Scaredy Cat.

Your local nerd, basically blind, scared shitless, locker dwelling, lacking pizazz, leader wannabe. ( Dwight Fairfield ask/ rp blog. ) [ no hate zone. ]

[incorrectdbd]

Susie: I’m kinda cold…

Joey: Here, take my jacket.

Julie: I’m cold too.

Frank: Well, damn it, Julie, I can’t control the weather.

[dbd-shit-edits]

What do you think he‘s listening to?

[dashingdwight]

ABBA

[the-local-apothecary]

“You’re still living? Dear God.”

“Dwight, I’m immortal, of course I’m alive”

//Heyo!

[dashingdwight]

“Well, then that’s a shame.”

(Howdy dooooo.)

[the-local-apothecary]

“Such a spunk in you today, what happened to the coward we know and love so much?”

[dashingdwight]

“He’s clearly long gone!”

…

“Or is he.”

[the-local-apothecary]

“…what? That wasn’t a serious question..”

[dashingdwight]

“So?”

[the-local-apothecary]

*internal screaming*

“Good god, you went from being scared of everything to just annoying..”

[dashingdwight]

“HEY, watch your mouth! Just because I’m annoying doesn’t mean I don’t have FEELINGS! Don’t make me get the bug repellent.”

[the-local-apothecary]

“Dwight….for fuck’s sake…we’ve been over this. Bug spray isn’t gonna work and we both know that already..”

[dashingdwight]

“Maybe you’re just saying that knowing it’s gonna work but trying to trick me to think it’s not!?”

*sprays bug killer in his face*

[the-local-apothecary]

*The bug spray does literally nothing but sting his face a little*

“I hate you so much..”

[dashingdwight]

“YOU TAKE THAT BACK, GRAMPS!”

[the-local-apothecary]

[dashingdwight]

[paendorus-blog]

EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO REBLOGS THIS WILL GET THE FOLLOWING IN THEIR INBOX.

A BRIEF ORIGIN STORY

A SUPERPOWER OR THREE, MAYBE FOUR DEPENDING

A SUPERHERO OR VILLAIN NAME

YOU MIGHT ALSO GET AN ARCHNEMESIS WHO HAS REBLOGGED THIS ALREADY

AND YES I MEAN EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO REBLOGS THIS.

[the-local-apothecary]

“You’re still living? Dear God.”

“Dwight, I’m immortal, of course I’m alive”

//Heyo!

[dashingdwight]

“Well, then that’s a shame.”

(Howdy dooooo.)

[the-local-apothecary]

“Such a spunk in you today, what happened to the coward we know and love so much?”

[dashingdwight]

“He’s clearly long gone!”

…

“Or is he.”

[the-local-apothecary]

“…what? That wasn’t a serious question..”

[dashingdwight]

“So?”

[the-local-apothecary]

*internal screaming*

“Good god, you went from being scared of everything to just annoying..”

[dashingdwight]

“HEY, watch your mouth! Just because I’m annoying doesn’t mean I don’t have FEELINGS! Don’t make me get the bug repellent.”

[the-local-apothecary]

“Dwight….for fuck’s sake…we’ve been over this. Bug spray isn’t gonna work and we both know that already..”

[dashingdwight]

“Maybe you’re just saying that knowing it’s gonna work but trying to trick me to think it’s not!?”

*sprays bug killer in his face*

[the-local-apothecary]

*The bug spray does literally nothing but sting his face a little*

“I hate you so much..”

[dashingdwight]

“YOU TAKE THAT BACK, GRAMPS!”

[the-local-apothecary]

“You’re still living? Dear God.”

“Dwight, I’m immortal, of course I’m alive”

//Heyo!

[dashingdwight]

“Well, then that’s a shame.”

(Howdy dooooo.)

[the-local-apothecary]

“Such a spunk in you today, what happened to the coward we know and love so much?”

[dashingdwight]

“He’s clearly long gone!”

…

“Or is he.”

[the-local-apothecary]

“…what? That wasn’t a serious question..”

[dashingdwight]

“So?”

[the-local-apothecary]

*internal screaming*

“Good god, you went from being scared of everything to just annoying..”

[dashingdwight]

“HEY, watch your mouth! Just because I’m annoying doesn’t mean I don’t have FEELINGS! Don’t make me get the bug repellent.”

