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Excellent advice! Passing it along~
In case y'all didnât know.
also never bind with bandages or tape!!!! never ever ever!!!
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Important Information For My Guise & NB People Who Bind
Excellent advice! Passing it along~
In case y'all didnât know.
also never bind with bandages or tape!!!! never ever ever!!!
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make america again. just make it again. letâs start over completely. we had a good run but itâs time to hit the reset button and try again
some thoughts for america 2.0:
national anthem is gasolina
no founding fathers whatsoever but maybe we give dwayne the rock johnson a mountain statue or two
letâs do way, way less genocide this time. im thinking definitely like 0% of the genocide from the last time, that seems good
maybe more holidays about dogs
Chris Rock is by far the most woke comedian #OscarsSoWhite
This is it right here folks!!!
I got so scared but he stayed true
We definitely need nicer white people.
YOU BETTA GO TF AWF HE HIT THAT TOPIC RIGHT ON THE NAIL!!!!
I know it's fashionable to hate shakespeare for being a white cis male shitlord but calling his work trashy just displays your ignorance. there are reasons he still gets studied in school hundreds of years later. the man basically invented the english language as we speak it today.
I donât hate Shakespeare.Â
I love Shakespeare.Â
In my opinion, the greatest disservice anyone can do to his work is to elevate it to some kind of highbrow high art literary thing. The reason heâs studied today is that his plays endured (plus or minus some changes in fashion over the centuries), and the reason his plays endured is because they were popular, and the reason his plays were popular is because he crammed them full of stuff that people wanted; i.e., lots of jokes focusing on the less refined features of the human anatomy and the things they get up to.
Perhaps youâve had it explained to you that Hamletâs talk of âcountry mattersâ was an uncouth pun, and his reply in the same conversation of ânothingâ was a similar reference. Did you think that was a one-off thing?Â
If youâre aware that ânothingâ was a euphemism for the vulva in Shakespeareâs England, have you ever stopped to marvel at the sheer audacity, the sheer brass somethings that a man would have to have to name a play Much Ado About Nothing?
Translate that into modern-modern English, and youâd get something like Everybodyâs Up In Arms About Pussy. Though youâd lose the pun on ânothing/notingâ in doing so⌠yes, thatâs how far from highbrow Shakespeare is. He made the title of his play a triple pun.
And yes, Much Ado is not one of the Bardâs more serious works to begin with⌠but then, what is? We divide Shakespeareâs plays up into tragedies and comedies based on the dramatic convention of which ones have a happy ending versus a sad one, but they are all comedies in the modern sense of âthings you go to expecting to laughâ. The country/nothing lines come from Hamlet. Heck, Hamlet is hilarious throughout. Any scene with Polonius in it is guaranteed to be comedy gold.Â
Of course, the people who want to call Shakespeare highbrow are probably the people who quote him in all blustering sincerity when he says âto thine own self be trueâ⌠or funnier still, when they paraphrase him as saying that âbrevity is the soul of witâ.
Of course, hands down, my favorite bit in Hamlet is when heâs giving instructions to the players that basically amount to William Shakespeare pre-emptively bringing up every stereotype of Serious Shakespearean Acting we have today and saying, âThis. This thing. Do not do this thing.â
Anyway, letâs talk about the idea that he âinvented the English languageâ; e.g., he created so many hundreds of new words. Okay, well, first of all, we donât know how many he invented. We just know there are words and usages of words for which the texts of his plays are the earliest surviving example. The thing is, all those words evidently made sense to his audience.
Thereâs a post that goes around Tumblr listing some of the words credited to Shakespeare, and one of them is âelbowâ. The commentary attached to this post basically boggles over the idea that nobody in the English world had a name for âthe bendy part of an armâ until an actor gets up on stage and says âelbowâ, and everybodyâs like, âOh, yeah, thatâs what it is.â
Except it didnât happen like that. The noun elbow isnât what is attributed to Shakespeare; the verb to elbow (as in âelbowing someone asideâ) is. His character took a noun and used it to describe an action. Thatâs not a highbrow creation of language as some sort of received wisdom handed down from authority. Thatâs naturalistic language use.Â
Even if he was the first person to describe the act of âelbowing someoneâ, it caught on because it worked, because it made sense to vernacular speakers of English.Â
So many of his words fit this model: they are butchered foreign words, they are slangy applications of English words, they are colorful metaphors or synecdoches. In short, he was writing in what we call âBuffyspeakâ. If he had an unusual talent for doing it memorably, it still ultimately worked because it reflected the language of the time.
This is your daily reminder that âsome are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon themâ is a dick joke.
When you stop petting your cat and it does the thing.
this is why I love this joke:
Jesus was fond of telling his followers not to worry about how theyâd afford food tomorrow because God would provide. But Jesus told them this while handing out free bread and encouraging them to help people who were in need, making them the outlet through which God would provide for others
My mother was a waitress, we live in an area that has a lot of Christians and people would often stiff her on tips. Instead theyâd leave a pamphlet with quotes from Jesus saying not to worry because God would provide
Jesusâ message was never that God would magically put food on peopleâs tables. God would provide opportunities to help each other, like the boat captains offering to help the dying man. That only works if people actually help each other
When I first heard this joke as a teenager I laughed at the guy who didnât take the help that was offered to him. As an adult, I think of all the Christian politicians who vote against food stamps and I want to tell them âYou were the boat captain but you steered away from the man in need instead of offering him help. Is that really what God wanted you to do?â
Opportunity. Recognize it.
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Hereâs your stern and serious reminder that no matter what tumblr tries to tell you, if you are under the age of eighteen, you absolutely cannot take nudes of yourself. You canât even take them and keep them on your phone. It counts as child porn. You could be arrested. Anyone you send them to could be arrested. Your parents could be arrested if theyâre the ones paying for the phone. I donât care how many people try to make it seem like body positivity.Â
It has nothing to do with body positivity.
Itâs a felony.Â
Donât do it.
I looked this up, just to get a source on it.
âThough their laws were created to protect minors from exploitation caused by others, states are prosecuting minors under child pornography statutes for sending nude or otherwise lurid self-portraits, even when the minors sent the selfies without coercion. The common quirk in the laws is that there is no exception for taking or distributing sexually explicit pictures of oneself. Thus, a high school student sending a racy seflie to a boyfriend or girlfriend could subject both themselves and the receiver to prosecution for child pornography. If the picture makes its way around other social circles through online or direct sharing, anyone who received or distributed the photo could also find themselves open to charges.â
http://criminal.findlaw.com/criminal-charges/child-pornography-and-selfiesâwhat-you-need-to-know.html
The OP is 100% correct. If you are under 18, any nude picture of youâeven selfiesâcounts as child porn.
Donât do it.
This whole âwho cares if youâre under 18! Take nudes of yourself and be proud of your sexuality as âyoung adultsââ was 100% started by pedophiles.
But sending photos to your partner, even if youâre both the same age, is ILLEGAL. Itâs not worth it. Donât do it.