Daroliolia

She/her

[larkandkatydid]

I think it's good for kids to learn about the Romanovs and the Princes in the Tower young because children's stories are full of tales about how fun and cool it would be to have magic blood that gives you power over other people and it's important for children to really understand that if you actually have magic blood that allows you to control other people's lives they will absolutely try to remove it from your body and be reasonable in doing so. So, go to elementary school with your normal ass human blood and be happy about it.

[walk-up-songs]

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

[gaphic]

a chainsaw is a lot like a hot glue gun

[gaphic]

when you have one in your hands you start to get Ideas about your surroundings

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

why did you just touch me with a 10ft pole

[dogpuppy]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the thing that really cheeses my cake about flies getting in my house is they clearly don't want to be there anyway. like at least the ants trying to steal cereal from my pantry had a goal and a plan. you are just here because you're too stupid to use a window twice

[netscrape]

ghost of a house centipede guardian angel

[evil-puppetmaster]

There are a lot of reasons to oppose monarchy but one of the most overlooked is that the king is always getting stuck in some kind of hazardous puzzle chamber filling up with gravel or lava or something. Do your fucking job man

[pallegina]

*uses an em dash and a colon in the same sentence* we're done when i say we're done.

[spiralatria]

puts on the evil cursed amulet but my behavior doesn't change at all and i just keep doing exactly what i was doing except i'm much more confident at it now

[yuriartillery]

it was nice seeing you at the devil's sacrament

[tattahitotsunosaetayarikata-dea]

Yeah i feel a little poisoned But i keep on rocking

[sanguineshade]

I love uninstalling shit. Get out of my computer.

[sweet-tea-skitty]

i also love using task manager to kill things! Cease this

[keychaingirl]

literally how is traffic real everyone just go

[rlyehtaxidermist]

observation: people think fMRI is a meaningful measure of "thought"

observation: people believe ChatGPT is "thinking"

conclusion: we must put the ChatGPT servers inside an fMRI machine. this will work perfectly and have no adverse consequences. trust.

[spyglassrealms]

MRI macine perfec t size for put AI in to "th/ink"! inside very Good and Not Danger AI "think" strongly put AI in MRI Machine. Put AI In MRI Machine. no problems ever in MRI machhine because good Shape and Support for server rack weak of solid state drive. Amri Mahine yes a place for an AI put AI in mri machine can trust machien for giveing good measure of AI "think". friend MRI machine

[human-pet-they]

if i get a good nights sleep i can feel like a human being but it does mean missing out on an hour of phone time. so there's nuance.

[podcastwizard]

affirmations for writers: i know how to write. i have seen sentences before, and i know how to make one. i can identify up to several words and their meanings. i am not afraid of semicolons.