The Ramblings of A Tired Queer

Dani. Leftist, Serving eldritch vibes. Your Queer Goth Aunt. 38, Nonbinary Transfemme Sapphic

[gettinontopic]

Happy Pride!

Please can anyone help a queer household, with two people of color, pay bills so we can squish our main money to make rent! We all would like to avoid a world we we have to be returned to transphobic or outright unsafe parent households.

We have a month of rent, and while we are working on plans and reaching out to housing help, any help to pay side bills so main checks can be saved would be appreciated.

My partner cashapp since mine locked me out being weird: @.stalefrybasket

Goal is 250 if we can swing that much to cover power bill, phone bills (needed for job calls).

If you can't share a boost is appreciated.

$0/250

[gettinontopic]

$20/250 Thank you so much to everyone whos shared.

No donation is too small in these hard times and even a little goes a long way

[sparrowsong-7]

For the love of God please help this broke trans girl.

Look, rent is due again and I'm short $275. Thankfully if I can just pay this I'll be fine, but the issue is getting it paid.

I'm fine on food and groceries because of SNAP, but I'm afraid of getting hit with late fees or worse from my apartment complex.

Go to paypal.me/MelanieFrayMiles and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

If you can help, I'd love you forever, and even if you can't and can only share this I'll still love you forever.

[nyancrimew]

[failchild]

pentiment + posts

[lesbianshepard]

on my "don't walk to metlife" post I kept seeing people say that drivers would "bergentruck" pedestrians on the turnpike and it turns out that that's a reference to an Undertale meme where a character purposefully runs over people, but the portion of the jersey turnpike that goes to metlife is bergen county, and I had just instantly accepted that there was a term specifically referring to jersey drivers from there. I didn't even question it. Neither would you, if you had ever driven there.

[lesbianshepard]

posters: if you try to walk on the jersey turnpike they will bergentruck you without hesitation.

me, unfamiliar with undertale memes, but familiar with driving through north jersey: fuckin yeah they will.

[quietwingsinthesky]

do you think bowser ever gets anxious after kidnapping peach again that he went too far this time and he calls mario up in the middle of the night to make sure they’re still on for tennis and gokarting next weekend

[quietwingsinthesky]

painstakingly dialing mario’s landline on a comically small telephone only for luigi to pick up instead and he has to ask him to put his brother on the phone. not that luigi isn’t part of weekend plans, but like this is really more of a mario & bowser situation and it’d be rude to drag his brother into it if there’s a problem. so anyway then luigi puts the receiver down to go get his brother and bowser sits there tapping his claws on his table and this is agony, actually, he shouldn’t have called at all, it’s late enough at his castle so it has to be even later over in the mushroom kingdom. but just as he’s about to put the phone down, mario answers all chipper—mario mario speaking, who’s-a calling? which is a ridiculous question because there’s no way luigi didn’t already tell him.—and bowser has to ask him. look, mario, i know i dangled peach in a bird cage over a pit of lava the other day, and when you showed up, i let my son throw giant flaming hammers at you, and there’s no hard feelings about that, right? and there’s a few seconds of silence before mario laughs and reassures him it’s all in the day’s work of a plumber, an explanation bowser has never thought to really question since he only knows two plumbers and it does all seem pretty in their wheelhouse. and then he’s embarrassed for worrying so much so he tries to end the call quickly, but mario just ribs him about how badly he’s going to lose the next race, and then he starts asking bowser how junior is, and does bowser want any of the leftovers since he and luigi really do cook way too much for two, be a shame to let it go to waste. and by the time bowser manages to hang up, this has gone from leftovers into him and junior and the koopalings all being invited over to the mario household for dinner, so long as they don’t park their airship on the front lawn and leave the cannons at home.

[quietwingsinthesky]

op approved tags. you’re the only person here who sees my vision

[boringkate]

TV shows don't have embarrassingly forced PS3 or PlayStation Vita product placements anymore. An obvious sign of cultural decline. Don't let anyone convince you that it's "because Sony doesn't make those anymore."

[boringkate]

HRT doesn't care if you're innately trans. HRT doesn't care how you define womanhood. HRT doesn't care if you're taking it for the right reason or for no reason. HRT doesn't care if you're a gooner or a saint. It'll make your skin soft, your nips puffy, and your loads watery either way.

[stonerparty]

[yorickalas]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

i love when sandwiches are like "the pickles were there. they didn't change anything. they didn't save anyone. there were just too many forces against them. but it still matters that the pickles were there."

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

even when i fucking askED FOR NO PICKLES

[darthmiho]

My mom once said something similar about including bacon in a batch of chili. You probably won't notice it's inclusion but your palate *will* notice it's absence. Salty, smoky, porky, umami undertones. That's why you add bacon to your chili

[watercolormagicalgirl]

portal turrets were so ahead of their time actually because they’re autistic lil robogirlies who are ever so slightly chuuni and they’re adorable and polite and even though they could kill you in 10 seconds they’re incredible instant-lossbait and they go ahahaha >:3c and aaaa-auuu D: and awawawawa @_@ and other such noises

[dusk-of-coomacile]

tonight c'est le show au cégep

[catasters]

[evtrained]

"Chilchuck would hate Frodo" bullshit, Chilchuck would be super fucking intensely protective of Frodo Baggins.

The ring you got for your inheritance turned out to be CURSED? And you VOLUNTEERED to WALK HUNDREDS of MILES to destroy it!? And when you got stabbed by a monster blade, the ELVES TOOK YOU AWAY FOR MONTHS and you THANKED THEM!?

No. No, I'm your father now, kid. You're joining a union, I'm negotiating your back pay for that trip. And your ongoing medical treatment, and I'm getting you EXTRA for mental anguish. Oh, the elves are offering to take you to some mysterious continent off in the West as recompense? Let's find out how many of these obscure cuss words they can decipher.

[holmsister]

I agree with this post but also I have just been hit with the startling realisation that Chilchuck is who the dwarves thought they were hiring when they went to pick up Bilbo and now I desperately want to read *that* version of The Hobbit

[userblorbo]

Caity Lotz as Sara Lance DC's Legends of Tomorrow | Camelot/3000

[faustandfurious]

Sauron: “I like your Silmarils”

Morgoth: “Thanks, I stole them from the president”

[samwisegamwise]

hold on i have to read the Silmarillion real quick

[samwisegamwise]

yeah this is funny

[faustandfurious]

braver than any US marine

[regicide1997]

I love the new timestamp feature. Instantly see that it did indeed take nearly a month to reply.