'Tis a Silly Place

DarlingDuckie7

[thisfeebleheart]

patient needs neck kisses to survive

[ekbelsher]

Which is better, light or dark? Really different vibes

(from The Modern Faerie Tales by Holly Black)

[lavenderprose]

I do think that whenever Ilya calls Shane and Shane doesn't pick up, Ilya leaves a voicemail. And the voicemail can be anything from, "Come find me," because they got separated at the mall, to "Hello hello, I miss you, oke bye" because Shane has been out of the house all day. There's also, "Coffee shop says they don't sell your tea anymore. Tell me what you want instead. I leave in three minutes. Bye-bye." and "I will not be home when you get here. Running away to join circus. Maybe will be back with Thai food. Mwah mwah."

This is also how Shane ends up getting into his car, seeing that Ilya left a voicemail, and unthinkingly playing it through the speakers of the car only for the deep voice of Shane's Russian-accented husband to boom, "Answer your fucking phone. Slut." with both the windows and moon roof open.

[thisfeebleheart]

nose boop <3

[kaijuerotica]

one thing in tlg I'll never complain about is shane proposing when he did

like, when i read it my first thought was "marriage doesnt fix all your relationship problems" and then i thought a moment longer like. actually nevermind this is a very shane thing to do. he saw something traumatic and potentially life-threatening happen to ilya and immediately went for the logistics. "we need a WILL. we need a MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE. we need POWER OF ATTORNEY. oh ok yeah we can come out too i guess. we need a JOINT BANK ACCOUNT"

[plutoarttv]

prometheus: hot take,

the greek gods: no give that back

[permetutotheworld]

I shouldn’t have laughed that loudly

[cloudabserk]

ilyas always saying my shane what about shane saying my ilya…

[cloudabserk]

we must be made for each other or something

[iruutciv]

The people’s princess

[bloominflowers]

i guess i like these guys a lot 💆‍♀️

[cloudabserk]

silly comic

[chemdoodles]

1x01. **folds clothes neatly**

[aslongasitsblack]

god when they go to the stupid fucking gay ass cottage and ilya wrestles shane onto his bed and pins him down with both hands on both wrists with his whole body weight strong arms flexing and shane tries to fight back not because he actually wants ilya to release him but because he wants to feel how ilya is fully holding him down and ilya knows this so he pushes back and adjusts his grip just slightly as if to say im not letting you go and the whole time shane has this face splitting grin on his face and he makes that little hmm sound when ilya says “after all these years” and he actually physically melts into the bed sheets when ilya finally kisses him on the jaw and down the neck i know he felt like he was actually in heaven

[flyora]

someone once said that Irina might told young Ilya those words before and I could not help but make this little scene

The quote from 1x06 «The Cottage»

[haedraulics]

shane and yuuri met and became friends while yuuri was training in detroit.... victor and ilya have each others' numbers and have drunk called the other on several different occasions... this is what divine winds have told me 😌☝

[haedraulics]

final boss of parental neglect ilya rozanov

[iruutciv]

Hi I've been raised from the dead by a new ice gay show how is everyone else doing