The Person They Taught Me to Be

“To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.” ― Ralph Waldo Emerson

[omnybus]

The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil

[aritany]

being a writer is just like *idea* *imposter syndrome* *fear of people reading your work* *fear of people Not reading your work* *a single aesthetic* *idea*

[beautifulpeachdragoncolor]

Fear of people reading your work and fear of people not reading your work at the same time is both hilarious and anxiety inducing lmao

[amuseoffyre]

Schrodinger’s Author

[i-ducking-love-ducktales]

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

when i stretch in the morning

[hydro-homies]

It’s like peering into my own life

[fordarkmornings]

A Roman Holiday, 1889.

Frank Markham Skipworth (British, 1854–1929)

Oil on canvas

[leodoe]

Are they,,, you know?

[kristmaskiller]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dojacat]

[suplx-deactivated20190111]

this my girl pegging me for the first time after i told her i never had anything in my hole before and we getting into it hot and heavy but then she hear me moan “marcus” whos her brother who i met 2 years ago in my last year of college and had a secret night of passionate love making with on the night before graduation but we both agreed to never talk about it again because marcus decided he was straight and never wanted to talk to me again so i started dating his sister because i needed to be close to him again and because my hole hasnt been the same before since that night and i need him inside of me again

[alreadyclaimednamefk]

[guayaba00]

IM SCREAMING

[mulukhiyah-deactivated20200604]

i hate this website

[marcitlali]

im marcus

[997]

im her

[wickedwonderlandd]

[rhimjob]

[im-in-way-2many-fandoms]

[rosethorn213]

[free-range-tiddies]

[black-geek-supremacy]

[llamanamedcarl]

[dopeking95]

[awesome-picz]

Pics That Show How Differently Celebrities And Normal People Are Treated During The Coronavirus Outbreak

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

who is she?

[marcy-the-martian]

Marie Kondo

[borderline-artistic]

This shipping container does NOT spark joy

[catchymemes]

Anti anxiety.

[wind-the-music-box]

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT CAT ONE FOREVER

[felixthethief]

So mesmerized

[cartoongamingmasterreborn]

The cat

[hannahkishi]

Hey my followers with anxiety here’s some things that might help.

[your-local-bnha-writer]

this for my followers with anxiety 🥺 i hope this helps

[deadbiwrites]

I did the breathing exercises and immediately got a smudge lightheaded before feeling 1000x better.

Didn’t even realize I was anxious

🤷‍♀️

[jaubaius]

Vampire and werewolf dating

[runcibility]

OP I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU DIDN’T CREDIT THIS, BECAUSE THERE IS SO MUCH MORE!

This is an ongoing series by @sarahseeandersen called “Fangs” - it’s absolutely worth following and keeping up with!

https://tapas.io/episode/1559785

[cottoncandyinsides]

Sharing the credited version!

[inficetegodwottery]

[phuntasm]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[iskwekan]

went to an lgbt women’s group last night and at the end we were stacking up chairs and there was a particularly large/heavy stack that needed to be added to the ones at the back and this girl was struggling to lift it so she asked someone to do it and I volunteered. and when I lifted it with relative ease there were no fewer than 4 gay women around me noticeably looking at my arms 

[iskwekan]

thank you everyone for the dramatic reenactment 

[jjonghyun]

do you ever notice how like, we have our own language for fanfic that only readers understand?

for example

“36k wip destiel hs au on ao3”

[railarey]

I can’t believe I understood all those words

[deceasedpool]

oh my god

[the-inspired-lesbian]

this is so legit

[bae-squad-is-life]

there’s only one real word in that sentence.

[shadowen]

Fun story! 

My friend and I once did a presentation in a linguistics class about language in fandom. There was a question about a particular concept, and we turned to each other for a second to discuss it in fannish terms before we could explain. When we turned back, the class was sort of staring at us like 0_0. The teacher just said, “And there’s a good example of code switching.”

“Code Switching” is when speakers who share fluency in different languages flip between the languages during conversation, thus confusing the hell out of everyone else.

[katherynefromphilly]

Today I actually said, out loud, to an unsuspecting salesgirl: “it doesn’t fit I’m afraid. I has a sad.”

When I realized I was speaking tumblr to her, I didn’t even know how to begin to explain.

[ginakutagawaspersonalwhore]

Boomers and Gen X vs. Millenial/Gen Z meme talk and slang is exactly like this.

Like how will I ever explain “Jared, 19.” to my mother when i say it offhand after misreading something. I CANT SHE DOESNT KNOW THAT VINE!

[books-in-order]

Service dogs training to sit through a movie at a theater.

[driftwooddragons]

It’s actually better than that - the picture comes from dogs being trained to sit through a PLAY… which means there are actors on the stage performing a musical for a theatre full of dogs.

[tienriu]

Incredible vital update, it was a performance of Billy Elliot.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[crunchbuttsteak]

I got a tumblr, it really was quite great

I blog about a lot of things, but mostly what I ate.

I thought it was a sweet gig, it really was quite cushy.

Then they went and banned me, ‘cause all I ate was pussy.

[crunchbuttsteak]

I signed up on tumblr, I didn’t know what to expect.

I thought I could just post and not worry about being fact checked

But once my posts went viral, no one saw my genius

Now all they do is reblog and say “kung pow penis.”

[butiki]

I’m a YA book author, I have a tumblr too

I post a lot of info, for my tumblypoos

But then one day my time was up, I read it on the clock

And now my most famous post is about how I love cock

[himborc]

i made a tumblr, and it didnt go great

whenever i make a post, all i get is hate

arguing with strangers, it really is a slog

i know all about politics, i run a hentai blog