the Green Bean

established 1996. hair stylist. fan. weirdo in general. I am a genderfluid panromantic demisexual lesbian. they/them

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

[switchnx]

Wait that’s actually really good, gonna pop this out of the tags

[itsreallystupid]

[teaboot]

[strawberrycatcrowbar]

[no-one-offical]

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[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Not the citrus scale I was looking for but I like it

[scifiromancemachine]

I like how in Mario Sunshine Mario gets arrested despite having an alibi corroborated by upwards of six different people (his being on a fucking plane/out of the country for nearly every crime he was being tried for), tried but not permitted a defense lawyer or any testimony to be given in his favor, and convicted based solely on crude eye witness testimony which didn’t even match his description (the illustration is literally blue, just like the actual Shadow Mario).  Then within minutes of his sentencing, the actual perpetrator strikes again in broad daylight in front of even more witnesses, and attempts to kidnap someone, only to be stopped by Mario, but Mario is nonetheless still held responsible and held to the task of carrying out his sentence?

Isle Delfino is canonically a police state

[realmofthefirebird]

this has a target audience of maybe 5 people (hi guys)

[pretzelbea]

Why don't more non-binary people dress like the person from the bathroom sign

You can't tell me one pant leg and half a dress wouldn't slay

[sundercr]

[shima-draws]

Everybody stop what you’re doing RIGHT NOW and celebrate the last Out of Touch Thursday of 2020

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

OUTTA TOUCH THURSDAY!

[analog-machine]

The last Out of Touch Thursday of 2021

[mrtylers]

The last Out of Touch Thursday of 2022!

[kringeshame]

the last out of touch Thursday of 2023 🎆

[guerrillatech]

[aflo]

posting this on twitter will get you put into witness protection

[truestoriesaboutme]

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

[terminallyonlinecat-deactivated]

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

[fnordseer5]

has anyone else ever noticed how good i am at picking pictures to reblog

[beebfreeb]

Pikmin comic

[greenontwitch]

you are enough

[incendavery]

ten corvidoodles

[calibantree]

ahaha

[asmodeauxx-deactivated20240101]

fresh wings (part three)

[alice-syndrome-archived]

A library, deep within the caverns of shamura's temple, containing a millennia of forbidden knowledge, only to be seen by the most worthy. Reposting due to blog remake, thank you to @rideghost24 for the wonderful art

[ngaikuuomelette]

Fluff ( ∩´͈ ᐜ `͈∩)

[kedicatt-cotl]

Shamura lore (part 6)

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 (half 1, half 2)

This is the last part of the Shamura lore.

[iceghosto]

A quick summary of the last 16 months

[sovietnam]