[the-local-apothecary]

“Dwight….for fuck’s sake…we’ve been over this. Bug spray isn’t gonna work and we both know that already..”

[dashingdwight]

“Maybe you’re just saying that knowing it’s gonna work but trying to trick me to think it’s not!?”

*sprays bug killer in his face*

[the-local-apothecary]

“You’re still living? Dear God.”

“Dwight, I’m immortal, of course I’m alive”

//Heyo!

[dashingdwight]

“Well, then that’s a shame.”

(Howdy dooooo.)

[the-local-apothecary]

“Such a spunk in you today, what happened to the coward we know and love so much?”

[dashingdwight]

“He’s clearly long gone!”

…

“Or is he.”

[the-local-apothecary]

“…what? That wasn’t a serious question..”

[dashingdwight]

“So?”

[the-local-apothecary]

*internal screaming*

“Good god, you went from being scared of everything to just annoying..”

[dashingdwight]

“HEY, watch your mouth! Just because I’m annoying doesn’t mean I don’t have FEELINGS! Don’t make me get the bug repellent.”

[the-local-apothecary]

“You’re still living? Dear God.”

“Dwight, I’m immortal, of course I’m alive”

//Heyo!

[dashingdwight]

“Well, then that’s a shame.”

(Howdy dooooo.)

[the-local-apothecary]

“Such a spunk in you today, what happened to the coward we know and love so much?”

[dashingdwight]

“He’s clearly long gone!”

…

“Or is he.”

[the-local-apothecary]

“…what? That wasn’t a serious question..”

[dashingdwight]

“So?”

[the-local-apothecary]

“You’re still living? Dear God.”

“Dwight, I’m immortal, of course I’m alive”

//Heyo!

[dashingdwight]

“Well, then that’s a shame.”

(Howdy dooooo.)

[the-local-apothecary]

“Such a spunk in you today, what happened to the coward we know and love so much?”

[tigricappucchino]

// @dashingdwight heyyy! Missed you! :D

[dashingdwight]

( @tigricappucchino AW! Missed you too! )

[the-local-apothecary]

“You’re still living? Dear God.”

“Dwight, I’m immortal, of course I’m alive”

//Heyo!

[dashingdwight]

“Well, then that’s a shame.”

(Howdy dooooo.)

[the-local-apothecary]

“Such a spunk in you today, what happened to the coward we know and love so much?”

[dashingdwight]

“He’s clearly long gone!”

...

“Or is he.”

[the-local-apothecary]

“You’re still living? Dear God.”

“Dwight, I’m immortal, of course I’m alive”

//Heyo!

[dashingdwight]

“Well, then that’s a shame.”

(Howdy dooooo.)

[dashingdwight]

“Is anyone alive out there?”

[dashingdwight]

((Debating on deleting this account and creating a multiple oc/dbd rp one. Decisions. Decision.))

[the-local-apothecary]

Dear Spider-Man, would you happen to be accepting interns?

“Maybe, however, the first step to employment is not calling me ‘spider-man’. I am not a man in red and blue spandex..”

[tigricappucchino]

// lol!

[tigricappucchino]

- @thrassiuskourviaul @ask-entity

*cough* he DOES have a red and blue spidey suit in his closet which he wears at least once out of the blue. Like the last time he had too much alcohol and drugs…

[the-local-apothecary]

“I will send you to the vet, that was planted there a d you know it”

[tigricappucchino]

- @ask-entity

*cough* I blame the geek @dashingdwight or that trickster….

[the-local-apothecary]

“I am going to kill them”

[dashingdwight]

“DO IT.”

[the-local-apothecary]

*One of the Entity’s let’s go straight through Dwight’s back*

[dashingdwight]

“I. Didn’t. Really. Mean. It. You. Fucking. Dick.”

[the-local-apothecary]

“Oh well”

[dashingdwight]

“Don’t make me get the newspaper. GO BACK TO YOUR CAT!”

[the-local-apothecary]

“Little arms like yours went even lift a newspaper that would he big enough to do any real damage”

[tigricappucchino]

*hears commotion and runs to it seeing its dwight and her master*

[the-local-apothecary]

“Bite him”

[dashingdwight]

*throws chair at him*

KRUSTY KRAB IS UNFAIR¡

MR. GRAMPS IS IN THERE!

