Zuldazar || The Sliver
Zandalar || Waterfalls + Bridge
Landscapes || Nazmir
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“Dat...be a nice play on words ya have here, but, uh...not sure what ya be wanting from me.”
Discarded Sheet of Paper
<This has been translated from Zandali>
The rain-storms of Zandalar feel like heaven to me. I’m no shaman, but feeling the rain against my skin is a feeling I can’t describe. I could sit out in them for hours, if not for my clothes and my bow and arrows.
I’ve always liked the rain, but the amount in Zandalar seems to make it feel better. I can feel it, smell it, hear it all through the jungle. It is cleansing. I can forget the world outside. Forget what is happening.
Maybe that is what I was born for. Perhaps I never belonged with the others. I promised Ma’da I would join the Horde. I wasn’t Horde when I met Spike. I’ve been closer to Spike than anyone. I felt like I belonged to the Horde until Garrosh
I belong here. On Zandalar. The Zandalari are my people. Different, but the same, mostly. I knelt before my Loa. I could wander these jungles forever. Was this what Ma’da’s life was like? Only difference was we’d stay close to settlements for a little while for my learning. I could only be in a settlement for a day, head out the next. We’d only need supplies we couldn’t get from hunting.
I don’t want to leave Dranka alone. He doesn’t deserve to think all his family is dead or has abandoned him. But I belong here. In the rains.
This is my home. Maybe it can be his too.
But the Horde.
Gonk watch over me. Kimbul give me strength.
Kink Rate: Bondage (Bonus mode: Shibari)
Bondage
Definitely Not | No | Not Really | Its Okay | Kinda | Yes | Fuck yes | There go my pants |
Draggka shifts her weight, her blush turning her face purple. “It...it be pretty good, yeah.” She opens her mouth to say something else, then thinks better of it and closes it. “Tink some others like it more den me, though.”
Shibari
Giving | Receiving | Both
“What? What is dat? Sounds like someting elves do.” After it is explained to her, Draggka frowns, blushing slightly again. “Hmm. Don’t tink dat be my ting. But if some I be wit liked it, den I be happy to do it for dem.”
go kill yourself shitbag
(Considering I’ve been gone the past couple of days, I can’t figure out what spawned this, but aiight, then. What’d I do now?)
(That anon wasn’t in my inbox Friday so was sent sometime yesterday, I haven’t lost any followers and I’m still following the same amount of people. THE MYSTERY DEEPENS.)
Well that was highly uncalled for.
But in the wise words of Wrex from Mass Effect: You should eat them.
Send in Kinks and My muse will rate them.
Definitely Not | No | Not Really | Its Okay | Kinda | Yes | Fuck yes | There go my pants | Bonus: Giving | Receiving | Both
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Send a symbol and I’ll answer the question about my muse. (Or answer in character. Whatever works for you!)
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