IT'S DAVE, MAN! OPEN UP THE GODDAMN DOOR!!!

🦎dave/04-04-2002/he-him-his/cishet male (LGBTQ peeps are cool peeps)/Autismo🦎 I REFUSE TO BELONG IN FANDOMS Fat Postal Dude from Las Vegas one of my aunts was on "Scare Tactics"

[davem-lizard-tekno]

New Intro Post

Hello! I am Dave. I am an Autistic White-Latino Guy from the IRL GTA server called Las-Vegas

This is my Sona.

He is an Iguana/Dragon & a Voodoo-Gunmage. His weapons are a Cannon-Hatchet, a Swamp-Monster Claw Scepter, & two Magic-Eye Bracers.

I do Commissions:

I also write a POSTAL/YandeSim (fml) Fanfic called YandePOSTAL

Found here -> @yandepostal-fanfic

It's about Postal Dude's long lost Daughter, Emira "Postal-Chan" Dudette Aishi & her many Painstaking Misadventures across Japan & (eventually) Arizona. Also, YandeSim is retconned to be just a nightmare like P3 & Ayano is in her 40s.

(The 2 Default Outfits of Postal-Chan)

[phillip-bankss]

I didn't forget

[aquiraxuno]

Sleeping fawn with albinism

[davem-lizard-tekno]

"Fuck my Tomodachud Life"

A Screenshot Album of Silly Ass Bullshit by David the Iguana

Gnome-LARPing with Duke Nukem

Zone-Tan & Mr. Bones make a ballad to commemorate the 2nd Amendment.

"You smell of Poopoo-Peepee :)"

Presenting without comment

Ay Blyat!!

Being Chased around by my Postal-Sona

Eric Andre greeting a Giraffe personally

"THAT LITTLE RAT LOOKIN THING JUST GOT ATE!! 🗣🔥"

Kenshiro (from the live action movie) with his pet penguin

SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD & THUNDER WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHAAAAALE 🗣🔥🗣🔥

[taproot-bread]

You know that weird phase where you are not asleep yet but your mind starts doing whatever and you can't really control it? Yeah.

[taproot-bread]

[taproot-bread]

I'M????????????

[swayerto]

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

don’t worry about it

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

don’t worry about it

[infinitypilot]

Freeze Rifle - custom Doom weapon

A heavy plasma-based chaingun that freezes enemies on death. Decently strong damage, though no alt fire and has a considerable cooldown after firing.

[davem-lizard-tekno]

Reminds me of the Maser Tanks from Godzilla Movies.

[doom-nerdo-666]

You Broke Me is a narrative driven, zscript heavy mod for Doom 2. This is a deeply personal mod I have been working on for about three years

A very personal mod by kevansevans with some sensitive themes.

Recommend to read the page.

[supersonicanimates]

[doom-nerdo-666]

D.B.C.P. - The Doom Brutalist Community Project: Brutalism in Doom! [MBF21]

[davem-lizard-tekno]

oh neat

[pansyfemme]

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

[venatoris]

i made this image for the express purpose of this

[parakeet]

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

[steelthroat]

There was a pole...

[justasimpleraccoon]

[steelthroat]

PFFFFFFF

Canon

Bloodline annihilated XD

[memories-of-ancients]

Drinking horn with gilded copper mounts, Europe, 15th century

from The Hunt Museum, Limerick

[tarvek-sturmvoraus]

[localxenospores]

i was compelled

[beastoftheblackhole]

I was also compelled

[your-fave-is-an-abuse-survivor]

the postal dude from postal is an abuse survivor!

"I think Postal Dude Qualifies as an Abuse Victim - mainly with his Ex-Wife, The Bitch being the Abuser for the reasons of forcing him to marry her & constantly belittling him for the next few years after that."

(submitted by @davem-lizard-tekno)