STANDING AT THE CONCESSION!!

PLOTTING HIS OPPRESSION!!!

[the-local-apothecary]

*He gets hit by the chair but doesn’t get hurt just surprised*

“JESUS FUCK”

[dashingdwight]

“You deserved it.”

[the-local-apothecary]

“WHERE DID YOU GET A CHAIR?”

[dashingdwight]

“There are chairs everywhere, grandpa.”

[the-local-apothecary]

[dashingdwight]

[dashingdwight]

I was playing dbd on ps4 and I just came across someone with the name fatassmyers and it just brought me so much joy 😂👏🏻

[the-local-apothecary]

Dear Spider-Man, would you happen to be accepting interns?

“Maybe, however, the first step to employment is not calling me ‘spider-man’. I am not a man in red and blue spandex..”

[tigricappucchino]

// lol!

[tigricappucchino]

- @thrassiuskourviaul @ask-entity

*cough* he DOES have a red and blue spidey suit in his closet which he wears at least once out of the blue. Like the last time he had too much alcohol and drugs…

[the-local-apothecary]

“I will send you to the vet, that was planted there a d you know it”

[tigricappucchino]

- @ask-entity

*cough* I blame the geek @dashingdwight or that trickster….

[the-local-apothecary]

“I am going to kill them”

[dashingdwight]

“DO IT.”

[the-local-apothecary]

*One of the Entity’s let’s go straight through Dwight’s back*

[dashingdwight]

“I. Didn’t. Really. Mean. It. You. Fucking. Dick.”

[the-local-apothecary]

“Oh well”

[dashingdwight]

“Don’t make me get the newspaper. GO BACK TO YOUR CAT!”

[the-local-apothecary]

“Little arms like yours went even lift a newspaper that would he big enough to do any real damage”

[tigricappucchino]

*hears commotion and runs to it seeing its dwight and her master*

[the-local-apothecary]

“Bite him”

[dashingdwight]

*throws chair at him*

KRUSTY KRAB IS UNFAIR¡

MR. GRAMPS IS IN THERE!

STANDING AT THE CONCESSION!!

PLOTTING HIS OPPRESSION!!!

[the-local-apothecary]

*He gets hit by the chair but doesn’t get hurt just surprised*

“JESUS FUCK”

[dashingdwight]

“You deserved it.”

[the-local-apothecary]

“WHERE DID YOU GET A CHAIR?”

[dashingdwight]

“There are chairs everywhere, grandpa.”

[the-local-apothecary]

Dear Spider-Man, would you happen to be accepting interns?

“Maybe, however, the first step to employment is not calling me ‘spider-man’. I am not a man in red and blue spandex..”

[tigricappucchino]

// lol!

[tigricappucchino]

- @thrassiuskourviaul @ask-entity

*cough* he DOES have a red and blue spidey suit in his closet which he wears at least once out of the blue. Like the last time he had too much alcohol and drugs…

[the-local-apothecary]

“I will send you to the vet, that was planted there a d you know it”

[tigricappucchino]

- @ask-entity

*cough* I blame the geek @dashingdwight or that trickster….

[the-local-apothecary]

“I am going to kill them”

[dashingdwight]

“DO IT.”

[the-local-apothecary]

*One of the Entity’s let’s go straight through Dwight’s back*

[dashingdwight]

“I. Didn’t. Really. Mean. It. You. Fucking. Dick.”

[the-local-apothecary]

“Oh well”

[dashingdwight]

“Don’t make me get the newspaper. GO BACK TO YOUR CAT!”

[the-local-apothecary]

“Little arms like yours went even lift a newspaper that would he big enough to do any real damage”

[tigricappucchino]

*hears commotion and runs to it seeing its dwight and her master*

[the-local-apothecary]

“Bite him”

[dashingdwight]

*throws chair at him*

KRUSTY KRAB IS UNFAIR¡

MR. GRAMPS IS IN THERE!

STANDING AT THE CONCESSION!!

PLOTTING HIS OPPRESSION!!!

[the-local-apothecary]

*He gets hit by the chair but doesn’t get hurt just surprised*

“JESUS FUCK”

[dashingdwight]

“You deserved it.”