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Hello. Reblogging RLM, BIONICLE and other stuff I hyperfixate over

[meemiaddiktio]

fast fashion vs nopee fashion

[laterkiss]

i have this deadly sickness called remembering

[laterkiss]

don't even remember posting this

[jonathanssweatercollection]

loving the lord of the rings so far

[handmed0wnart]

[carnelianfoxx]

person looking at a bionicle: wow that’s a scary robot. they look very intense. riding on lava? giant weapons? scowls on their faces? is this supposed to be appealing?

me: pointing at tahu h e is mmy. friend :)

[incorrectskyrimquotes]

It's been probably a decade since I've played oblivion but why does everyone want to romance martin

[incorrectskyrimquotes]

[jaybaumansbuzzcut]

we irritating

[lustcannibalism]

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

[lustcannibalism]

there is a world out there I can’t comprehend

[typecasto]

behold, context

[toweringclam]

[etirabys]

can anyone find me that mesopotamian clay tablet telling you to marry a party girl because she'll bring you joy

[mentalwires]

It's from the "Maxims of Ptahhotep", purportedly written by a 96-year-old vizier to pass on his wisdom to his son:

If you marry a good-time girl

A joyful woman known to her town,

If she is wayward,

and revels in the moment,

do not reject her, but instead let her enjoy;

joyfulness is what marks calm water.

[etirabys]

yay ty. Between the above and the links in the mentions we have 3 translations total

[fatsexybitch]

Happy Wife Happy Life is 4.5k years old

[assortedinsanities]

Other sites also have the "Does anyone have this image?" posts, but only on tumblr you'll find "Does anyone have that mesopotamien clay tablet?" posts.

[largishcat]

i forgot to post this but which one of you lame ass nerds works at my dentists old office

[recklessmoss]

WEEE!! WEEEE!!! WEEE!!! YAYYY!! YIPPIE! WAHOO! AWAWAWA!!! WEE WEE WAA WAA WAA! ZWEEM !! BABABABA! YAHOOO WEE YAY WYEE !! WEWEWEE!!

[dragimal]

[str0kethebigtree-deactivated202]

[siren-the-gryphon]

[just-rhys-things]

Forward-facing eyes means they’re predators now

[bizarreshark]

[babyanimalgifs]

[archivedbarfblog]

1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPIN

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

🎶Birdy with the loud steps! Noisy talons!🎵

[pascal-0840]

I love grindr images like this, they're so awesome sauced

[stumupm]

[cornfield-cryptid]

[denerim-jeans]

[helpeverythingiscats]

[cptjingo]

Time well wasted.

[jessebloom]

i hate when top wildlife predators are just lil babies teeny tiny babies

[ashyfurz]

[bat-demon]

. that is a serial killer

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

More from the notes:

[vexwerewolf]

I love this post

[karifaevt]

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch