Heir to a Trash Throne

I’m back bitches.

[ozempicofficial]

[sonypraystation]

[yaoiblackmold]

It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like

[booksandberries]

[duckbunny]

past tense. present relax.

[theredkite]

future perfect?

[angelicdewdrop]

[dauphindelphine]

“My cup overfloweth”

“Yeah bitch. U keep pouring LIQOUR in it”

[dogpuppy]

[sacred-portal]

[dauphindelphine]

Mini Tattoo tour… do we see the vision? 👁️

[pochowek]

i am the smallest boy in all of canada

[rslashrats]

"i don't give a rat's ass" okay but i do

[rslashrats]

i will give a million rat asses. from my rat ass factory

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

hey i have hiccups can someone scare me

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

HOO!

thanks it worked

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

……you can go now

[illumineeti]

[sovietnam]

[algorithmist]

one of my favorite posts of all time is the "o the pelican" one. genuinely a modern classic imo deserves to be in a museum

[algorithmist]

a great literary work

[griancraft]

My grandpa posted this presumably to be transphobic or something but ngl it kinda slays. Get it vader

[croppy]

[speedlimit15]

you can’t even run away and join the circus anymore