Relevant XKCD: https://xkcd.com/2609/
theres ALWAYS a relevant XKCD for everything huh
sheepfilms
Claire Keane
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
almost home

blake kathryn

Discoholic 🪩
Cosmic Funnies
Cosimo Galluzzi

ellievsbear
$LAYYYTER
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Product Placement
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

roma★
Mike Driver

@theartofmadeline
Game of Thrones Daily
Keni
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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@dasfuenf
Relevant XKCD: https://xkcd.com/2609/
theres ALWAYS a relevant XKCD for everything huh
clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after
clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling
ignore my subpar editing skills. i felt like this was a necessary edition. they are transmasc transfem solidarity
This piece has been rotting in my art folder for months now and I finally figured out how I Wanted to color/render Dinraal.
I want to make a piece for each of the dragons, so consider this part 1 of the set.
Me and mom learned new English word.
Wow…This is probably the most famous posts on my Tumblr lol.
This is what I drew after this situation 👇
how it's feeling rn
“bend over” “bend what? over”
I hate this place
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The TikTok Team is back again with a Tag Wrangler Hear Me Out Cake.
(YouTube link)
Did you want the recipe? Bc now this exists
https://archiveofourown.org/works/86327351
Do you think Michael Crichton had a deep-seated hatred of theme parks because he was too tall for all the rides?
Yes.
[tumblr] is a flat circle.
Damn, it sure is huh
We should do this more on this website.
Person 1: -posts-
Person 2: -pulls out the historical documents-
I have been brought before the scriptures and my heresies found canonical.
I accept the judgement "unoriginal" and "should have looked it up first" but, in my inadequate defence, Tumblr's search function does fucking suck.
Defense found perfectly cromulent. Let Baddywronglegs free, and let no mark be against said blog.
"I have been brought before the scriptures and my heresies found canonical" is an all-time banger line.
“Because the truth is, tech doesn’t have an image problem. It doesn’t have a message problem. It has an intention problem. What’s wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasn’t successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. What’s wrong is that he’s trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product that’s designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isn’t that you haven’t told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them.”
— The 40 Most Rage-Inducing Problems in Tech
i'm coming out as the world's only Roderick Steele fan @vexwerewolf
OH NO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
(for real this is good though)
Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi
those are his hooves you bitch
happy 10 years of those are his hooves you bitch
why the FUCK am i still on here
[ID: Image one is a photo of Lil Wayne in a pool at a party. He is wearing socks, which underwater look very much like hooves.
Image two is a gif of the Ninth Doctor from Doctor Who shouting joyously, “Just this once, everybody lives!” End ID]
translation matrix for dealing with hounds:
'make me': I want this
'I need to punch something': I'm stressed and need walkies
'piss off': never leave me
'I'm going to kill you': thank you for the compliment
'I'm not a fucking dog': put a muzzle on me ASAP
'fuck you': I love you
'fuck me yourself': I love you too
missed some:
'I don't need a handler': I'm a lost puppy
'I'm the fucking best': I'm completely pathetic
'I don't need your approval': please like me
'I hate you': I need you more than anything in the world
Where'd you sit on this 10hs flight?
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Getting up for the bathroom and coming back to a new seat every 30 minutes