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Screw

Mia: *Stabs Ethan's hand with a screw* Ethan: Baby stop screwing around, it's ruining our marriage.

#re7 #resident evil #re7 mia #ethan winters #the baker family

Choices

Zoe: Hoe don't do it Ethan: *Chooses to cure Mia* Zoe: Oh my god

#re7 #resident evil #resident evil 7 #resident evil biohazard #ethan winters #mia winters #zoe baker #baker family

Dinner

Jack: You thought you could just slip out before dinner was done?

Ethan: Bitch if you tried the food, you'll be leaving too

#re7 #resident evil #resident evil biohazard #ethan winters #baker family

Deputy: Now calm down

Ethan: Bitch don't tell me to calm down, I don't want to be part of this family

#resident evil #resident evil biohazard #resident evil 7 #ethan winters

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Anonymous

Eveline: Why does everyone hate me? Me: Because you're a little shit now go in the corner and think about what you have done

#resident evil #resident evil 7 #ethan winters

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iconic

THIS GAME

#help me #oh god #why just why #horse prince #uma prince

V's Route

If V was in Fifty Shades of Grey it would be called Fifty Shades of Blind.

#mystic messenger #v mystic messenger #unfunny #please #forgive me #i dont even know anymore #just imagine

Fire

Jack: *Is hunting with the other kids* Wait I sense something Ralph: *Jumps out of the bushes screeching* WHERE IS MY FIRE YOU LITTLE SHIT

#lord of the flies #lotf #lotf jack #lotf ralph

Conch part 2

Jack: I NEED MORE MEAT DAMNIT Ralph: *Chucks the conch at Jack* Shut the fuck up Jack

#lord of the flies #jack merridew #lotf #lotf ralph

Conch

Ralph: I got something to say.. Jack: What is it? Ralph: *Gets in one knee* Jack: oh my god Ralph: Will you start following the rules shithead?! Jack: I want my fucking meat

#lord of the flies #ralph #jack merridew #jalph

Rules

Ralph: What is your opinions on rules Jack: I don't need any rules, I need meat and fuck fires Ralph: *Throws the breadsticks at the fireplace* I gotta go

#lord of the flies #jalph #bread meme

What if..

Piggy: I have something to say Jack: Shut up fatty Piggy: *Takes a deep breath* Listen here you little shit

#lord of the flies #piggy #jack merridew

Fire

Ralph when he looks or even hears fire Raplh: oh yeah that's the shit, give me more of those flames. That fire better be roasting..

#lord of the flies #im sorry #i had to #im really sorry

TRIGGERED

Raplh: Why did you let the fire out?! Jack: Fuck your fire, I gotta have that meat Raplh: TRIGGERED

#lord of the flies #lotf #jack merridew

hopehedgehog

Have a stephanie dab to go with the other one

also this face

all i need is a Robbie dab and the trinity would be complete. but he never does the MOVE right he always does it like half-assed hes not committed but maybe one day i’ll find the perfect dab

datboishinigami

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