Dat Harlequin Oni

Big Horns. Bigger tits. Autistic Transfemme Burgeoning Graphic Designer. Fan of Bionicle, Touhou and Transformers. Full-time Japanese Goburin

[datharlequinoni]

DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRAKA IS FREE

[datharlequinoni]

Velika: It is pride month, Heremus, you know what that means.

Heremus: What?

You want me to make a gay spirit robot?

[datharlequinoni]

Velika: It is pride month, Heremus, you know what that means.

Heremus: What?

You want me to make a gay spirit robot?

[datharlequinoni]

The biggest mistake media makes in Autistic representation is thinking the sci-fi analogue for us in terms of reasoning, logic and emotion would be the Vulcans from Star Trek when in actuality, it'd be the fucking Klingon.

[datharlequinoni]

NEW FROM BIONICLE:

How do I wash a 2003 #8593 Makuta with 199 pieces after I dropped it in the toilet

[1991series]

[crowisgone-deactivated20230422]

Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn’t know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they’re just store bought preshaped frozen patties from Ralph’s or Food 4 Less and while he’s cooking those the white mom comes out and says “okay kids, here’s some pizza!” And she pulls this out and starts telling the kids why its a “fun pizza” and then cries in her master bedroom when no one likes it or finishes it and the white dad is then consoling her why she sobs that she’s a terrible mother and ruined her fourth grade straight B+ sons birthday and thinks her kids hate her but they don’t care but she continues crying softly into her pillow while the children eat poorly cooked burgers with unmelted kraft singles and too much mayonnaise and the only other condiments are two pickles and pepper because the dad calls it his special burger with a secret spice but the spice was just pepper and the kids just keep playing E rated games on their Nintendo Wii while the 17 year old older sister starts cleaning the tragedy up and throwing away uneaten “fun pizza” and whole burgers dejected from the start while she dials Pizza Hut to get these kids an actual birthday lunch and the mother then throws a fit because the daughter did something the kids liked and she didn’t and was the only one making a huge deal out of it and the daughter was then grounded from her TV in her room for only two days and the son went to blow out the candles in his standard birthday cake from food 4 less the mom added strawberries to so she could feel she did something but was still slightly teary and sad because her day was ruined by no one wanting to eat her “fun pizza”

[ginger-snap-talkin-nonsense]

I think about fun pizza at least once a month

[whats-a-username]

darecrow where ever you are i hope you got some good pizza

[nightmareloki]

Visit Original Link

Schadenfreude

[nightmareloki]

Jebus christo, I forgot I posted this AGES ago…. It just suddenly got super popular and I am really confused, but it is a really good song, lol

[tf2heritageposts]

tf2 heritage post

[clovis-bray-ate-my-son]

they fucking killed destiny...just like that

[clovis-bray-ate-my-son]

" While our love for Destiny 2 has not changed, it has become clear that after The Final Shape, we have reached the time for our shared worlds, and Destiny, to live beyond Destiny 2."

there is no destiny 3

[datharlequinoni]

This is what happens with every live service game.

[clovis-bray-ate-my-son]

they fucking killed destiny...just like that

[clovis-bray-ate-my-son]

" While our love for Destiny 2 has not changed, it has become clear that after The Final Shape, we have reached the time for our shared worlds, and Destiny, to live beyond Destiny 2."

there is no destiny 3

[clovis-bray-ate-my-son]

they fucking killed destiny...just like that

[clovis-bray-ate-my-son]

" While our love for Destiny 2 has not changed, it has become clear that after The Final Shape, we have reached the time for our shared worlds, and Destiny, to live beyond Destiny 2."

there is no destiny 3

[herora-nuva]

Me af, and I'm not even sorry

[bioniclechicken]

This is every bionicle fan

[willgrahamscock]

“I would die for my kids” your children want an apology

[willgrahamscock]

your made up scenario isn’t real (shocker) and makes no difference when your kids are starving for your acknowledgment of the pain you caused them. you’re only performing the role of a good parent, without having to actually do any heavy lifting

[willgrahamscock]

80 notes in 5 minutes. jesus christ please apologize to your children save them from this pain

[datharlequinoni]

"Actually Goku and Chi-chi have a toxic relationship and Goku regularly abandons her and she only has children to-" Look at me son. Look at me. This isn't my first rodeo son. I've been there for every fandom discourse imaginable over the last fucking 20 years. I was there for some of the biggest and worst shipping wars imaginable. I've seen plenty of folks like you and every time it's the same fucking shit. This is bad faith. Just fucking say you're gay as hell for Goku and Vegeta, okay? Just fucking say it. You're a fucking Vegeta x Goku shipper and you're mad that Toriyama didn't make your bromance canon. That's all it is, we all see it, come the fuck on, son.

It's okay, we all understand your desire to see those two engage in vigorous manly sweaty buttsex and orgasm while going super saiyan, it's a perfectly understandable emotion. But go like, look up the tags on g.e-hentai or something like a normal fucking person. Literally nothing gayer than a fan of a cartoon trying to prove a canon romance is problematic, actually.

[beardedmrbean]

[disgruntled-foreign-patriarch]

Dude was trying to self-domesticate again

[uncle-beanbag-mojave]

[datharlequinoni]

Is there a term for starting a post or video like this

[veggieblt]

Visit Original Link

[exclamationpointman]

HOOOOOOLY SHIT I FOUND IT

[nyanberry]

[toakiora]

Max's Self-Moc: Renn, Destiny Defiant

Renn was captivated by The Scion's vision: a dark, quiet, gentle world free from the shackles of The Three Virtues. She joined The Scion in their mission, betraying her bretheren, forgoing The Mantle of Toa. In time, Renn developed a deep infatuation with The Scion, one which would later give way to a bond far greater.

On that fateful day, when the forces of The Scion and the Toa Akota faced each other for the final time, Renn, with the aid of The Sons of The Scion, had felled all but one of the toa.

Nadine, the Toa of Light, had reached the ritual chamber and gravely wounded The Scion. Nevertheless, Nadine was too late, and The Three Virtues were cast out of their realm. This awoken The Great Spirit, whose retreat to the stars would tear the land asunder.

As the world crumbled around them, Renn watched as Nadine struck down her beloved Scion, casting their body into the depths beneath the shattering island. Nadine, now on the brink of death, was helpless as the wrathful Renn brought her life to an end.

Since then, many centuries have passed, and the world lay a shattered shell of its former self. Whispers among the akotan tell of a lone toa who wanders the land endlessly in search of her long-lost beloved.