we're not kids anymore.
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
JVL
Game of Thrones Daily
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shark vs the universe
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❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Three Goblin Art
@theartofmadeline
Jules of Nature
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JBB: An Artblog!
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Cosimo Galluzzi
RMH
noise dept.
Cosmic Funnies
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@daunt-the-wizard-bitch
Fun evil wizard fact. These spheres outside Target can be used as pondering orbs. If you forgot your pocket orb at home (fucking idiot) you can use them to summon an Uber. This is because Target is owned and operated by evil wizards. Toodaloo.
Mmmmmm can't wait to eat some totally normal cakes
AH SHIT AH FUCK OH GOD I WAS NOT READY FOR SUCH A HORRIBLE SHOCK
Mmmmmm can't wait to eat some totally normal cakes
best serif font?
times new roman
georgia
baskerville
century
garamond
book antiqua
rockwell
sylfaen
other (leave tags)
Rockwell is criminally under-rated.
Someone should just shove me into a vat of acid at this point
I love how in my day to day life I've made being sleepy a character trait. Like I'm permanently eepy sleepy. "How you doing" I'm in need of a quick snooze.
It's not grumpy tiredness either. It's sorta just a aloof whimsical sleepiness.
I woke up from a nap and found myself tied up by my evil underlings plotting to overthrow me and usurp my power for themselves.
I have never been prouder, but I do need new underlings now.
Making my robe cloak and hat out of denim call me the Jizzard
That title belongs to another…
Then I must take it by force
Fun evil wizard fact. These spheres outside Target can be used as pondering orbs. If you forgot your pocket orb at home (fucking idiot) you can use them to summon an Uber. This is because Target is owned and operated by evil wizards. Toodaloo.
Fren :3
Oh mah gahd
Fren :3
Fren :3
I got a new hat. Celebrate.
After long consideration and spending 3 minutes in my basement, I have decided to ban horses. I’m working on a machine to eliminate all horses on wizard island island all at once. Say your prayers, you buck tooth bitches.
while you were busy figuring out a way to remove the horses
i was busy creating a perfected specimen
good luck
Dear god…
God can't save you now
Thank you to everyone who got me to 500 likes!
This Tumblr thing is easy. I just post whatever bullshit and people like it. Thank you people for thinking I'm funny-ish.
Making my robe cloak and hat out of denim call me the Jizzard
please. do not call yourself that
Absolutely not. Jizzard forever.
welcome to my new app, UberFeats. i will send heroes to your house to perform great Feats of strength and cunning
I'm hooked. Send me some sacrifices entertainment.
