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goldfootedfool sideblog. lots of videos, dragon age, fallout, and memes. blog under construction

[spyingbull]

im edgar, i just remade, n ill be yer cowboy mutual yeehaw 

☆ links ☆

[mynoey101]

So we know that normally trainers start at age 10 in Pokemon.

I was 8 years old when I started leafgreen and emerald.

Reblog and tag how old you were and what was your first game.

[tillman]

boone: doesnt have either his shades or beret for like 3 seconds

boone’s anxiety: implodes killing him instantly

[albertserra]

romance peaked with this

[shabbosgay]

im beggin dude, don’t take my man

[writing-prompt-s]

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

[endreams-s]

Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?

Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.

Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok

[honeypressed]

Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts

Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes

Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks

[moonreflectioninthefragglepond]

A++ addition

[tetsuskitten]

Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they’re writing* babe, i’m not sure if this would actually work?

Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you’re doing great

[tigerliliesandcherryblossoms]

I LOVE THIS

[vmohlere]

Oh no, murder comedy is my jam

[laziestofthedreamers]

I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? It’d be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gullible, and on top of it they’re a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so it’s completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work.

Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and it’s a big hit. Enough so that a detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that there’s something to the theory, but it’s all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the author’s home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they don’t seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, that’s it. Most they do is leave for groceries.

So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes, the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough he’ll FINALLY have proof.

[pamgkrthwrites]

Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go out so it gets sub what personal. 

“You need to stop seeing them. I think they are a serial killer.”

Serial killer breaths in. “Look-”

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[bunnyfood]

PEEKABOO!

[mybigfatgaylife]

This added three years to my life.

[raynersjournal]

Sole: *appreciate companion* 

I had a bad day today and want to draw these dudes blush

[murolo-moved]

fallout 4 male romanceable companion: *almost kills self but then doesnt*

[murolo-moved]

mac says he sometimes feels like he and duncan should have just died at the same time as his wife

preston mentions that he didn’t really feel like living anymore; he didn’t actively try to die, but he felt like there was no reason to go on either

danse explicitly asks you to kill him, and if told to do it himself, will literally kill himself

hancock took an experimental radiation drug which turned him into a ghoul, but it’s implied he assumed he would be more likely to just die when he took it

gage isn’t real idk about him

[crystalvfae]

im procrastinating so have a gen 3 nick doodle

[crystalvfae]

Deacon pinup commission for @derpysunbear!  The Railroad can’t let the Brotherhood get all the recruits.

prints available here!

[crystalvfae]

danse is very enthusiastic about recruitment

prints available here!

[illumancer-deactivated20200426]

once one of them

[jerseyartblog]

“Fenris! We’re finally reunited!”

“It would have happened sooner if someone gave clear directions to this place.”

“Eh? But I wrote it out in my last letter: Let’s meet at A Non-Descript Tavern on the road to Ostwick!”

“Hawke.”

;’) A very sketchy sequel to this.

[jerseyartblog]

Long-haired Fenris warm-up doodle * u *

[woodmeat]

If a post says nigga and I'm white can I still reblog it

no you may not

[woodmeat]

hold up….

[gay-orcs]

pros of having an orc bf:

large

can literally pick you up and crack your entire back when you need it

lots to cuddle with

handsome

cons: