they speak English in "What"?

to all my friends, no more drunk faxing, this is the year i grow up.

[huskyhuddle]

hi its me, an adult, i still havent done my taxes

avoid avoid avoid avoid

if u avoid responsibilities its almost like u dont have them!

[mygermanshepherd]

I don’t know why I keep putting it off because it takes like no time to get them done yet I always end up doing them last minute

[darwinopterus]

basically every straight man mistakes “sexism is a thing.” for “is sexism a thing?” and tries to debate it.

we aren’t asking you, fuckasses. we’re telling you.

[devilduck]

[archiemcphee]

Even anthropomorphic fish know that brains are beautiful. 

devilduck

Lady fish smoking a cigarette in a holder requests that you not bait her, but to start usin’ your thinker.  #GoodAdvice

[wingkink]

@ everyone saying it wasn’t a UFO

1) it’s unsure what it was 2) it flew 3) what the fuck do you think UFO stands for

[princesschumbucket]

NEW FAVORITE POST

[fujiwaranomokou]

#anything can be a ufo if youre bad enough at identifying things

[asongofcaffeineandinsomnia]

Grad school hacks #012

Shouting “fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck” and angrily shaking your fist at the sky doesn’t actually help.

[smudgedup]

dying wish

[qoa]

Tina, Beyoncé, and Blue at the 2017 Grammys

[styleisstyle]

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[progressivefriends]

This happened. 

[thebibliosphere]

The international space station willing to make sacrifices none else would. That is some Star Trek level of tolerance.

[deliriumsetin]

Either that or they plan to push him out an airlock when no ones looking…

[thebibliosphere]

Still counts.

[dinoscully]

SNL telling Donald Trump exactly what the entire world is thinking.

[localstarboy]

Trump is so bad that SATANISTS are protesting him. Devil worshipers are trying to protect us from this man lmao this real life

[lexxgotthejuice]

Lmaooo yo this seemed so unreal

[wlwoc]

you’re not a bad person if you can’t protest due to accessibility, physical disability, neurodivergency, lack of transportation, an unsafe environment, needing to work, fear of violence, the people around you, or any other issue that would put you in danger. (this goes especially for poc.)

[teesadutta]

12.6.16

Stephen and Joe have a family meeting.

[bidenmemes]

<3

[wowdanascully]

[darwinopterus]

men are garbage. like. basically all of them are garbage. there are like...maybe a dozen in the entire world that aren’t garbage.

[lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks]

concept: woman makes deal with demon to have it’s child in exchange for eternal life or some shit

woman then makes deal with witch and offers her first born for like, riches or something

woman dumps demon baby on witch, absconds with her winnings and leaves witch and demon fighting for custody

half demon baby grows up learning magic and visiting hell on weekends and every second christmas

[sepulchritude]

does the woman act as a sort of vodka aunt who shows up sometimes to teach the child how to work the system?

“here you go timmy, have a new xbox. this year I’m going to teach you the ins and outs of magical tax evasion”

[lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks]

SHE DOES NOW

[arabellesicardi]

[gredta]